(DISCLAIMER: I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy.)
This was my first attempt at writing a fanfiction during 2016, back when our internet connection broke down and i had to fight back boredom.
So i write some stories on my Microsoft Word, and it worked since i have been having these strange ideas inside my head.
You can go ahead and read for yourself, give it a review, and please remember that this is my FIRST ATTEMPT at writing an Ed Edd and Eddy story.
CHAPTER 1: The changing (prologue)
It was a peaceful dawn of the morning in the small town of Peach Creek, birds migrating and relaxing in their nature based nests while they wait for their hatchlings to hatch, winds blowing through the quiet atmosphere of the kids homes, and who would forget the inhabitants of Peach Creek, who are right going through their daily routines outside their house yard and the dead-end street.
Kevin was adjusting his black and grey motorcycle in his house garage, whom he replaced his signature bike after it finally broke down ever since the eddy's brother incident, he forever treasure his childhood bike somewhere in his house though, Kevin himself change after 8 years of your typical high-school jock stereotype, his current clothing compose of black tank top, silver hoodie with pockets, beige camo shorts, black sneakers, while his orange hair has been buzz cut under his brand red cap.
KEVIN: "There we are all fine and smooth as ever." (Looks himself through the shining surface of his cycle) "Man, never gets old, now where did I put that wrench?" (Starting look to around the garage while scattering different tools to the floor)
NAZZ: (Walking past Kevin's garage and waves) "Hey, Kevin, looking for something?" (Walks inside the garage) "If you do, can I help you out?"
Nazz has grown into a fine German-American teenager after 8 years of certain puberty growth; she has been idolized at PEACH CREEK HS as no.1 girl and a reliable cheerleading captain who won 3 All-state cheerleading tournament awards, but up until now she is still your typical friendly and caring blonde, her usual attire is a violet long sleeve shirt, pink watch on her right hand, 2 bracelets on her left hand, white jogging pants with pockets, blue and white running shoes, while her elbow-length yellow hair is tied into a ponytail, (I wonder who her lover boy(or girl) is right now?)
KEVIN: "Oh, umm, hey Nazz, glad you drop by." (Turned around only to slip on a scrap pipe, landing on his face first) "I'm alright, I'm alright, sorry you to see that, Nazz!"
NAZZ: (Hands covering her mouth while running towards Kevin) "Oh my god! You got me worried there, dude." (Kneeling over Kevin to help him get up)
KEVIN: "Thanks, Nazz." (Looks down on the floor) "Oh, there's the wrench I'm looking for." (Picks up a grey medium-sized wrench) "Sorry, I got what I'm looking for, but I will give you a shout if I need some help, okay."
NAZZ: "Okay, Kevin." (walking out of the garage door) "You could just give me call you know." (Started to jog away from the garage door)
KEVIN: 'I can't believe she is still a bombshell after those years.' (Continues to adjust his motorcycle)
Even though after the eddy's brother incident, some things change and some things refused to change, let's say for example the infamous triple-eds are right now having a major meeting behind eddy's home backyard, where it has a white table with various drinks and it has it's own red roof and 3 comfy plastic chairs and the only person who is available in one of the chairs is none other than Eddy r. McGee.
(PART 1)
Eddy R. McGee, the leader and mastermind of the triple-eds, famous for his (sometimes) working scams for the past 8 years which all end up being failures (except one), all for the sake of cash in his pockets just to buy 3 or 1 jawbreakers, before he was a greedy little bastard and cares for no one except himself and his two close friends since babyhood to childhood, and bit of a hot-headed person, now today he is still a cunning mastermind and he is starting to forget his mistakes in his past while showing some positive attitudes towards everyone (almost everyone), he is now wearing a dark green t-shirt, grey unbuttoned vest, bright blue baggy jeans, red and white sneakers, wearing a gold necklace with a dollar symbol, slick black hair while his signature three string hairs are in front, while at the same time he is playing a recent popular game on his X-phone 5.
