"BEHOLD!" Dr. Weird shouted as he stood in front of the usual door to doom.
Steve hesitantly looked around as nothing happened. "Okay, behold what this time?"
Dr. Weird pushed a button and the door slowly opened. "THE ULTIMATE DOUGHNUT!" He laughed maniacally as the door opened to reveal... a table with nothing on it. "What the hell?"
Iron Man stepped out from the side, licking his fingers. "I am Iron Man, and that was one good doughnut."
"YOU FOOL!" Weird shouted. "That was the most perfect doughnut in all the world, it was my pride and joy in life, it took hours to make! Also...IT WAS MY LUNCH!"
"Sucks to be you!" Iron Man blasted the two away and looked around. "Well that was fun... wait, something's missing. Don't things always explode on this-" Suddenly the two bodies randomly exploded. "Ah, there it is."