These stories really have no point but I find them funny…along with my friends saying, "That's funny dude." So…read it!
One day, Sonic was sitting in a chair in his house in Station Square, the one place where people adore him and his friends and give them praise. But Sonic was bored and decided to go for a run. He ran around for quite some time before he noticed Amy. Finally realizing a way to rid himself of boredom, he ran even faster past Amy and caused a strong wind to knock her down. Sonic laughed as she fell and almost crashed into a tree, but for some reason, ran up it. He couldn't stop running and started going even faster than before and before he knew it, he was in space. Strangely and luckily, he could breathe in space and he kept running, though gravity could've taken it's role at some point in time, and Sonic got pulled into Uranus's gravitational pull (Uranus has a strong force XD). He crash landed on Uranus and slowly stood up. He saw, out of all things, furniture and sports equipment lying around. His legs felt all wobbly, meaning Sonic messed himself up, so he sat down on a table. The table sprouted eyes, arms, and legs, and stood up and made Sonic fall. The table mumbled something about butts and blue things but walked away. Sonic was confused so he found a recliner and sat in it. It too, sprouted limbs and pushed Sonic off of him. Then all of the furniture came to life and surrounded Sonic. A guillotine (which isn't furniture but was there anyway) trapped Sonic somehow and a desk walked up to Sonic holding a golf club and set himself up to hit him.
"FORE!" screamed the desk as it swung and whacked Sonic's ass so hard, he broke out of the guillotine and was sent flying back to Earth. Sonic screamed as he ladned face first in front of Tails.
"Holy crap on a crap cracker! Sonic, are you alright!" he screamed rushing to his side.
"No…it feels like my ass is broken," said Sonic as you could literally see that Sonic's ass was red, pulsing (cause it's all bruised) and very lumpy.
Sonic slowly stood up as he felt pain every time he tried moving (dunno why if it's just his ass in pain) and he slowly walked back home. He was about ten feet away when Amy walked up to him and held out her hammer.
"Oh God no!" screamed Sonic as he limped away like an old man and not getting very far.
Amy charged at him with a war cry and beat the living hell out of him with her hammer and walked away about five minutes later dusting her hands off as Sonic was left laying on the ground twitching and bleeding.
"I hate this day," he said soon passing out.
Okay, I'm gonna write stories like these for all the characters like Tails and Knuckles and the rest so...chill.