EDDY: "Stupid military destroying my shields that easily, I really should have bought more power-ups, but noooooooo, they are way too expensive then the weapons." (Got a game over screen on his X-phone and putting it back into his jeans pockets) "WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG!?"
EDD: (walks through the corner of eddy's house while carrying some rolled papers and 2 briefcases) "Eddy please calm down, you said we meet you here at exactly at 12, and besides I hope that this scam of yours will sure likely succeed this year." 'unlike 6 years ago, oh dear me.' (Sits on one of the chairs)
Edward S. Darwin, the brains and builder of the group, or known for his nickname edd or double-d to some of colleagues and friends, currently the (almost) smartest kid in peach creek and being the weakest puncher due to him being against violence, despite his weak physical form, his brains makes the most of him in school, while having a slight grudge towards eddy's scams and ed's stupidity, he still loves his two close friends despite their flaws, his attire is a white buttoned up shirt, black and white stripe tie, black pants with a silver belt, black polished shoes, black and gold watch on his right hand, up until now he is still wearing his signature black beanie hat while it shows shoulder length black hair on the back.
EDDY: "12! I said 10 not 12!" (Breaths in and out slowly) "But yes, 100% guaranteed that this new scam of ours will work and it involves somewhere new, and where the heck is lumphead, he is supposedly to be here right ab-"
(CRASH!)
ED: (Crashed into eddy's fence and sliding on his face and stops besides eddy's table, while carrying a huge gray sack behind him) "Hahahaha, knock knock." (Stood up and shake himself like a wet dog)
Ed K. Harrison, the brawn and the heavy lifter of the group, he is described as lumpy, due to the fact that he is a complete gentle idiotic giant, but that was 9 years ago, for he is a little bit smarter and little bit ripped than Kevin and Rolf, also famous for having abnormal super strength, he is eddy and edd's loyal friend and will do anything for his friends and his sister, now wearing a black t-shirt, his signature green jacket, dark blue pants with silver knee padding, black and red running shoes, fully grown ginger hair and still has his monobrow.
EDDY: "ED, YOU IDIOT! I TOLD YOU TO GO AROUND MY HOUSE, NOT THROUGH MY FENCE! Great just great, my dad will kill me if he finds out on of our fences has a huge gap!" (looks at the huge grey sack that Ed was pulling earlier) "But more importantly did you get what I told you to bring?"
ED: (looks into the sack) "Yeppity yep, loud and precise." (Sits on one of the chairs)
EDDY: "Okay then, now that the 3 of us is here, let's get down to business at once and feel free to ask some minor questions, but no questions that I can't really explain-"
Before eddy could finish his sentence, Edd raised his hands while placing the rolled papers and the first briefcase on the table whiles the other on the ground.
EDDY: "Yes, sock head?"
EDD: "Eddy, why we are we in your backyard when you said this is a top priority meeting, when we could you know...inside your house."
EDDY: 'well, nice decision you jackass.' "Ok fine, we will move the meeting to my brother's room and Ed please be careful when pull that big sack of yours, and I am bringing this box of soda pops."
ED: "Okay dopey, yes sire." (Starts to pull his huge gray sack)
EDD: "Um, eddy; please hold my other case for a while."
EDDY: "Fine by me." (Now carrying the other briefcase in his left hand and the box of soda on his right hand) "But you still owe me a favor you know."
As they went into eddy's house and into eddy's brother's bedroom, which it has some major changes since the incident, the window is still a brick wall and the floor vent is still also bricked up, the stuffed camel has been given to another buyer and the mini beach sand is still there, the newest thing about the room is eddy's bed finally inside and his other belongings, oh and his brother's fridge is now his property also.
Ed is the first one to get in without breaking anything with his huge sack, then edd puts his papers and his briefcase down on the floor, and then eddy came in and drop the briefcase on the floor really hard but not his box of sodas.
EDD: "EDDY, PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH THAT CASE! Since that has all of the class-A tools in it." (Walks over to the dropped second briefcase and picks it up) "Now that we are in a secure environment." (Sits on the floor crossed-legged) "What's your plan this time, Eddy?"
