A/N: This is a Bonnie Bennett choose your own adventure. You get to help Bonnie decide who and what she wants to do on Valentine's Day. They're are fourteen smutty endings to this adventure. Let me know in the comments what Valentine you led the lonely witch to. Was it who you wanted or did you have to go back and retrace your steps? Smut, bad language, and horrible grammar as usual. Please excuse the mistakes. Make good choices.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Bonnie tried to ignore the sea of red as she cruised the aisles of her local Target. Valentine's Day-She knew it was a thing, but by god, she tried not to stare as middle-aged men crowded the Hallmark kiosk. Moms stared at bare shelves desperately trying to get their child's class treats at the last minute. Giant balloons emblazoned with "Be Mine" hovered in droves over her head. Everywhere she looked cartoon hearts danced in a menacing glee. She was going to have nightmares about being wrapped in pink cellophane. The witch hadn't seen so much satin underwear in her life, or had she?

It was no secret her love life was in the crapper. Maybe she was noticing all this stuff because she was kind of lonely. She had thrown herself into school, and yeah she had the occasional date, but mostly her Saturday nights were spent over her textbooks and laptop. She wanted to go to a decent graduate school and get a marketable MBA.

Not only did she need stellar grades, she was also playing catch up. She started school a year after the others, ugh Bonnie stop comparing yourself to Caroline and Elena, and wanted to graduate on time. It was silly. She knew that. Everyone finished at his or her own speed, but Bonnie was tired of being left behind, in more ways than one.

When Bonnie made it out the store she felt like she could breath again. This was crazy. She was a senior, three months away from graduating. So what if the world had brought into this plot by the greeting cards companies to boost their revenue?

She had a huge exam to study for anyway. She needed at least a 93 to bring her B up to an A in International and Global Markets. You can drink cheap wine and eat chocolate anytime, the witch reasoned with herself.

She walked down the hall to her dorm room. Her floor was deserted. Valentine's Day was on Saturday this year, and everyone was headed out for the weekend. She felt sorry for the kids, like her, who had a Friday class tomorrow. Most would probably just skip anyway.

This was actually the perfect atmosphere to concentrate and get the grades she needed. Bonnie burst into her room with a new resolve to slaughter this exam. She put her things away, grabbed her laptop and started searching through her recent emails for Kimmy, the helpful TA's, study guide.

As she scrolled down her list of unopened emails she tried to ignore Caroline's name. It was hard since it dominated her inbox. How many emails had the girl sent? She knew she would regret it, but she clicked on the vampire's name. Caroline was begging her to come home for the weekend. Apparently everyone would be in town. She wanted to throw some fancy reunion dinner.

A small part of Bonnie missed her friends, if she could even call them that anymore. She had transferred to George Mason to distance herself from a life that had caused her nothing but heartache and tragedy. It had been a while since she had seen anyone from Mystic Falls including her dad. Suddenly the witch was torn.

Maybe she was a bit lonelier than she originally thought. She could skip tomorrow's review session in class, come back Sunday morning and chain herself to a table in the library. That way she could spend the weekend reconnecting with old friends.

Or she could keep her eyes on the prize. Attend the much-needed review, maybe arrange a study session with some interested classmates, and cram for her exam. She had plenty of Valentine's ahead of her. Hell she could buy some Boone's Farm and a snickers bar for herself.

What should Bonnie do?

Go home to Mystic Falls and connect with old friends (Skip to chapter 3)

-Or-

Stay at the dorm and prepare for her test (Go on to chapter 2)