Author's note: Hey everyone, this is SilverYoukai! This is going to be an I/K and S/M. There will also be hints to future Seshy/Rin but she isn't old enough yet. But someday… Yeah, this will hopefully be funny, but it is my first Inuyasha fic so hang in there.

Disclaimer: I own all these characters. And I have a bridge to sell you…

"Inuyasha! Sit!"

The half demon hit the ground with a thunk, imbedding his face in the cement.

"I told you I have to go to school today! I have a test tomorrow!"

He pulled his head out of the ground, an eyebrow twitching madly.

"Dammit bitch! We need to find the rest of the shikon shards! You have been in this world for a week!"

"Don't call me that!"

"Come back home!"

"This is home, Inuyasha! I need to be here part of the time, at least!"

"Look, wench. You can go to your skool when Naraku is dead, but until then you belong to me!"

"I don't belong to anybody! And unless you let go of my backpack I'm going to 'sit' you into next week!"

"Ha! I won't!"

"SIT!"

Inuyasha once more hit the cement but kept a tight grip on Kagome's giant yellow backpack. He lifted his head out of the ground with an annoying sneer.

"Feh. Is that all you have, wench?"

Kagome glared.

"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! ST! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!"

Kagome made a sound suspiciously like "Feh" (maybe she has been spending too much time with Inuyasha) and grabbed her backpack out of the Inuyasha shaped hole in front of her house, stalking away in the direction of her school.

Several hours later Inuyasha pried himself away from his new best friend Mr. Sidewalk. He then proceeded to teach Mr. Sidewalk some very original and impolite phrases, one of them consisting of this "Skool", a hammer, his claws, several kitchen implements, and three large trout.

Seshumaru glanced at Rin. They had been walking all day and she had begun to look tired. She hadn't said anything, but she wasn't skipping quite so high, nor hitting Jaken quite so hard.

"Rin, would you like to stop to eat soon?"

Rin glanced at her protector in surprise. Seshy-sama very rarely asked her what she wanted to do. She considered saying no; the full youkai did not like to delay in his search for newer and better hair products, but at that moment her stomach growled threateningly, taking the decision away from her.

"Yes, Seshumaru-sama. Rin would like that very much!"

Seshumaru nodded gracefully, impressing Rin once more with her protector's ability to make any action seem pretty.

She kept the thought to herself, however, as the only time she had told Seshy-sama that he was prettier than any girl he had winced, nearly showing an emotional response to her statement.

Seshumaru glanced down the path they were taking. He could probably reach the next town in ten minutes if he was alone; with Rin and Jaken following it could take hours. He looked at Rin. She was walking even slower now. Humans tired so easily. He carefully weighed his options. He could A. Leave them both behind and bring food back. B. Feed Jaken to Rin. Or C. Let Rin ride on his shoulders and tell Jaken to meet them there.

Seshumaru was definitely leaning towards choice B. C, of course, was totally out of the question.

"Rin, I'm going to…" He trailed off.

She was making puppy eyes.

No. Absolutely not.

They began to fill with tears.

There was no way…

They started to waterfall downwards.

"Let you ride on my shoulders." He finished with a sigh.

"Yay!" Rin's tears instantly dried.

"Jaken, meet us at the inn." The youkai lord lifted the girl over his head and placed her on his shoulders. Without waiting for a reply from his toad-like subordinate Seshumaru leaped into the air and was gone.

"Y-yes, lord Seshumaru." Jaken croaked into the space where Seshumaru used to be. He noticed his master was already gone.

"Aiii! Wait for me lord Seshumaru!"

Inuyasha lay on the couch holding Kagome's spell books. Feh, he didn't see why they were so interesting to her. They just had a bunch of funny little scribbles.

"Dear! Dear!" Kagome's mother came in with a huge smile on her face.

"Oh, hello Inuyasha. I didn't know you had come to visit!" She made a move towards his ears.

Inuyasha jumped up off the couch and backed away. Kagome's mom was scary. His ears still hurt from the last time he had come to this world.

"I just stopped by to see how Kagome was doing… I can't stay long…"

"Oh!" She sounded disappointed. "Well, could you do me a big favor? I know it is rude to ask, but Kagome forgot her swimsuit, and she needs it for P.E. today. Could you bring it to her for me?"

