Stupid Mario Bros

by XI-Chan Pwns

Disclaimer:

I do not own the marios Bros or anything like that just the story.

And credit to Richalvarez for the plot

I also made some extra stuff so the plot would flow along with it

Chapter one: Just another day...

It was a a serene morning when the Mario Bros approached their respected place at the mailbox. Though Mario wasn't too eager to go check for mail,since only getting junk mail almost every day, Luigi had insisted that they should. So together they amble towards it. To Mario's surprise, there was actually a small letter inside instead a bunch of unsolicited mail. It was wrapped in a red velvet color with a small yellow star on the front. Indicating that this was indeed from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Not too long ago, mario and luigi had left the charismatic place to get away from all the disorder and madness of saving princesses, defeating horrid monsters, and more importantly, getting away from Bowser. That monsterous king koopa was the main reason Mario wanted a break from their world and had decided it was time for a good long vacation. Luigi couldn't deny his brother's decision and happily went along with him. They traveled far and reached the real world where they were peacefully enjoying themselves. Not worrying one bit about how their world was progressing. Everything was perfect.

That is ...until today.

"whose the letter from mario?" luigi asked, wiping dust off his shirt from walking on the dirt road near their vacation home. Mario looked cautiously at velvet letter before quickly opening it . Taking a quick look at the name, he rolled his eyes. Yet another letter from that bothersome king koopa. "Great, he replied " We got ourselves another stupid letter from Bowser. What does he want now?" They silently read the letter:

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, MARIO IT IS I BOWSER! YOUR POWERFUL AND INCREDIBLY AWESOME NEMESIS.

AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT? I JUST KIDNAPPED PEACH AND TOOK OVER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM IN JUST ONE DAY!

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?

BUT ANYWAYS, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU STUPID LOSERS ARE NOTHING AGAINST MY AWESOMENESS.

I AM BOWSER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. -BOWSER

After having reading the absurd letter, Mario quickly scruched it up in his fists, obviously irritated. " I can't believe this." he asserted. "I know right? I mean we were only gone for like a week!" luigi added. Mario shook his head " it's not just that luigi, it's something more important. Peach has gotten kidnapped AGAIN! THAT'S LIKE THE ELEVENTH FREAKIN TIME NOW!" He briskly thows the letter on the ground with a grunt.

Luigi crossed his arms, a confused look plastered on his face. " well that just wonderful And here I thought something like this would never happened." Mario signed, rubbing the back of his head in distemper. "It's like every time we take off days, her and her naive state of a kingdom just can't handle themselves! Always in trouble and can't defend themselves like real kingdoms should." He glared down at the crumpled up paper below his feet. " We're just plumbers peach, we can't save you all the time y,know?

Luigi felt for his brother. He knew that his bro loved peach but he also knew that having to save her all the time was somethings a pain in the ass." So what do you suppose we do mario? he asked his provoked brother. " D-do we go back? Or do we stay? Their eyes met and finally mario came up with a idea. "let's a go look for some Super Mushrooms!" Luigi beamed, "okie-dokie!" and the two ran off towards a small park not too far from the road.

The Mario Bros took a small stroll through the park . Upon reaching a alpine tree. the two searched around for the abnormal musshies marios had spoke of. " i think there's some over here by this tree mario!" luigi exclaimed. Mario quickly followed behind his brother, searching carefully for around it. It wasn't long before a excruciating laugh came from behind them.

"Weh weh weh! who do we have here? If itsn't the stupid mario and his idiot green brother." Mario and luigi spun around to see a rounded looking character: Wario. He stood with his large arms crossed, yellow shirt with blue overralls that were almost alike from mario and luigi's. A ridiculous smirk plastered upon his face glaring fiercely at the plumbers. Mario stood up,returning the glare." well if it isn't a son of a goomba Wario" he replied. "what do you want now?'

Wario scoffed, "just seeing what you deadbeats were up to. but I guess even you two can be boring. Weh weeh!" "Oh really? luigi replied, and what's Bowser sent you here for?" Wario raised a eyebrow in surprise. "heh Funny you should ask. If you really must know, Bowser has personally asked me to bring you two wannabe heroes home. tsk don't know why though. But since im his right-hand man, I'll do whatever that big ol' Koopa wants."

