While browsing through tumblr, I saw a cute picture of Tsuna with four Reborns. Adult Reborn, Teenage Reborn, Child Reborn, and Arcobaleno Baby Reborn. Then I wanted to make an R27 fic and this was born.

Summary: AU Tsuna isn't quite sure why his new neighbors keep bugging him. He's not a babysitter, he's not a mother, he's not a tutor and he's definitely not looking for a husband. He's an author and he has a deadline to meet dammit! R27, slight All27 and more. Drabble series.

Warnings: AU, OOC, MxM, slight crack

I don't own anything!

Chapter 1: The House of Sleeping Beasts

A young woman, smartly dressed with her dark hair tied back into a professional bun, sighed as she unlocked and stepped into the simple two story house. She considered calling out a greeting, but discarded that thought as she knew that more likely than not she wouldn't be getting a reply back.

It was just like most of the houses in Namimori, with three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, and all the other rooms that a small family might need.

Only one person actually lived in this four person home, but the owner had a constant stream of visitors nearly every day, so it wasn't unusual for the other rooms to be occupied. In fact, several pairs of shoes of all different shapes and sizes were littering the front hall. Kurokawa Hana added hers to the side neatly.

Bypassing the kitchen, especially cluttered and dirty for a room that probably hadn't been stepped into by the resident owner for two weeks now, and the living room, she didn't even pause at the sight of a long lean body stretched out on an even longer-obviously custom ordered-couch. A blanket carefully tucked around it. So Yamamoto Takeshi was here.

A slightly shorter, but no less smaller, form was snoring away on the smaller couch across from the first one. The blanket on this one was crumpled and half lying on the ground and the figure in question was just a few inches shy of falling off himself. Of course her boyfriend, Sasagawa Ryohei, was there as well. Odds were, if he didn't make it home for night, he would be here.

Upstairs, the master bedroom was cracked open. Two more figures could be seen sleeping back to back on top of the covers. Another blanket had been tossed over them. Rokudo Mukuro and his stepsister Dokuro Chrome. No surprise there either. These two in particular tended to be semi-permanent residents of the house even though they had their own place back in Kokuyo.

She did raise a brow at the closed guest room door though. A purple wooden door hanger hung off the silver knob. On it was a yellow bird with a speech bubble that said 'Do not Disturb' in large letters. So Hibari Kyoya was here? That bolded well. Usually that person wouldn't stay under the same roof as Rokudo Mukuro, but if something-or someone- needed them to cooperate, they'd put aside their rivalry and work together for a while. Somewhat. Well, only one person could make them tolerate each other long enough to do anything really.

The final door was also closed, but Hana pushed it open only to find that the person who should have been occupying the only bed wasn't. Instead Gokudera Hayato and Bovino Lambo were sprawled on top of it and each other. Tsuna's self-proclaimed right-hand man and adoptive sibling respectively. Their blanket and pillows had been completely kicked off onto the floor.

Her eye twitched. Where the hell was Sawada Tsunayoshi? The guy who actually owned the place and was supposedly the only one who lived here.

Now she had to hunt down the elusive brunet. This was not what Hana had wanted to spend her morning-and possibly the rest of her day, or worst case scenario, week-doing.

Next time: Hana searches for Tsuna.