Inuyasha didn't know what this "swim-suit" was; Kagome had told him suits were for business people and it didn't make sense to dress in a suit when you went swimming. Kagome's mom moved closer to him, almost within ear-grabbing distance.

"Sure, why not?"

"Thank you!" She shoved a bag into his arms. "Take care!" She put a hat over his head, tweaking one ear as she did so.

"Feh." He beat an undignified retreat out of the front door.

Kagome sighed as she walked to school. Inuyasha was such a jerk sometimes. She wished he could just try being nice.

"Hey Kagome-chan!" Yuki was waving madly from across the street.

"Coming!" Kagome ran over to join her three friends.

"Hey Kagome, I am so glad that you finally recovered from your bout of pneumonitis!

"Hehe, yep I'm all better now!" At least it wasn't t gout again…

"So are you going to finally go out with Houjo?"

"Yeah, Kagome! He really likes you!"

"Uh, I don't think so, I really don't have time…"

"Kagome! Are you still pining after that violent, jealous, boyfriend?"

"Of course not! I'm just so busy…"

Yuki struck a pose, pointing one finger dramatically into Kagome's face.

"Kagome! I can no longer allow you to date such a boy! He obviously doesn't care for you at all!"

Kagome backed up nervously. "I'm not dating him exactly… I mean he is still trying to find his old girlfriend…"

Her three friends gasped in horror. "He is cheating on you!"

"Well, not exactly… because we aren't really dating…"

"How could you like such a boy, Kagome?"

"Did he tell you he was seeing someone else?"

"How did you find out?"

"Well, I found them together in the woods… But I told him it was alright… that I understood…"

"YOU DID WHAT???"

The conversation went like this for the rest of the walk to school.

Inuyasha perched on the highest branch in the tree. Kagome was taking forever in getting to skool.

Feh. Pathetic humans.

He sniffed the air. Kagome's world smelled so bad. Especially at this skool; whenever a girl walked past he nearly choked on the nasty smelling flowery stuff that they all seemed to be covered in. And he had nearly attacked several of the strange looking things with weird colors on their lips and eyes before he remembered Kagome telling him about make-up. Feh, they still looked like demons to him.

He caught Kagome's scent over the disgusting smells in the air. He leaped over to the next tree, planning on jumping down and surprising her.

She was standing with three other girls and a boy.

A boy?

He immediately disliked the boy she was standing near. He looked …Shifty. And unnaturally cheerful. It was a crime against nature for someone to look that happy. He felt his protective instincts towards Kagome well up. Maybe the boy was a demon? Inuyasha considered attacking him with his claws.

But Kagome would probably "Sit" him if he killed someone in her world. Multiple times. And he might spatter her school uniform with blood, she would hate that.

The wench should just wear red all the time like he did. It covered stains amazingly well.

But there was no accounting for feminine taste in these matters. And Inuyasha somehow didn't dare suggest to Kagome that she wear a bright red kimono all the time in order to conceal blood stains.

But back to the matter at hand. That guy was talking to his shikon shard detector. And standing way too close to her for Inuyasha's comfort. Something would have to be done. He looked closer at Kagome, checking to see her reaction to this guy being so close. Maybe she would hit him, like she did to that pervert Miroku. Suddenly he saw something he couldn't believe.

WHAT THE F-ING HELL?!?!

She was smiling at him.

Inuyasha felt his hand stray to his sword hilt, brow twitching madly.

She blushed.

Inuyasha growled.

She nodded slightly.

Inuyasha bared his fangs.

Houjo clasped one of Kagome's hands in his own.

Inuyasha leaped out of the tree and between Kagome and Houjo, holding Kagome protectively behind his back.

Everyone stared.

"Inuyasha?"

SilverYoukai: Hey, sorry about this first chapter… It will be a lot funnier next one, I promise. Hehe, Inuyasha will actually talk with Houjo, and see Kagome in a swimsuit. And longer, maybe….

I will post the next one as soon as I get ten reviews. I like reviews and this seems to be the only way I can get them. Flamers welcome. Oh, yeah… I was thinking that this might become sort of drama/humor… maybe a solution to the human/demon thing… And by the way, I HATE fics where Inuyasha permanently human. He is COOL as a half-demon. So no angsty decisions where he has to give up immortality and his cool fighting abilities for love…