ED: (sits on the floor normally) "Yeah, what's the scam this time, boss?"
EDDY: "Now that you said it, boys." (Sits on the edge of his rounded bed) "Did you heard about the new club opening right here at peach creek?"
EDD: "Why yes, the grand opening of the 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' exclusively for 18 and above, isn't?"
ED: "Do their drinks make you young forever and ever?" (Grabs a lemon-flavored soda from the box of sodas and proceeds to drink)
EDD: "No Ed, it's just the name of the entire club so no, it doesn't give you immortality." (Grabs a cherry soda and proceeds to drink)
EDDY: "That's right, now here's my step by step part of the plan that won't fail this time." (Smiles deviously)
EDDY: (snaps his finger and points at Ed) "Ed, show me the goods, for it is the most important part of this scam."
Ed then opens his huge grey sack and dumps all of its contents on eddy's bedroom floor, the contents consist of 3 colorful ballroom masks, 25 bottles of food coloring, 2 big packs of sugar, 8 bottles with unknown liquid inside, on rare occasions some silver brass knuckles, 5 cans of strawberry, and a dozen lemons.
EDDY: (Gets off the bed and went over to Ed to high-five) "Ed, I forgive you for destroying our house fence for I am greatly happy right now!" (Rubs both hands together and giggles happily)
EDD: (Looks at the pair of silver brass knuckles and picks it up) "Eddy, why do you need these?" (Looks at the other contents and back at eddy) "I get the others but these brass knuckles?"
EDDY: (walks over to Edd and took away the brass knuckles) "Oh this two bad boys, this are my anti-troublemaker 'like Kevin' emergency only silencers, just in case of some people that are ready to ruin our scam of the month."
EDD: (Crossed both arms and looks at eddy seriously) "You mean like Kevin, Johnny 2x4, 'if his somewhere around here' Rolf, and of course the Kanker sisters."
EDDY: 'Well that was quick to notice soon' "Well of course it's for them, those 6 people are our most wanted after 6 years, it's about time I show some balls and courage to stand up against them, sockhead."
EDD: (thinks about what eddy said) "...You know I am against reckless violence, but for you eddy." (Spreads his arms like he is about to give a hug) "I respect your sense of courage, but let just all hope that you don't go over the limit with those silver knuckles, and it's about time that we are ready for Kevin and his peach creek football teammates."
ED: "I'm glad you didn't add Sarah in your list eddy, even though she still hates us since you broke jimmy's teeth 7 years ago."
EDDY: (starting to punch through the air with his silver brass knuckles) "I don't mind Sarah that much, the main problem is that stupid ass shovel-chin Kevin and his douchebags bros, which we have to watch out for, especially the Kanker sisters and pray for Jesus that we won't bump into them accidentally." (Stops punching and walks over to the contents on the floor)
EDD: "So anyway..." (picks up an unknown bottle of liquid and a blue food coloring) "What about the contents that you told Ed to bring over?"
EDDY: "Believe it or not, we are going to make our home-made el-hombre mystery drinks." (Picks up a can of strawberry) "But this time we will succeed and not get caught red-handed by the club's guards and a chance that I can give Kevin his very own scar for life 'mark'."
EDD: "Eddy, your scams is slowly getting more risky and dangerous." (inhales and exhales once) "So where do we start, boss?"
ED: "Mystery drinks, awesome! It's like the first part of the Adventures of CAPTAIN BOMBER, where he gain his power by drinking a red atomic soda made out of a dying red sun, giving him the abilities to go supernova!"
Eddy and Edd just stare at Ed's nerdiness while double-d set himself up a mini laboratory on the right side of eddy's room; his rolled paper are actually diagrams of periodical table and inside his 2 briefcases are appliances and instruments you normally see inside a science laboratory and somehow it fits one white lab coat only for Edd.
EDDY: "Ed, that is just a movie inside your otaku bedroom, and my el-hombre drinks are not made out of a red sun, do you get it?" (Only to receive a blank stare from Ed) "You know what, forget it!"
