I Like Big Brains!

Debbie: Oh my God, Kelly, look at her brains!

They are SO big

She looks like she's one of those star-trek girls.

Who understands those star trek guys?

They only talk to her because she knows the theorem of Pythagoras.

I mean, her brain,

Is just so big

I can't believe it's so round.

It's just out there,

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so albino!

I like big brains, and I cannot lie

You other fanatics can't deny,

When a girl walks in with a itty bitty face

And a round brain in your face

You get stunned.

Wanna say dumb stuff

Cause you notice her glasses are stuck

Deep in the book she's reading

I'm hooked and I can't stop leering.

Oh, Cee-Cee, I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My conscience tried to warn me,

But those brains you got

Make me so hungry.

Oh, book-a-holic

You say you want to read my book

Well, use me, cause you ain't that average booky.

I've seen you writin',

To hell with romancin'

She's Great, Late, got it going like Einstein's date.

I'm tired of magazines,

Reading words with no meaning,

Take the average young nerd and ask him that

She gotta have brain.

So Geeks (yeah), geeks (yeah)

Has your girl-friend got the brains, (hell yeah)

Well, use it, use it, use that healthy brain.

Cee-Cee got brain.

I like them roun' and big,

And when I'm throwing a gig

I just can't help myself,

I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal.

I wanna get you here,

And read, double up, read, read.

I ain't talking bout playboy

Cuz nude woman ain't intellectual

I don't want them thick and puny

So thin I can't see them

Makes a lot 'f trouble

Begging for a piece of my fortune

So I'm looking at editors

Snapping at bitches like Debbie the ho.

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my woman like Yoko.

A word to thick cheerleaders

I can't stand ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ---

Till you're long gone

Cee-cee got it going on.

A lot of girls won't like this song

Cause they like to flaunt it and get it

But I'd rather stay and read

Cuz I'm lean as a bean

And I want someone who's just as tall.

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)

Do you wanna read in my library (yeah)

Then work real hard

Study 'bout art

Even jock boys got to shout

Cee-Cee got brain.

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection

Big brains, all sweet, cup cakes

Only if she's Cee-cee

So your girl-friend rolls a Honda

Playing work out tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor on the top of her Honda

My family don't want one unless she hates the sun

You can do sit bends or sit ups, but please don't lose that stuff

Some brothers wanna play the hard role

And tell you that the brain ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it.

So Cosmo says you're dull

Well, I ain't down with that

Cuz your teeth are big but your glasses are kickin'.

And I'm thinking about stickin

To the girls from Harvard, the Boston Cremes

You ain't it miss fling.

Give me a nerd, I can't resist her.

Blond hair and die did miss her,

Some star-trek fan tried to diss,

Cause his girls were on my list.

He had game but her just missed

Cause he didn't know how to kiss 'em.

So ladies if the brain is round

And it's full to the brim and down

Dial 1-800 Missing and kick them nasty thoughts

Cee-Cee got brain

Cee-Cee got brain

Little in the middle but she got much up x4

A/N hey, was told to do another of these things… not sure if it's great. R&R