This was Dylan Benson's first day of High School. He was about to leave his house.
"Okay, Dylan, have fun at school." Dylan's dad said.
"Bye bye, Dad." Dylan said, as he left the house.
When Dylan arrived at school, he saw Eric, a guy with brown hair, glasses, red-white striped shirt, green shorts, socks, and shoes. "Hey, Eric. I'm Dylan, want to be cool buddies?" Dylan asked. "No. Go play some Mario Brothers or whatever." Eric walked out of here. Dylan then met Mario who said, "It's a-not you again! Bye-A-Bye!" Mario walked out of here also.
Dylan went to his locker and opened it, and a bunch of ice cubes froze him to death. He was as cold as ice, I know. Nobody called for help. Instead, they kept on walking. He had to use the hammer to crack some of the ice out his whole body after this was over.
Dylan ended up getting late to class and the teacher named Mr. Paul took him to the office, where Wario was.
"Where's Frank?" Dylan asked Wario.
"I ate him" Wario replied back. "Go back to class or I'll eat you also."
"I'm grounded for this." Dylan went back to class.
Dylan then went to Toad's class and said, "Do you know where the cafeteria was, Toad?"
Toad then said, "It was over there, but I don't even know what happened to it. It might have gotten eaten by a monster."
Dylan walked into the train area at school, thinking it was a cafeteria or whatever it was.
"Get out of the way, loser." Waluigi said, while trying to chug that train. It was too late. The train had already run over Dylan.
Dylan went to gym class with Eric and he says that if you lose, he will remove you as a friend on Xbox Live.
Dylan missed every shot in that basketball game and that made Eric angry.
At the end of the day at school, Dylan met Toadette, his one favorite mushroom gal. "Hey there, I'm Dylan Benson. Let's walk out of school together." Toadette then said, "Sure, Dylan, if you can do something for me."
Every person was standing outside of the school. "Everyone get that son of a moronic brat!" Eric said.
Dylan walked outside of the school running away for his life like a scared little man. Everyone started getting mad at him. "Cheer up, Dylan. I know someone who takes care of you." Toadette told Dylan.
"Really? You do?" Dylan was so happy.
"Yeah, your dad!" Toadette laughed as well as the others.
Everybody threw oranges and all tons of fruits at Dylan. They even poured Wilkins Coffee and porridge at him. They called him Weird Al and told him to die from a Piranha Plant. Dylan couldn't take it no more. They even laughed at him until Dylan stopped them.
"STOP IT! I have been publicly humiliated for the last time!" Dylan went home, sobbing.
"How was your first day of school, Dylan?" Dylan's dad said. "I had the worst day today." Dylan replied.
"You had the worst day of your life at your first day of school? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you! You're grounded for about five months until you move to another school. Now go to bed right now."
Dylan did so, and his dad turned off that camera while smiling.