Today was five year old Mordecai Quintel first day of kindergarten and he wasn't all excited about it because he thinks it's boring and they don't really teach you important stuff.

While he was on the school yellow bus other kids were sitting and talking to each other and laughing but he was sitting alone and he didn't really care because he knew that kindergarten going the most boring years off his life.

While in the yellow bus he looked in his outer space lunchbox and he wanted to see what his mother packs him for lunch.

Mordecai - "I wonder what mom made me for lunch."

It was a grilled cheese sandwich, a chocolate cupcake with strawberry frosting with a cherry on top, and a juice box.

Mordecai - "Yummy! Thank goodness it not spinach with carrots and peas."

She sometimes packs him something weird or disgusting and he usually throws it out and eats the school lunch.

When he goes out of the bus he saw the school and it said "Tender Hugs and Kisses Kindergarten" it had a picture of a dog and a cat holding a ball and it had rainbows and sun smiling and little hearts on it.

Mordecai - "Augh this is going to be the most boring year of my life."

Then Mordecai saw a white car that stop and he saw a small raccoon coming out of the car and he was holding a fist pump lunch box and he looked upset.

Rita (Rigby's Mother) - "Bye sweetie have fun at kindergarten!"

Rigby - "Yeah sure whatever."

Then she drove home and the tires left smoke and the small raccoon was coughing.

Rigby - "I'm starting to hate this already."

Then started to walk a couple of steps and then trip on a rock and fell and the lunchbox slide next to the blue jay foot.

Mordecai - "Huh?" he saw the fist pump lunchbox next to him and the raccoon on the ground and ran toward.

Mordecai - "Need a hand dude?"

Rigby - "Huh?" and the blue jay giving him a hand.

Rigby - "Yeah I do."

He helps the little raccoon up and Mordecai said to Rigby:

Mordecai - "Wait aren't you the neighbor in my block?

Rigby - "Yeah I live next door to your house."

Mordecai - "That's cool! I'm Mordecai."

Rigby - "I'm Rigby."

Then Mordecai looked at his first pump lunchbox.

Mordecai - "You're a fan of fist pump?"

Rigby - "Heck yeah! They are greatest band in the whole wide world and someday I'm gonna play in their band!"

Mordecai - "That's cool let go into class." Then they went inside and saw that they were suppose to go to room 103.

Then they got inside they a bunch of little kids sitting at a desk with two people sitting together and they playing, talking, and drawing and saw a tall teacher whose brown hair was in a bun wearing glasses, high heals, a white skirt and a blue shirt.

Teacher - "Well you must be Mordecai Quintel and Rigby Salyers I'm Mrs. Conner."

Mordecai - "Nice to meet you."

Rigby - "Hi."

Mrs. Conner - "You can put your lunchboxes in the corner over their" she pointed to the corner and it had little kids lunch boxes.

Mordecai - "Ok thank you Mrs. Conner" then Mordecai and Rigby walk to the corner and put down their lunchbox and then went back to where Mrs. Conner was standing.

Rigby - "Um where do we sit?"

Mrs. Conner - "Sit right here." She points to the front the table and Mordecai and Rigby sat in the front and she gave them some crayons and two pieces of paper.

Mrs. Conner - "Here you go and you two draw some picture and later we'll learn how to count from 1 to 10."

Mordecai - "Ok thank you."

She left and the two of them began to draw. Then after awhile Mordecai was looking at Rigby as he was drawing.

Mordecai - "What are you drawing dude?"

Rigby - "Me eating a chocolate cake." He shows him the picture.

Mordecai - "Hey I like chocolate cake too!

Rigby - "Really?"

Mordecai - "Yeah that one of my favorite thing to eat!"

Rigby - "Awesome! Can I see what you drew?"

Mordecai - "Sure!"

He show Rigby the picture and the picture he drew was him going to a building that said "big kid school" but some of the word were backwards and capitals.

Rigby - "What's that?"

Mordecai - "That's me going to a big kid school."

Rigby - "Why you want to go there?"

Mordecai - "Think about it dude, a big kid school means that we could do what big kids do that we can't and I can't wait to leave this dump!"

Rigby - "Come on to think of it would be cool of being a big kid that mean we could do what ever we want and we could beat up people who pick on us!"

Mordecai - "Yeah and we can learn some big kid stuff and we can go on dates!"

Rigby - "Yeah we could!"

Mordecai and Rigby - "OHHHHHHHH!"

Then they stop and laugh a little and Mordecai said to Rigby:

Mordecai - "You know what Rigby?"

Rigby - "What is it Mordecai?"

Mordecai - "I think we are going to really good friends."

Rigby - "I think your right dude after all, we do have some things in common."

Mordecai - "Yeah we do!"

Rigby - "High five!"

And the two five year old did a high five and they continue to talk other things that they like.

That the end of this chapter I'll make the new one soon bye!