EDD: "Gentlemen, please be quiet." (holding a flask with a green colored liquid with sugar and shaking gently) "I am trying to create some home-made beverages that you ordered Ed to bring over, so please that I am trying to come up with some perfected mixed drinks and need some severe concentration."
ED: "So Eddy, what am I going to do at the club?" (Holds a red fox-themed mask)
EDDY: (puts his arm around Ed's shoulders) "Well, your job is actually simple since you got the muscles, at first you help out with carrying the drinks to the club and then you act as our trusty bodyguard for the rest of the party until we sell all of our drinks."
EDD: (puts down the flask on the desk and grabs a mask mixed of blue & white) "Eddy, just what are these masks for anyway?"
EDDY: (grabs a American-themed mask) "Tonight's party, everyone is going to wear their own mask like it's early new years eve, so I told ed to get 3 different masks and hopefully nobody will recognize any of us."
EDD: (walks back to his mini laboratory and turned around to face eddy) "So what are these drinks for anyway and is it even allowed inside the club, Eddy?"
EDDY: "Well, it happened last week before the club's grand opening, I met the bartender of the place and he and I had made a deal, the deal was if I could make some non-alcoholic town made drinks in secret and be sold profitable then I said if "me and my members" could have the V.I.P section all night after we silently sell all of our mystery drinks then he said "Yes you can, free of charge, but on one condition, if the club owner found me and you and your friends selling these drinks illegally , then he is going the pop a bottle up in all of our sorry asses painfully.", and then here we are."
EDD: (suddenly felt anxious and worried) EDDY! THIS SCAM IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION, HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED YOUR LESSON 6 YEARS AGO AND YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WILL NEVER DO A SCAM THAT IS WAY OUT OF OUR LEAGUE! (Walks over to eddy's bed and sits on the edge while put his face in his gloved hands) "Oh the consequences ahead of us if this all fails..."
EDDY: (walks over to Edd) "Look I'm sorry that I didn't tell about the details of this plan but I can't help but endure the risks of our every scam, but I'll promise this time that in case it went wrong, I will get us out of the mess and besides, this time we have a back-up plan this year."
ED: (wipes his forehead and does a "whew" sound) "Gosh eddy, I thought double-d is going to the dark side again like last time."
EDDY: Look sockhead, you are the smartest friend in our group and you always sometimes have a back-up plan in some killer situations, do you still remember when some lemon brook jerks decided to visit our school and they got us surrounded with no Lumphead in sight and what did you do, you created your own smoke bomb under your hat and threw it against the group and we got out scratch-and-bruises free.
EDD: (sighs and stands up to look at eddy) "Very well eddy, at least you got a point right there; we wouldn't be the infamous TRIPLE-EDS without me you know." (Walk over the mini lab and continues to create and mix some ingredients) "Now what do you say we finish our El-Hombre Mystery Drinks, gentlemen?"
EDDY: (crossed arms and smiled) "Now there's the double-d we knew and loved, about time you stop being a complete pussy most of the time."
ED: "YAY, DOUBLE-D IS BACK TO AGREEING SOMETHING!" (Jumps up and down causing small cracks on the bedroom floor)
EDDY: "ED STOP, YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK MY FLOOR!" (Hits Ed in the head really hard) "Save your energy for the party tonight, you big oaf!"
ED: (stand up like it was nothing) "Order received sir!"
So three hours have passed, the mystery drinks have been completed and they poured the drinks into 48 medium-sized bottles and put them into 4 blue cooling boxes.
EDDY: "Boys, the el-hombre mystery drinks have been completed, well done double-d." (High fives Edd)
EDD: "So, what's next, Eddy?" (Starts to disassembling the mini lab and rolling the papers attached to eddy's wall and washing the laboratory equipment and putting them back into his 2 briefcases)
EDDY: "Ok, the next part of our plan, you bring the masks that you both are holding right now and at exactly 7 o clock, we dress up nicely then we meet at the main circle, cause I have a surprise for the three of us, and ed you will take 2 of these boxes, double-d only one box, as for me just one."
