This is my first YuGiOh fic, so I may make mistakes mainly because I'm having a bit of trouble with my computer, it seems to morally hate me. Also, I tended to make fun of each character, note: I do not hate these characters, I just thought it was funny. I am accepting flames, but go easy on me.

Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh, though, like many others, I wish I did.

People there: Yugi, Pegasus, Joey, Heero, Inuyasha

Pegasus: *drinks concord grape juice to his heart's desire, Yugi finally got him off of wine* *Location: Library* Yummy

Inuyasha, *Ears flick back* Least he can't get drunk *goes back to book, I am the Cheese*

Pegasus: Well, at least I look better in long hair than you do!!

Inuyasha: Do not!

Pegasus: Yeah! AND I also look better in a DRESS than you!!

Inuyasha: Do not! Liar, liar, plants for hire!! *sticks tongue out*

Yugi: Stop this worthless fighting!

Heero: It isn't worthless, it's entertainment!! Let them be, it's better than this book. *The Counte of Monty Kusco, A llama's tale*

Joey:*picks up extra glass of grape juice and takes a sip* Hey!! This is wine!!

Yugi: Peggy! I thought I asked you to lay off the alcohol. Now you don't get any cheese.

Inuyasha: Asked?!? More like ordered!

Pegasus: Nooo!!!! I want the cheese! The cheese is good! It goes so well with whine . . . I mean whine . . . it's not my fault I can't spell when I'm drunk!!!

Joey: Oh no..

Yugi: We're all doomed..

Inuyasha: You gave him wine? You gave him bloody wine?!?!

Yugi: Well, it's not my fault!!

Inuyasha: Oh, sorry, can't blame the high and mighty Pharaoh now, can we?

Yugi: *light shines from Millennium Puzzle, Yami Yugi then stands there.*

Inuyasha: How could you let him have alcohol?!?!

Yami: It's not my fault!!

Inuyasha: Oh yes it is!!

Yami: Say that to my face, you Cat Demon you!!

Inuyasha: For the last time!! I'm not a cat demon I'm a dog!!! Dog dog dog!!!

*They fight, punching and kicking on the floor*

Joey: *steps over them.* Oh man, where's Pegasus??

*Yami and Inuyasha stop.*

*Cliffhanger!* Well, now you know how exciting my classes are, for I wrote this during school, hehehe. What did you guys think? Should I keep writing? Please review and I accept flames!!