Author's Note: So basically this is a collection of little one shots that I thought were too short to go out there into the world all on their own. As a result, they will all end up in this little episodic story I am so very cleverly calling "Shorts." Updates are highly probable. Please R&R and enjoy. :D
-Envy-
"Gil, why do you hate Break so much?" Oz asked his servant. The golden-eyed man looked up at the blond then glanced over at the person in question.
"Isn't it obvious?" he answered.
"Umm…" Oz stared at Break for a while. "No…?" he finally said. The white-haired man was presently doing nothing more than quietly eating a mountain of small pastries.
"The cake! The candy! It's disgusting! I swear, every time I see him eat, it makes me want to run to the nearest toilet and purge myself of every meal I've had for the last week! He's sickening!"
The younger of the two regarded his servant for a long while before responding. "Gil… Could it be… You're jealous that Break can eat all those sweets without getting fat?" A pause. A bit too long of a pause. And then:
"O- of course not!" Gil finally exclaimed. Oz laughed.
"It's okay, Gil," he said, and kissed the older man on the cheek, causing his servant to blush a deep shade of red. "I'll love you even if you're really fat!" And with that, he ran off, leaving Gilbert to stutter incoherently in surprise.