A slightly intoxicated group of teens of varying ages sits in the , Mira, Evergreen, Levy, Wendy,Carla, Cana , Laki, Lucy, and Plue sat at a table. Gajeel, Gray, Natsu, Jet, Droy, and Guildarts sat at another. Well, actually, Natsu, Gajeel, and Gray were fighting and Guildarts was all over Cana (not like that creeps!) and Jet and Droy were hovering over- you guessed it- Levy-chan.
"Hey, Gajeel, Gray, guys, fight me!" Suddenly echoes through the guild hall. And of course the person behind it was Nats- Lucy?! What?! No! Natsu fights, you watch on affectionately! I'm the author do what I say dammit!
A drunk Lucy stands on one of the tables in the center of the guild with her face flushed and a small Lucy-sized mug that once had beer in it in her hand, yells at them."You too, Natsu!" What the fudgy fudginess?! Date! Not fight!
"What?! I'll hurt yo-"
"I thought you had more faith in me." She whines. "I can handle you!" She winks suggestively. "In more ways than one! No magic outside enhancement magic. I challenge everyone here to one on one fights, and winner does the losers bidding for a week."
A hesitant 'OK' echoes throughout the guild.
"Wendy, stay out of this, you'll be needed for healing the injured." With this, Lissanna and Elfman appear and begin asking what is going on as Romeo hides in the bathroom. The three exceeds hover over their respective dragon slayers.
"You first Natsu. Come at me with your all." Natsu hesitates, but not because he isn't wanting to hurt her like he doubts her, but because she is gone.