ED: "Uhh eddy, can I bring 3 boxes since you know why." (Looks at double-d who is already hands full)
EDDY: Okay fine, oh and the club opens at 8 o clock sharp, so let's get moving boys!
(PART 2)
Just like eddy said, it's 7 o clock PM, where Edd is standing in the main circle while wearing black tuxedo with black shoes and wearing his blue & white mask while wearing a black bow tie on his neck. Then he looks at his black and gold watch in his left hand.
EDD: "Oh dear me, where in lord's name is Ed and Eddy?" (Looks around the neighborhood)
Then Ed came from the front of his house silently while wearing a white t-shirt, grey pants, black and white sneakers, and black gloves on each hands, red fox-themed mask, black trench coat with pockets, and at the same carrying 3 blue cooling boxes.
EDD: (snickered really hard) "Good lord Ed, you are taking this bodyguard too seriously."
ED: "Awww, thanks for the compliment double-d."
Then they heard a car coming from the 2 way street, and as it got closer only to be a purple van with red and orange flame designs on both sides.
EDD: "Is that the-!" (Both started to walk back slowly)
The purple van screeched to a stop in front of the two boys and the driver's door opened to reveal Eddy in his white business suit with a reddish pink shirt underneath, white pants, white shoes, white gloves, and a white fedora with a red single strip on the brim and the American-themed mask on his face.
EDDY: "So boys?" (closes the driver's door) "What do you think about our very own Ed-wagon?" (Walked to the back of the van) "Me and my dad manage to pull this bad boy out of the junkyard and decided to reconfigure it again, so now we have our very own transport my dear Eds." (opened the van's back door)
EDD: "Eddy that's wonderful of you to give us a free transportation."
EDDY: "I know right!" (points at Ed) "Ed, the cooling boxes will you please?"
ED: "Yes sir!" (Walked to the back of the van with a single blue box and puts in the remaining 3 boxes)
EDDY: "NOW LET'S RIDE BOYS AND MAKE SOME FORTUNE!"
And now Edd is riding shotgun, Ed is on the back guarding the 4 cooling boxes and Eddy is the driver, after getting out of cul-de-sac and into the main highway of peach creek, and then Ed ask eddy a question.
ED: "Eddy, do you think that Kevin and the K-K-Kankers is going to ruin this scam since they have been, you know, peaceful with us after we showed your brother some ass-kicking?"
EDDY: "I doubt it, Ed, since bro is in jail right now, if Kevin and the kankers are surely going to ruin our way to the V.I.P, why do you think I brought the brass knuckles for good reasons?"
EDD: "But still, Eddy, you said you going to use them in case everything went completely wrong?"
EDDY: "And it's a promise, I swear to Jesus All-Mighty-"
(CRASH!)
EDDY: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
What happened is that a random black S.U.V accidentally smash against the left side of the van and the strange part about the whole thing is that it drove away?
EDDY: "GREAT, NOW WE GOT LOUSY DRIVERS!" (Looks out the drivers window) "It just left for no reason, what gives?!" (Goes back to his seat)
EDD: (Grabs his chest and squeeze it tightly) "Dear god! Thank the lord we have our seatbelts on." (Looked to the back of the van and he saw Ed leaning against the right wall) "Ed, are you okay?"
EDDY: "Hey lumpy, did our merchandise crashed?" 'Please let it is okay, please let it be okay!'
ED: "Yes, double-d, I am alright!" (Opens all 4 cooling boxes) "The mystery drinks are all fine, Eddy boss!"
EDDY & EDD: "Oh thank the dear lord..." / "Man; I thought I'm a dead meat just a second ago."
MEANWHILE AT THE BLACK S.U.V FEW MINUTES AGO
The driver is wearing a dark grey winter coat, black ski mask, black gloves, black militarized pants with pockets and satchels and looking through the window with a pair of binoculars, while the passenger is also wearing the same except he has a pair of white goggles in his eyes.
PASSENGER: "Great, JUST great! We didn't even get a closer look at the driver; because YOU JUST HAVE TO IMPATIENTLY BUMP THE SIDE OF THEIR VAN!"
