Haiiii~ Again! :D this story...actually happened because of this one line in another one of my stories called 'Goodnight'. It was when Kuro-pon was talking about getting Fai a haircut :U PFFFTT-


"No! Kuro-puu! I don't want to!"

Kurogane growled, "Dammit, Fai! I don't care!" he grabbed the mage by the elbow, not giving a damn about how much it hurt.

He decided it was time for the idiot to get a haircut. His blonde hair was starting to get long and he looked like a freaking girl.

"Kuro-taaaaann! Please!" Fai begged.

The idiot was being very persistent on not getting a haircut. Kurogane didn't understand why. He wasn't going to get it cut that much.

"Idiot! Your hair is past your shoulders! You look like a girl!" the ninja yelled at the smaller man.

"B-But-"

"No buts! Why the hell do want to look like a girl so badly? Hell, you even wear those stupid outfits that Tomoyo makes you! God dammit Fai, at least get a haircut!"

Fai thought for a moment. Kurogane waited for an answer.

"Maybe Kuro-myu would like me better, if I was pretty like a girl." the blue eyed mage finally replied.

The ninja just blinked.

He knew that Fai was an idiot, but he didn't realize that he was stupid too. He didn't like the fact Fai thought that way. He wanted to just smack some sense into that idiot.

"Bastard, you're a boy. Boy's aren't suppose to be 'pretty' like a girl." he tried to explain. Although it was true, boys aren't usually suppose to be 'pretty', Fai wasn't 'usual'.

The mage had a small frame and was slender. His movements were always graceful and elegant. His face always had a soft look. Denying the fact the mage was 'pretty' in his own little way, is a lie.

"So, it's okay if I'm a boy?" the idiot asked.

Now where was he going with this? Kurogane honestly had no clue at all.

"Why would you ask something stupid like that? You were born a boy. Why would I want you to be a girl? You would be a lot more annoying as a girl! It would be so much more awkward to, since the things we have been through and -"

Kurogane stopped when he noticed a sad look creeping on Fai's face.

"Fai?.."

The mage regained composure and smiled one of his signature fake smiles. The ones that pissed the ninja off.

"Let's go get my haircut, Kuro-puu."

Kurogane raised an eyebrow but didn't argue.

"And besides, even if I was a girl, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway..."