Mario stood in choler, There was no way in hell he was going back. not now and not any time soon. " NO no way am I going back to that troublesome kingdom just so that ignorent princess can get her ass captured once again! I won't have it." Luigi shook his head in agreement, he wasn't going anywhere either. Wario stare in atonishment at how the two defended their freedom. This was definetly not going to be easy. But he knew how to tie them over. " y,know you two look uh...a little cold just standing there. Maybe it would be better if we just uh y,know maybe... talk this over inside? I mean it's freezing out here.." The plumber bros exchanged looks of confusion but push it aside and followed wario anyway. 'Whatever he's trying to do, we better keep our guard up. whose knows what gonna happen' mario thought,as he cautionsly pursued his brother and wario inside.

"Sooo whatcha call us in for wario?" luigi asked,taking a seat on a nearby couch. The room was abit comfy and had some space, books and knick-knacks of all kinds surrounding. Mario took a seat apart from luigi, eyeballing wario with complete discretion. He never really trusted Wario as much, but then again who did? He was indeed a greedy pete and never really was very bright, but he did had strength and power. That power that was given to him by Bowser. "Its't it obvious? I'm here to take you dilweeds back. Bowser's orders require me to bring back you two from the real world back to ours with no exceptions."He chuckled, Course refusal to come back with me will heh end in some bitter punishment." he grinned from ear to ear. Luigi gulped at the last sentence, punishment? that didn't sound fun. Mario didn't change his reaction, infact his glare became more serious " I'm not going anywhere. i'm staying here besides it's only been one week of vacat-"

'OH FOR GOD SAKE YOU DON'T NEED A FREAKIN VACATION!" wario cried, Honestly, you two have been gone for long enough! You've both been gone for far too long and it's time to wrap this up and come home!" he gave a frustrated look. Mario smirked, " Y,know wario I noticed a pattern in this little quarrel, It seems that every fucking time I try to take a vacation off and get away from the craziness I go through each fucking day my in world, there's always that one douche bag that comes alongs and just screwed it up and then just walks away like nothing happened. And it's seems to me that this day has finally come." Wario was extremely livid, his face a bright red from the insult. How dare this little prick.." he thought, fists clenched and ready for combat. But then his expression changed to a somewhat happy looking one with a deranged smile overlaying his face. "Hmph he said that you would say something like that. So he told me that if you did have the nerve to refuse, then I would have no choice.." he began to slowly stand while glaring down into the blue irises of mario's eyes."I'm afraid i'm going to have to fight you both in order bring you back!" And with that he brought down his fists and made for a punch to mario's face. But he quickly dodged it. Luigi was the first to jump up and swiftly brought up his legs and forcibly kicked wario hard in his gut. Wario screamed out in agony, falling stiff to the ground. Mario quickly grabbed his brother and bolted out of the house before wario could catch up to them.

Wario winced at the sudden attack he had just recieved. He gritted his teeth firmly. "You may have gotten away this time mario bros, but I'll be back and I will get you.

Wehehehehehhehehehheheh!"

Mario panted blatantly, bustling through the grass towards their home. Luigi was but inches behind him, running at tremedous speed. Once approaching their home, they stopped abruptly to catch their breath. Mario cautiously looked around their surroundings, Hoping a certain yellow-overalled bastard hadn't followed behind them. When it seemed that no one had pursued them, he signed in relief. he glanced at luigi,his auburn hair clinging to his forehead from sweat. "That was a close one wasn't it"? Luigi looked up and smiled,"yeah.. it...sure was." They let out a small laugh and slowly stood up. "So what should we do now? I mean what if wario finds us-...""He won't ...', repiled mario. 'besides we'll be fine as long as we keep low for a bit. For now let's just go play some Mario Kart.."Luigi nodded and the both went inside.

Unaware of the great adventure that is yet to come...

HUzzah!

I fininshed the first chapter, Thanks to Reno for being sucha great help.

Lovable guy...

WEll that's how the bushels roll and something along those lines..

TEE HEE! XD

- Xi-Chan