DRIVER: "Oh, will you be quiet. I am checking where they will go next, we might have alerted them but that doesn't mean we can stop the mission right now." (Puts down the binoculars) "There are heading to West Wood Avenue, let's go."
PASSENGER: "Alright, let's go and just wish we can catch up to them."
The black S.U.V then drove out of the forested area and back into the main highway and turned sharply to right and into West Wood Avenue where the Eds have gone through.
BACK TO THE ED-WAGON
EDDY: "Well boys here we are, the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH."
The FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH club is a big 3-story building with a mix of red, grey, and blue on every corner and in the front of the building is a very long line which involves kids from peach creek, lemon brook, Plum River and others from different town and it has 2 fearsome looking bodyguards.
EDDY: "But unfortunately, we are not going to the front since we need to complete the deal, so then we go to the back." (Goes around the street and parked secretly behind of the club) "Alright, let's commence operation 'EL-HOMBRE' safely without sorts of fuck-ups, and I mean it, especially you Ed."
EDD: "We got it loud and clear, Eddy." (Goes out and into the back the of the van and opened it, revealing Ed holding 3 cooling boxes) "Ed, excuse me, I need to take the last one."
EDDY: (Gets out of the drivers seat and walked over to the back door of the club and locked everything) "Okay, now that everything is locked down in my van, it's Showtime."
EDD: "Let's just hope that everything goes well as you planned, Eddy." (Struggling to hold on a blue cooling box)
ED: "With a hint of Gravy, ha-ha."
EDDY: "Ok boys, let's get us some V.I.P membership cards." (Approaches the back door)
(KNOCKED THREE TIMES LOUDLY)
The back door opens and out came one of the bartenders of the club, he is wearing blue polo shirt, black pants with brown belt, black and white shoes, grey apron. He has a well-combed black hair. His name is Garry Towel Kalona.
GARRY: "Eddy, you are just in time." (Looks over the shoulders of eddy) "Let me guess, those three behind you members of yours."
EDDY: "THAT'S RIGHT GARRY, my man, and we have bought the goods in the house and now...about our deal, hmm?"
GARRY: "Hold it right there Eddy, I still need to check your town made drinks first." (walks over to Edd which he then drop the cool box) "Ok I will make a taste test first and I will decide if it is good enough and if its worth to sell it, then I will give the 3 of you your V.I.P cards."
Garry then open the first cool box and open one of the bottles, then he took a small douse in his mouth and then Ed drop the remaining 3 cool boxes on the ground, while all of this happening Eddy is rubbing his hands together with anxiousness in the background.
GARRY: "Good Christ, these drinks are tastes trippy as hell, and i can't even taste a single glint alcoholic in it as well!"
EDDY: "So...do we get the passes, Garry-boy?"
Garry then brings out three V.I.P cards in his pockets and hands it over to the EDS.
GARRY: "Ok, the deal is a deal, all you need to do know is to go to the front and show them the cards, oh and if anything goes wrong like we got busted, get out of the club quickly and meet me at the back to get your share of cash, got it?"
So Ed, Edd, and Eddy agreed simultaneously, and then Garry went back into the backdoor while carrying two cool boxes and leaving the other 2 near the door.
EDDY: (puts his arms around Ed and Edd) "Boys we have just finished step one, now we proceed to step two and that is to get into the club and into the V.I.P section, Ed will go bodyguard mode, double-d will keep an eye out for our 6 targets and the most important thing of this plan is to sit back and relax until the end of the party, you guys get that?"
EDD & ED: "got it." / "Copy copy that, boss!"
The Ed's secretly walk around the corner to avoid suspicion and into the front of the club where it is being guarded by two red shirted bouncers with earphones, as the Ed's approach the front, one of the bouncers goes to them.
BOUNCER#1: "Excuse me boys, can't you see that there are lines here where you have to, you know, wait."
EDDY: "Oh we got something better rather than waiting in the lines."
ED: "Eddy, don't start the fight without me, please."
