Evan's Deaths
Evan entered his room, he lay down on his bed and he didn't like to sleep, because in his sleep, he had nightmares....
Evan was captured by Apocalypse; he was going to use him as a hostage but found him so unbearably annoying, he decided to hang him over a vat of shark infested acid, and slowly lowers him in, leg first.
Scott invited Evan on a trip, just those two. Scott then travelled all the way to Texas, there he framed Evan and he was put to death, in the chair.
Evan decided to go for a walk; Logan, who was watching his every move, was following him. Evan was not aware of this and didn't notice Wolverine plunge his claws into his spine.
Professor X mentally crushed his brain.
Everybody decided it would be fun to lock Evan in the danger room, when they had him there, they put it on maximum level, he didn't stand a chance.
Kitty invited Evan up for a drink, he soon came up stairs, and when he did, Kitty picked up a metal pipe and used her power to phase it into him, she let go of it and phased her arm out, the pipe was stuck inside his brain.
John and Bobby had a competition; they wanted to see what was more effective when it came to killing someone. Evan, being the idiot he is, decided to volunteer as the test subject.
It was a stormy day; lightning was everywhere, coming down from the sky like no ones business, but non-the less there was an evil smile on Kurt's face. Nightcrawler asked Evan to go sort the T.V. Ariel, Evan, and of course said yes.
Evan was skateboarding through town, when six strangers with bags over their heads came from behind a corner and beat Evan savagely with loaves of stale bread.
All the X-men were on board the X-jet, Scott said that there was engine trouble and asked Evan to look at the back of the jet, when he did, Scott turned on the engine and roaring flames shoot out from the back of the jet.
Kurt teleported Evan and him self to the top of Mount Everest. Kurt then kicked him off the side, and watched him fall.
X-men willingly give Evan to Magneto, you see, Magneto needed to experiment with some of his inventions, needless to say, not many of them worked very well.
Jean thought it would be nice to take a stroll through the museum of swords, knives and acidic poisons, however when She and Evan were alone, she thought this was a perfect time to shoot him.
Wolverine took everyone Bungee jumping, and purposely didn't give Evan a rope, but that didn't stop stouthearted Evan.
Ororo took her nephew to look at fields of Cacti and other sharp plants, Evan opened the jet door to get a better look, and lets just say that Logan saw him "fall".
While all the adults were out, the X-kids thought it would be a good idea to do something fun, so they got Evan, tied him up, ran a bath and put him in it, if you didn't know what happens to toaster in bath water, you do now.
Evan was just about to get in the shower, but Remy had snuck in and kinetically charged the soap, the sponge and the showerhead, when Evan got in the shower KABOOM! Bits of Evan everywhere.
Kurt took Evan to a bar; there were all kinds of violent chapies in there. Kurt ported in the middle of the bar, with Evan and shouted abuses at all the strong, muscle bound men, he then ported back to the institute, leaving Evan behind.
While Evan was sleeping. Scott got a potato sack and managed to fit six building bricks, a load of heavy rocks from the garden, a sixteen-ton weight and of course Evan. Scott then managed to hurl the bag into the river Hudson.
The legendary baby crusade came to destroy the evil that they call Evan, super baby, the leader, used his mighty jumping power to get to Evan quickly disarm him, then Mugsey used her Extremely flexible skull to hold him down, then Dugsey used her unbelievably powerful left foot to kick him several times, then Poodle the poodle bit him on the leg, and when Evan thought it was all over, the mystical bag of the babies (It's the equivalent to the bat-mobile) fired oranges at him, this was what killed him.
I really hate Evan, as you might have guessed. I'm going to do five chapters, twenty ways of Evan dying per chapter; by the way, the baby crusade will be in all of them.