A/N: -blanches- Well, guys, this one-shot is practically all mine. Dulcina's playing Ryo, and that's it. I've never done a shonen ai on my own before, so please don't be mean! It might not be terrific, because I don't know if I can even pull this off. ... .... Oh! I know what I can say!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ronin Warriors or Weiss Kreuz. I am not gaining any profit from writing this except my own satisfaction at having written something and getting people to read it.

Well, I suppose that's all. Enjoy the story, and please drop a note at the end! I'd reaaaaaaaaally appreciate it! Sankyuu!

Get a Room

Rowen entered the living room that Weiss shared, his favorite book in hand. He saw Aya on the couch, reading, and decided that he didn't mind reading with someone else in the room for once. He went over to the couch and sat down next to the redhead, then flipped to his current page.

Ryo made his way downstairs, planning to grab something to eat from the kitchen.

Yohji yawned as he left his room. Since today was Sunday they didn't have to work in the Koneko, so he'd slept until three. He walked down the hall, deciding to go get himself some coffee, still in just his pj bottoms. Yohji chuckled when he saw the two sitting side by side on the couch, legs crossed and noses buried in their respective stories.

Ryo stuck some ramen in the microwave, then grabbed it and took it with him to the living room once it was ready. He saw the pair of booklovers sitting on the couch. "I swear, you'd think those two would become books themselves," Ryo said, slurping up some noodles.

Rowen glanced up from his book, then decided to dismiss the presence of the new arrivals. Aya just ignored them altogether. Yohji left to grab some coffee and came back to sit down on the recliner to watch the two.

Ryo went to the coffee table to set his bowl down and sat down on the floor. He proceeded to eat his ramen. VERY loudly.

First, Rowen's eyebrow twitched and Aya's eyebrow twitched. Yohji noticed with some interest that their grips on the books were getting so tight that they had white knuckles. Finally he sighed and closed his eyes. "Why don't the two of you just get a room?"

"Yeah, you know you wanna do something more than read." Ryo looked at the two and winked.

Rowen blushed and leaped to his feet. Aya stood up slowly, shooting Ryo one of his patented death glares and leading Rowen out of the room.

Ryo chuckled. Seeing Rowen blush was priceless, and well worth the death glare. Yohji shrugged and continued drinking his coffee.

Since they were stuck sharing a room with Shiten, Rowen and Aya headed back to the room and decided to read, even with Shiten in there. Aya took the comfiest recliner in his apartment, and Rowen collapsed on the bed, not realizing Shiten was laying there. He tried to jump back up, automatically aware of who he had just laid on, but was stopped by an arm snaking itself around his waist.

"Aya!" he yelped, struggling as the other arm went up his shirt. Aya sighed and set down his book, resigning himself to the fact he'd have to help in order to read. The moment he sat down on the bed he was grabbed by Shiten's right arm and Rowen was given an opportunity to get away. Aya wouldn't stand for this, so he laid on top of Rowen to keep him from getting away. Shiten shifted so that he could reach Aya, and leaned down for a fiery kiss. Rowen twisted and jerked and pulled, but it was no use. Aya weighed too much. He turned to see what the other two were doing, but was stopped by Aya's hand....

An hour or more later, Aya opened his eyes, totally satisfied. Well, almost.

"Can I read my book in peace now?"