EDDY: (looks at Ed with confuse looks) "What, no you idiot! I mean our cards!"
BOUNCER#2: "Is there a problem here? Because if you do then we don't play very nice to line cutters."
EDD: "Gentlemen, let's just show it to them."
The Ed's bring out their V.I.P cards to the bouncers which they grab the cards and inspect it carefully while bringing out a hand-held scanner to scan their cards, a seconds later, the bouncers approach them again.
BOUNCER#2: "Well, your cards are all cleared, welcome to the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH."
BOUNCER#1: "The V.I.P section is just on the second floor, come in and enjoy the party."
EDDY: "BOYS, presenting our first club memory!"
And with that, they enter the front door, only to be greeted with a huge dance floor in the middle, spinning spotlights with different colors, a disco ball in the middle of the ceiling, dozens of semi-circle tables and chairs and bathrooms on the left side, in the front is huge mixer with a dj behind it, and on the right side is the drinks counter with Garry and a female bartender operating it and in the northeast side of the club is a stairs leading to the second floor.
EDDY: "To the second floor quickly, time's wasting."
After they reach the stairs and quickly run up to the second floor only to see a door with a sign that said OLYMPIAN SECTION.
EDD: "How convenient and touché at the same time." (Reaches for the door knob) "Shall we enter, gentlemen?"
EDDY: "I already said time is wasting, so LET'S GET THIS DOOR OPEN!"
ED: "Oh boy, oh boy, i have never been this excited all the time."
EDD: (inhales deeply) "Our first club V.I.P, at least nothing could go wrong?"
MEANWHILE AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE
The black S.U.V that crashed the Ed-Wagon from earlier parked miles away at the entrance and then the 2 unknown men walked to the front gate.
When the Ed's enter through the door, what they saw is a mini dance floor in the middle with flashing wires and a large circle which is changing colors every 10 seconds that is attached to the ceiling, on the right side is a snack and drinks counter with 3 workers operating, at the front is huge plasma high-definition TV with a single door leading to the Comfort Room, on the left side are a bunch of comfortable chairs and luxurious tables, unlike the first floor which has a lot of customers, this floor only has 50 V.I.P's enjoying themselves.
Surprisingly, this made the Ed's speechless and open jawed.
EDDY: "Holy shit, my first best moment OF MY LIFE!"
EDD: "My word, I didn't know this section could be so rewarding."
ED: "Hello baby dance floor and big flashy TV!" (Gasps loudly) "A SNACK BAR!"
Before Ed could dash for the snack counter, Edd and Eddy slightly tackled and locked him in place as best as they can.
EDD: (Struggling to hold Ed by the legs) "ED PLEASE, CONTROL YOURSELF!"
EDDY: (Struggling to head locked Ed's head) "Damn it Ed, you are suppose to be our guard, SO STAND THE FUCK DOWN!"
ED: "...Ok, donkey." (Stands up like a statue)
EDD: "Good...lord, please Ed don't make such a scene in front of us, if you are really hungry then please go to them gently like a normal customer, we will wait for you in the dining section..."
EDDY: (slightly angry) "Ed if we got kicked out of here because of you, then you are dead to me when we get home, so if I were you, keep your happy self under fucking control, get it?!"
ED: (Salutes sloppily) "YES BOSS, so can I get the refreshments ready to go?"
EDDY: "As soon as possible, Ed." (Walks away)
So Ed walk over to the snack & drinks counter and decide to order a big buffet, which gave the 3 workers some shocked and anxious looks.
MEANWHILE AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE
BOUNCER#1: "Excuse me you two, may I see some cards?"
The 2 black masked men stare at the bodyguards for a few seconds until they hit both of their necks at the same time which knocked them out easily, the 2 men then told the long waiting line to rush in immediately, the crowd then charged at the front door with excitement and impatience.
VERTEX: "Now we move to the back quickly, Greg; I believe I have some unfinished business with him."
While Eddy is busy groovy dancing at the dance floor, Edd is just sitting at one of the high-classed tables and chairs waiting for Ed, but suddenly his red X-phone rings in his pocket, so he brings it out and only to see that he has a message from Marie.
