Dr V. IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIVE
Dracula: What is?
Dr V. Monster Man
Dracula: Oh cool
Dr V. Yeah it is
Dracula: Now I can go through with the mystery plot!
Dr V. You mean the one where you...
Dracula: –slaps his hand over Victor's mouth and looks at the audience- shhh they can't know yet!
Dr V. –winks- riiiiiiiight
Dracula: So yes right anyway –kills doctor v-
Katie: HE KILLED DOCTOR VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!!!!
Marie: No shit Sherlock
Dracula: Who the hell are you two?
Marie: We're the authors, which means we have control OVER EVERYTHING MUAHAHAHA ok I'm good.
Katie: I am Neptune god of the sea
Neptune: -appears, poof- YOU'RE NOT NEPTUNE I AM NEPTUNE! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY WORK –disappears, poof-
Marie: Okay anyways BACK TO THE STORY
Dracula: Uh wow that was random.
Villagers: BLAH BLAH BLAH MUST KILL EVIL MONSTER MAN!!!
Frank MM: -runs out carrying dead body of Dr. V-
Igor: AH NO
Dracula: shit I'm in trouble –looks over shoulder at seemingly angry brides and then flies off-
Villagers: BLAH BLAH BLAH MUST BURN DOWN WINDMILL!
Frank MM: NO IM LIKE STANDING UP HERE!
Villagers: -burns down windmill anyway- rawr
Dracula: -lands in field and looks around at the villagers. Assumes shrek like voice and whispers- this is the part where you run away.
Villagers: OH YEA –runs away-
Brides: -lands- did you like loose the monster man
Dracula: oh shit um yea but he'll randomly pop up again later so don't worry.
Brides: Oh okay then –skips back to Castle Dracula-
Dracula: wow that was close