One day, Sonic was running 500 miles an hour, when Mario suddenly jumped out and punched him in the nose.

"OW!" screamed Sonic. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"I AM A MEATBALL!" Mario screamed randomly.

Suddenly, Luffy ran over.

"I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!" he screamed. Sonic and Mario kicked him in the face. "4kids sucks!" they said.

"But I do actually say that at the end of each episode in the japanese version." said Luffy.

"Ok." said Sonic. Mario dug a hole and buried himself alive. Then Mr.T came out and shot Sonic with a machine gun.

"AH PITY DA SONIC!" he said before Chuck Norris came in and made Sonic come back to life.

"Thank you, oh mighty Chuck Norris." said Sonic as Chuck flew back into the heavens.

"I want some meat." said Luffy.

"SILENCE, INFIDEL!" Sonic screamed, punching Luffy.

"SONNIKU!" Amy screamed, leaping at Sonic from nowhere.

"AMY-KUN:)" said Sonic. They both made out.

"Lolz." said Link, before getting run over by the batmobile.

"I... AM WILLIAM... SHATNER... AND I... AM... A CHICKEN." said Captain Kirk, getting out of the batmobile.

Homer Simpson walked into the scene.

"I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!" he sang. Then he slipped on a banana peel. "D'OH!" Then he saw Captain Kirk. "AAAH! IT'S THE WIERD TALKING GUY!! WAAAAAAGHBLGLBBLE!!" He screamed, and ran off a cliff.

"Wow, we've been making out for a long time!" said Sonic.

"Shut up and kiss me!" said Amy.

The Thundercats walked over and looked at the stupid Kirk and the making-out hedgehogs.

"I need a vacation." said Lion-O.

THE END.

Sonicmario stood up in the theater and turned to the crowd.

"Well, what'dya think?" he asked.

Everyone had raised eyebrows and gaped mouths.

"Uh... very..creative?" said Wormtail96.

"When is Luffaddin gonna be updated?" asked No Limit, with a bored look.

"It was pretty funny... sorta." said Neros Urameshi.

"I spilt my popcorn." said Luffy.

"Nice to know I'm loved." said Mac, sighing.

"THAT WAS A !& PIECE OF &$(!#$!!!! I'D RATHER HAVE A COW TAKE A #$& IN MY !#$& THEN WATCH THIS !#$&()!!!" screamed the Angry Video Game Nerd.

"Ditto." said a flamer.

"Why am I even here?" asked Megaman.

"Well, this film was a flop." said Sonicmario, who somehow got into the audiance without anyone seeing him, and was sipping some root beer.

"YOU'RE COMMENTING ON YOUR OWN FILM?!?!" Everyone shouted, standing and holding up their hands.

As if the story couldn't get any more random, the theater exploded.

At an old retirement home, two grumpy old men named Statler and Waldorf were watching all of this on Tv.

"That was worse then the frog's show." said Waldorf.

"Yeah, I'd rather listen to the Bear's jokes than this stuff!" said Statler.

"Wakka wakka! Your wish is my command!" said Fozzie Bear, stepping into their room. "Ok, what do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a cliff? A LEDGEhog! Wakka wakka wakka!"

"As if my ears were bleeding enough these days." said Waldorf.

The End.

(A/N: Two words: Writer's. Block.)