Three Heads In One
Sora
Roxas
Ventus
Sora get the heartless behind you!
No, theres a bigger one to the left. Take him out first.
Will you two shut up, I'm trying to concentrate.
And we're just trying to help
Well I am, Mr. Nobody here is just giving bad advice
Excuse me?
Face it, you've never been trained. I know best.
Please stop arguing. Your giving me a headache
Don't be such a baby. It's not that bad
That's because you two don't have bodies to actually feel pain
Hey! I have a body. It's just not here
And I had a body, I just gave it up for you. So be a little nicer
Quiet!
...Sora take out the one behind you.
Namine
Aqua
Namine
Aqua
NAMINE!
AQUA!
What are you two doing now?
Discussing who would make a better girlfriend. Namine or Aqua
Aqua would is so much better. She's a fully trained keyblade wielder, plus she's an older and who doesn't want to date an older woman?
Namine would be better. She's delicate and sweet. She cares and can control memories. Awesome powers and everyone loves blonds.
Why would you want a girlfriend who could mess with your mind?
Why would you want a girlfriend who could kick your butt?
Sorry guys but they both lose to Kairi
Whys that?
Give one good reason
Kairi has a body, and is in this world.
Touche
Again with the body thing. So ungrateful
Kingdom Key
Jungle Key
Three Wishes
Crabclaw
Lady Luck
Pumpkin Head
Oathkeeper
Wishing Star
Oblivion
Spellbinder
Hidden Dragon?
You caught on fast
What are you two doing now?
It gets bored in here so we're naming keyblades.
I guess it must get boring. What it like in there anyway
We just float around. We don't even actually talk, the thought just travels
Yeah I think we're in the empty spot where your brain is supposed to be
Watch it Nobody
Nobody is watching
I miss when it was just me in my head
Hey Ven, you were here all those years. Why didn't you talk to Sora?
Never knew I could. I just sat back and watched
Isn't life so much better when you can talk?
Oh yeah, I wasted 11 years being silent. Not going to let that happen ever again!
Great...
Roxas?
...
Ven?
...
You guys still in there? I haven't heard from you in days
...
...
Hello?
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...
Oh no! Their gone! What do I do? Who do I go to to say how the voices in my head stopped? Yen Sid? The King? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Told you
Who would have known.
Guys! Your not gone! Where were you?
I wanted to prove to Roxas that you actually care about us
And we thought your panic would be amusing
My reason sounds better
My reason is the truth
You two are cruel. Just my luck I get a couple of smartalecs stuck in my head
You missed us
You can't live without us
You'd be lost without our wisdom
And bored without our entertainment
Guys?
Yeah?
I missed you
17.89265
Ven don't
Next one is 0.827
I could have figured that out
No you couldn't, trust me you need his help
It's my test, I'll do it on my own
...5.983 squared
Ven!
What? It's not like it's cheating. I'm you. I'm in your mind. Some part of you knows the answer. Does it really matter if it's the part that use to have its own life?
It still feels like cheating
Come on. Just listen. Kairi said she'd give you a kiss if you got 100%
Why do you care about that?
Because I know you want it?
Really?
I'm hoping that Namine will be in there too. So just listen to the man. I want that kiss.
I don't know...
Not giving you the option. Ven?
62 to the power of 4
You two are both evil
The train would reach the station at 6:40
A/N So this is what happens when I have homework but don't feel like doing it. I was originally going to make this into a real story. They like a combination. But then got lazy and thought this was funny. Probably going to do another chapter if i can think of more subjects. Review and tell me what your favorite conversation was ^.^
-Caitii