WHO ATE THE LAPPY?
Disclaimer: I do not own Homestar Runner, it belongs to the Brothers Chaps
It was a bright and sunny day in Free Country USA. Strong Bad was just waking up; despite the fact it was noon. He shifted in the coach, letting some potato chip crumbs fall out of the upholstery. Strong Bad stood up and stretched a little. Then he decided to walk up to the email room. He hadn't checked his email in a while. When he reached the email room, he discovered that the lights were switched off.
"The Cheat!" he demanded, "Did Sir Dumpington pay the bill?"
Strong Sad's head poked out from the door. "Why did you ask him?" he quizzed, in his whiny voice.
"Shut up!" Strong Bad ordered, and kicked him out of the doorway. Even with the unworthy introduction of his wimpy brother, Strong Bad could sense that something was wrong.
Then he saw something, a dark figure moving in on the Lappy 496, his beloved computer. Strong Bad made a noise like a wounded sheep and collapsed on the floor. "THE CHEAT!" he screamed.
The Cheat ran up the stairs as fast as he could. He then saw the dark and rather portly figure moving into the Lappy. "Meh!?" he quizzed.
Strong Bad warbled, "Wha?" The Cheat started to kick him to wake him up. Strong Bad stood up, but very shakily, and looked at the dark figure. "Get your hands off The Lappy!" he roared. The figure did nothing for a while and then jumped out of the window. For a portly guy, he could jump pretty high.
Strong Bad smirked, and looked out of the window, "Yeah, you better run..." He looked around the room and to his beloved computer and he gasped. The Lappy had a rather substantial bite taken out of it.
"Lappy!" he wailed, "Don't die on me now!"
The female computer's face flickered on and off, "Oh, Strong Bad, I fell dizzy..."
Strong Bad held his head up. "I pine for you..." he wept.