The ice-cream incident.
Harry Potter stood in Madam Malkin's wizarding robes shop next to an ugly pinched face pale boy, this boys name was Draco Malfoy. He had come to Diagonally earlier that morning with Hagrid, an alcoholic half giant, Hagrid now stood outside the shop, holding two large ice- creams.
Suddenly, Hagrid threw the ice-creams up into the air and balanced them on his large nose, he whipped out two pom poms and began doing the traditional Aztec ice-cream dance. Harry new this dance well, it was the one that Dudley and his friends use to partake in at every birthday party, so he began to dance.
Harry recited the complex dance in his head as he began to jive to the loud Aaron Carter music emitting from Draco's oak and maple leaf wand.
Harry was missing the two brightly coloured pom poms needed for the dance, as was Draco, but they were willingly supplied by one of the trainee robe hemmers.
The dance had begun.
"I want candy", pom poms were waiving madly in the air, Draco had acquired a turquoise tutu and was shaking his thin pelvis raunchily in time with the beat, Harry looked on in horror as he began to shed his outer garments, consisting of a dark green silver trimmed robe and tight black leather trousers. As the song progressed, so did the strip show, Harry was trying to dig his innocent eyes out with a safety pin, failing this, he threw of his Hogwarts uniform and ran screaming from the shop.
The Hogwarts' express pulled into Hogsmead station and the first years headed off in there magical boats to the great hall.
The sorting ceremony was soon over and with a few well chosen words from the headmaster, all began to eat. The first course was spectacular, every sort of food imaginable lay on golden plates along the great tables.
Dumbledore rose steadily from his seat at the head of the staff table and said, "DESERT IS SERVED", and hundreds of kinds of ice-cream appeared on the table in front of the students, Harry began to scream and many men in white coats with the words, "St Mungo's" on the back carried him away after sedating him three times.
Draco Malfoy was beaming with pride, soon five Death Eaters apperated into the great hall and pinned a large silver snake onto his chest and threw him onto their shoulders chanting, "All hail Draco", all the way to Hogsmead!
So remember, ice-cream is intensely damaging to the mind, you must eat sorbet instead, or frozen yoghurt...goodnight.
Harry Potter stood in Madam Malkin's wizarding robes shop next to an ugly pinched face pale boy, this boys name was Draco Malfoy. He had come to Diagonally earlier that morning with Hagrid, an alcoholic half giant, Hagrid now stood outside the shop, holding two large ice- creams.
Suddenly, Hagrid threw the ice-creams up into the air and balanced them on his large nose, he whipped out two pom poms and began doing the traditional Aztec ice-cream dance. Harry new this dance well, it was the one that Dudley and his friends use to partake in at every birthday party, so he began to dance.
Harry recited the complex dance in his head as he began to jive to the loud Aaron Carter music emitting from Draco's oak and maple leaf wand.
Harry was missing the two brightly coloured pom poms needed for the dance, as was Draco, but they were willingly supplied by one of the trainee robe hemmers.
The dance had begun.
"I want candy", pom poms were waiving madly in the air, Draco had acquired a turquoise tutu and was shaking his thin pelvis raunchily in time with the beat, Harry looked on in horror as he began to shed his outer garments, consisting of a dark green silver trimmed robe and tight black leather trousers. As the song progressed, so did the strip show, Harry was trying to dig his innocent eyes out with a safety pin, failing this, he threw of his Hogwarts uniform and ran screaming from the shop.
The Hogwarts' express pulled into Hogsmead station and the first years headed off in there magical boats to the great hall.
The sorting ceremony was soon over and with a few well chosen words from the headmaster, all began to eat. The first course was spectacular, every sort of food imaginable lay on golden plates along the great tables.
Dumbledore rose steadily from his seat at the head of the staff table and said, "DESERT IS SERVED", and hundreds of kinds of ice-cream appeared on the table in front of the students, Harry began to scream and many men in white coats with the words, "St Mungo's" on the back carried him away after sedating him three times.
Draco Malfoy was beaming with pride, soon five Death Eaters apperated into the great hall and pinned a large silver snake onto his chest and threw him onto their shoulders chanting, "All hail Draco", all the way to Hogsmead!
So remember, ice-cream is intensely damaging to the mind, you must eat sorbet instead, or frozen yoghurt...goodnight.