Okay! So I know that these are pretty danged common. But this is different! Why? Because we have APOLLO to blame...
DISCLAIMER: I AM THIRTEEN. I AM NOT RICK RIORDAN. But my mortal dad looks like him...Mel belongs to MsEDarcy. Elizabeth is MsEDarcy. And Shazer is MOI! Also, Kayla is mentioned in TLO.
ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: This is a joint story between me and MsEDarcy, so I only take partial blame on what the charries say or do.
YET ANOTHER DISCALIMER: This involve couples that you've never even DREAMED off!
STILL ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS FOR THE NICE REVIEWERS. SO IF YOU DON'T REVIEW NICELY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY TREATS. UNDERSTOOD, SOLDIER?!
Chapter One: WHHHHYYYY MMEEEEEEE?!
(Percy's POV)
I should've known that today was NOT a good day when I woke up to find my bed on Moumt Olympus.
"HOLY HADES!" I yelled, clambering out of bed.
Dang! Why was I here?!
"Percy?" I heard someone say.
I whirled around to see my girlfriend, Annabeth.
Fortunately, she wasn't wearing bad pajamas. The shirt was a silvery gray, while her pants were black. Her hair was still a tangled mess, though.
Thank goodness I was wearing a blue shirt and shorts instead of my underwear.
"What's going on?" she asked.
I shrugged.
"Where are we?"
I turned to see my little half-sister, who went by Shazer, yawn. She looked like a little girl in her polka dot nightgown, and clutching her polar bear, Buddy.
(A/N: Had him since I was a baby. Problem? DEAL WITH IT!)
"BROTHER!" a voice yelled.
I turned around just in time to see Tyson barreling towards me, arms outstretched.
"OOF!" He tackled me.
"WHAT'S THAT?!" Shazer squawked, looking around frantically for her daggers.
Where were her glasses?
"Annabeth? Go find Shazer's glasses before she tries to save me but slices off my head."
Annabeth scampered off. Shazer was still groping around for her daggers, not realizing that her glasses weren't on.
I hope Annabeth hurries up!
*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF COOKIES*
"Um, Percy?"
"What?!" I snapped at Annabeth, who was handing Shazer her glasses.
She frowned. "I didn't say anything!"
Shazer solemnly shook her head.
"Percy? Do you know what's going on?"
I turned around.
Pier was fully dressed, but the area around her mouth was foamy, and she held a toothbrush.
"Nope. Are we the only ones?"
Suddenly, I heard a clamor.
It was coming from the throne room.
(Piper's POV)
One minute, everything's okay, I'm just brushing my teeth.
The next...I'm here on Olympus!
"What's going on in the throne room?" Percy's sister asked.
I can NEVER remember her name.
"I don't know..." Annabeth murmured.
I almost did a spit take when's he said that.
Percy's jaw dropped. "YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
Annabeth shoved him playfully.
"Let's check it out!"
Next thing I knew, Percy's sister was running down the hall.
"Shazer! Wait!" Percy groaned. "Why does she HAVE to be so headstrong?!"
"If we don't follow her, who KNOWS what'll happen?" Annabeth pointed out.
We all ran towards the throne room.
*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF CAKE*
This time, I really did do a spit take.
Jason, along with Octavian, Reyna, Will, Elizabeth, Nico, Thalia, Mel, Frank, Hazel, Leo, Hecate, the Stoll Brothers, Katie, Drew, Pollux, and Lacy, was trying to round up fourteen screaming toddlers. Well, thirteen, really. A girl in a simple brown dress sat at the flames, poking it with a stick.
Everyone was in assorted pajamas, except for the goddesses. Mel wore a CHB shirt along with jeans, while Hecate wore a flowing black chiton.
"Piper!"
Boy, Jason sure sounded relieved to see me!
"What's going on?" Shazer stared, mouth agape.
"We'll explain when these kids are rounded up!" Mel promised. Her eyes flickered from green to gray, a sure sign that she was stressed.
And she rarely got stressed.
"Um..." Annabeth tried to grab a screaming kids in Bermuda shorts, but failed.
Percy just stood there, obviously flabbergasted.
Fortunately, Shazer can be quick when it's needed. She grabbed the kid, and sat down, singing softly. Soon, the kid was calm. She summoned a jet of water in her palm, which kept the kid entertained as he tried to grab it.
Me?
I was between.
I managed to scoop up a couple of kids, but as soon as I set them down to grab someone else, they would run off.
Finally, Thalia climbed onto her father's throne and yelled, "EVERYBODY, CALM DOWN!"
The kids froze. Even the two fighting over a bow and arrow.
Surpridingly, though, they didn't cry. Instead, they gave Thalia their undivided attention.
"Is this normal?" Connor whispered to Lacy.
The reason that they all stared at her was revealed, though, as a boy in black pointed at her head and yelled, "SHINY!"
Thalia frowned, then blinked and took off her circlet.
"SHINY!" A girl with peacock patterns on her dress shouted.
Thalia knelt down. Immediantly, all of the little kids, even the one by the hearth, ran towards Thlia and her circlet. She dropped it on the ground, and the kids began a ridiculous ritual of passing it around as if it would break.
"Ladies Hecate and Melecia," Thalia bowed, acknowledging the goddesses. We followed suit.
Hecate waved her hand. "Please. We have no time for formalities."
"What happened to the gods?"
Way to be blunt, Leo.
Mel and Hecate shared a Look. Not the Oh-Dear look, but the OH-MY-GODS-HOW-WILL-WE-BREAK-THE-NEWS-TO-THEM look.
"Um...about that..." Mel scratched the back of her neck, smiling awkwardly.
Reyna crossed her arms. "Shall we get straight to the point?"
Hecate scowled. "Okay, okay! Hold your pegasi!"
"Who are all thaws kids?" Lacie gestured towards the toddlers, who were still examining the shiny...er, circlet.
Mel took a deep breath. "Okay! So, Pollo was trying out a spell that Hecate told him that could turn the old young again."
"Sounds interesting!" the Stolls grinned.
Hecate shot them a glare.
Mel continued. "Any, he wondered what happened if it bounced off a mirror, so he called everyone to demonstrate. Me and Hecate were watching next to the columns."
"So the spell hit the mirror, and it hit EVERYone. Fortunately, me and Mel ducked behind the columns, so we were lucky," Hecate jumped in.
"And?" Annabeth prompted.
Mel ran her hand through her black hair, then gestured to the toddlers. "Meet your parents."
CUT! Ha ha. YEAH!
Pretty stupid of Pollo, wasn't it?
RANDOM FACT: Pollo mean chicken in Spanish X3
Now all we have to do is eat popcorn, drink soda, munch on chips, and wait for what MsEDarcycows up with...
Oh, yeah.
Well, we're NOT breaking up Percabeth, THANK you! In fact, we're keeping ALL canon couples, but since we added some in the mix, I guess I'll explain them:
DrewXOctavian
PolluxXKayla
MeXNico
ElizabethXWill
ConnorXLacy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I KNOW.
A couple of the pairings seem pretty far fetched, but we'll manage!
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