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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Super Awesome PJO Fanfic!
Compiled and edited by:
Ebony Stoneheart
Lothgolthiria Mitrandisa
Bella Van Camp
Casiopaie Jackson
Brand New! An introduction by the Chief Sue of PJO!
Introduction
By Aurora Ravenblade, Daughter of Hades, chief Sue of PJO
Dear readers!
Have you ever wondered ow to sound deep and philosophical without really trying? Or how to create a prophecy that makes as little sense as the eighth season of That 70s show? Or how, most importantly, to create an amazingly, tragically beautiful character?
Well wonder no more! Here in this excellent source of literature, which I, Aurora Ravenblade herself, has approved of, you can learn ALLof this and MORE!
In this handy-dandy guide to writing amazing, wish-fulfilling fanfic, you will learn:
-How to create a spunky, spitfire character readers are sure to love!
-How to successfully write a story that technically has a plot, but not one big enough to distract from the REAL story- the romance!
-How to write prophecies that are vague, so if you forget what the plot is in the middle of a steamy Nico-Percy manwich, you can just go a new direction
-How to deal with those pesky canon characters
-How to avoid any actual research by just reusing old ideas and making thins up!
-how to respond to people who are stupid and negatively review your fic!
So go forth, writers, and learn the ways of the Sue!