A/N: this is a totally mad story and I just wrote it coz I was hyper he he, me and spicydonut185 were writing Rinoa's recorder and I got bored so here u are.

Da booooooooger man

One day Rinoa was totally sugar high and went into Quistis's office and began to snog her, Quistis protested at first but then began to enjoy they fell on the floor and rolled away out the classroom, down the stairs and out of Balamb garden where Squall was as they rolled past him and he scratched his head, and then his crotch for a seemingly unnecessary amount of time and pleasure. They rolled down a hill and into the...

"booooooooger maaaaaaan" screamed Rinoa as she and Quistis began to roll up the hill to Squall, they hid behind him but he was no use for his brain was soooooo small.

"SQUALL"

IN SQUALLS MIND:

Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown etc.

And Squall just crumpled into a heap on the floor and sucked his thumb,

Rinoa looked down in disbelief and began to run into the Garden. Everyone looked at Rinoa and Qustis and then at each other, they were running down the hall screaming "boooooooooger man" when there was nothing there.

Consequence: Qustis finally stopped running and became sane again Rinoa on the other hand ran around insanely chasing butterflies until sadly she ran into a tree and was never seen again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

A/N:

Spicydonut185: So, how do you think you did?

Pinkmonkey99: (laughing) great

Spicydonut185: Well, apart from, (pauses while counts on page) 24 spelling mistakes before the magic of Spell Check, I think you did great as well.

Pinkmonkey99: (still hyper) gee thanks I once ate a live sheep once heeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha ha

Spicydonut185: okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... If you are wondering, yes I am trying to get her a place in a mental home, but so far no-one will take her!

Pinkmonkey99: humph, oxford took me but I didn't like the foam in the private room I want SOLID STEEL HA HA (laughs insanely) who else wants to have solid steel- ! (faints)

Spicydonut185: (appears with a bottle of chloroform) Hee, hee. Yay! It's quiet enough to think! Anyway, R&R if you what to be bored senseless by half a page of hyperness, and let's hope pinkmonkey99 wakes up in time to read them!