Narrator: "Now it's time for silly sex songs with Larry The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song about sex. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning Bath, is searching for his dildo. To relieve himself but having no success, Larry cries out"

Larry: "Oh, where is my dildo? Oh where is my dildo? Oh, where Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh Where oh, where is my dildo?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and Slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his Composure and reports "

Pa: "I think I saw a dildo back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my dildo. Back there is my dildo. Back There, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back There, back there, back there is my dildo!"

Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters The scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a Towel, Junior regains his composure and comments"

Junior: "Why do you need a dildo? You don't have a vagina!"

Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him No vag? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become Of his dildo? Larry wonders"

Larry: "No honey pot for my dildo. No pussy for my dildo. No muff, no cunny, no where, no vag, no hoochie, no vajayjay, no where, back there, no puss For my dildo!"

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob Regains his composure and confesses"

Bob: "Larry, that old dildo of yours Well, you never use it, you Don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry I didn't know. But I gave It to the Peach - 'cause she's got a slit!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments"

Larry: "Not fair for my dildo. Not fair! My poor dildo. Not Fair, not fair, no snatch, not fair, no where, no cunt, not fair, not Fair, not fair! My little dildo!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. herself also in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly Embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's Generosity, the Peach is thankful"

Peach: "Thanks for the dildo."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the dildo, calls out "

Larry: "Take care of my dildo. Take care, oh my dildo. Take Care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice kitty, no fair, take care, take care of my dildo."

Narrator: "The end!"

A.N.

Nobody even questioned it! Larry could have been using that dildo for his ass?! I would have been pissed if someone gave my toys away!