THE AWESOME RACE
(A/N: Yes, it's a parody title of Amazing Race)
Phil Keoghan introduces us to the game, as he stands on the top of a hill with the 11 teams arriving nearby by helicopter. "Welcome to the Awesome Race. Our 11 cartoon teams are now arriving, ready to win 1 million fictional dollars, and you can meet them now."
ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND OBI-WAN KENOBI
Representing: Star Wars Clone Wars
"The Clone Wars had been getting a little hectic, and since me and Obi-Wan weren't doing too much in the Outer Rim after the sieges, I signed us up for the race." Anakin says
"Without telling me, I might add." Obi-Wan says
"Come on, it'll be fun! Anakin says
"I have a bad feeling about this." Obi-Wan says
CALVIN AND HOBBES
Representing: Calvin and Hobbes
"This race will be awesome! Where else can I get a chance to race with my best friend and still maniacally crush everyone in the way?" Calvin says
Hobbes has his head in his hands as Calvin talks. He mutters "I hope I'm not disgracing tigers everywhere in doing this…"
CHICKEN LITTLE AND FISH OUT OF WATER
Representing: Chicken Little
"After the aliens invaded, it's been dull in Oakey Oaks, so I figured I'd sign up for the race, and Fish was right there with me to do it!" Chicken Little says
"Glub!" Fish adds.
DASH AND VIOLET
Representing: The Incredibles
"I love the show on TV, so I figured 'Hey, why not try out for the show?'. This race is going to be totally sweet!" Dash says
"I really would have preferred a different partner, but mom and dad had to stay home to save the city, and Jack-Jack's too little, so I ended up here with my brother." Violet says
GARFIELD AND ODIE
Representing: Garfield
"Blame it on Jon. And Odie. Jon was busy putting in home videos to the computer when Odie accidentally clicked us onto the race application site, and then a whole bunch of stuff later, we're signed up for this race. At least the money we make off of this will buy me food for a whole week." Garfield says
"Bark!" Odie says
HUMAN TORCH AND THE THING
Representing: Fantastic Four
Human Torch says "There's been no crime by the Baxter Building for weeks, so I figured me and Ben here could have a little fun on the race. Isn't that right Ben?"
"Why on earth did I sign up for this race with you?" The Thing asks.
KIM AND RON
Representing: Kim Possible
"We're using our summer vacation to the fullest this year, and Ron brought up the idea for the race. We signed up as soon as we could." Kim explains
"This race will be an awesome place to do cool things and have fun at the same time. Boo Yah!" Ron says.
KUZCO AND KRONK
Representing: The Emperor's New School
"Remind me why we're doing this race again." Kuzco asks.
Kronk answers "Because you have to compete on one reality game show to graduate Kuzco University."
(A/N: It's a cartoon school- the requirements to graduate can be as ridiculous as possible)
"Why am I doing this race with you?" Kuzco asks.
"I was standing there and you didn't feel like walking all the way to get someone else." Says Kronk
"Oh yeah." Kuzco says
LILO & STITCH
Representing: Lilo & Stitch: The Series
Stitch says a long speech in alien about why they are on the race.
Lilo doesn't speak that fluent alien, so she just says "Um, yeah. What he said."
WOLF AND TWITCHY
Representing: Hoodwinked
"Don't tell the other racers, but… we're undercover. My newest article for Facts and Fairy Tales is taking us inside the competition. Is there a fixed competition? Where do the racers come from? Where are they going?" Wolf says
"For this angle, you gotta go wide." Twitchy says
Wolf agrees. "Exactly."
VERNE AND RJ
Representing: Over the Hedge
"I saw this billboard and thought that this would be a great way to get us some more food, so that we could live in peace with the humans." RJ explains.
"And not get very close to killed every time we go over the hedge." Verne adds.
RJ replies "Yeah, yeah, that too. By the way, how's the tail doing Verne?"
"It's on fire." Verne moans.
RJ is ignoring him "That's great."
All the racers are on the top of the hill now, ready to go down the slope.
"Okay, racers, you all know the rules. When I say go, you are all going to race down the hill, grab a clue and your luggage and then drive off in your car provided to you for the race. They're all custom-sized, so it'll fit you teams." Phil explains.
"On your mark, get set, go!" Phil yells.
The racers take off down the hill, Chicken Little nearly gets trampled by Kronk on his way down, but the first racers to their backpacks and the clue are Kim and Ron.
Ron reads "Fly to the world of Spider-Man…"