"Oh Edward help! I know you always leave me, and Jacob never leaves my side, but I still love you!"
"Bella, it's a fan, just turn it off if you don't like the air."
"Oh."
All of a sudden, BAM! Harry Potter flies in front of the car.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Edward like a little girl. "TAKE THE GIRL, SHE'S A GREAT SEX SLAVE, AND SHE DOES POT!"
Harry punches Edward in the face, then pulls him through the open window. "Hey sparkle butt, I heard you've been part of a stupid book!"
"Well my creator was wacked I think, it's not my falt!" After Harry epicly kicks Edwards ass, he turned to you and laughed. "Really, did you really think I would fuck Edward? Or even enter his lame realm? Wow." Then Harry Potter laughed at you again and went back to sleep.