EDD: "A message from Marie, what could she tell me at this very late in the night?"
So he opened the received message and he read it patiently.
'Hey sweet cheeks, I heard that a club name the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH is opening not far away from here, so everyone including me and my sisters is going…so text me back if you want to come okay.' -Marie
'P.S. Kevin said the other 2 can come as long as they don't cause any trouble and we are leaving after 4 hours.'
At some occasion like this, the message made Edd call out to Eddy by waving his hand in the air frantically and gestured him to come over the table.
So Eddy saw Edd telling him to 'get over here quickly'.
EDDY: (walks over to Edd) "This better be good news sock-head, because I was just having a great time killing on the dance floor."
EDD: "Eddy, we have a problem, the entire Cul-de-sac is coming over here at least 4 hours, so we better hurry before they arrived."
EDDY: "4 hours huh? Well that means we have to proceed to plan B and that is we act like we came here first and secretly complete the deal with Garry, I mean come on this has to work smoothly."
EDD: "I hope so Eddy." (saw Ed coming over) "Oh here comes Ed and our...refreshments?"
Eddy turn around and saw Ed carrying 2 big food trays complete hamburgers, burritos, sandwiches, French fries, fried chickens, sodas, and waters.
ED: "Hey guys, dinner is served...for the equals." (Puts the 2 big trays on the table)
EDDY: "About time, my guts is killing me after all that dancing!" (picks up a burrito) "Thank you Mexico."
EDD: (picks up a vegan cheese sandwich) "Do you think we can even finish this buffet, because I am not capable of consuming this much meals."
EDDY: "Trust me double-d, not when we got big stomach Ed on our side." (Eats the current burrito and drinks a soda)
ED: (eating a hotdog) "Don't let the hunger kill us all, double-d."
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH'S BACKDOOR AREA
While the Ed's are eating, the 2 black masked men are approaching the backdoor of the club, and then saw 2 cool boxes near the door.
GREG: "Who would leave two cool boxes here; I mean who would even do that though?"
VERTEX: "Let's found out by saying hello while crashing in at the same time."
Vertex kicked the door open and both of them entered the storage room and by convenience, Garry heard the door and walked in and there he saw the 2 intruders.
VERTEX: "Hello Garry the outcast, nice to see you again."
GREG: "This is the outcast you told me about...he doesn't seem much of a threat to us."
Garry walked back slowly after seeing the 2 familiar people.
GARRY: "Well...son of a bitch, what the hell are you bastards doing here?"
VERTEX: "Something I must do it personally and don't think I can forget that certain...incident very easily, because this is where i can finally close our score."
While Vertex is talking to Garry, Greg closed the backdoor silently and also closed the door to the kitchen silently too.
GARRY: "So what are you gonna do about it, bitch?"
Then Vertex pulls out a pistol with a silencer attached to it and immediately shoots Garry in the brain and blood splattered behind him, covering the boxes of supplies and the wall.
VERTEX: (puts the pistol back into his coat) "Greg, get those 2 cool boxes in here and find me a big trash bag and get me something that can start a big fire."
GREG: "You got it boss." (Looks at the dead body) "Poor guy didn't stand a chance."
So Greg brings the 2 cool boxes into the storage room and runs out to find a big trash bag, but while inside, Vertex opened one of the cool boxes and took a quick drink of one of the el-hombre drinks and suddenly he felt something electrocuted inside his body.
VERTEX: "My god, these drinks are more vaped than I thought...wait a minute, this taste seems familiar to me."
He then brought a mini scanner out and scanned one of the bottles and quickly got the results of what type of ingredients is inside the bottles.
VERTEX: "What the hell, these bottles has our classified non-alcoholic ingredients, which ever got these is-"
Then Vertex remembered something from two days ago at the briefing room.
VERTEX: "So...its those three troublemakers."
BACK AT THE OLYMPIAN SECTION
The big buffet that Ed have ordered is almost finished, since the stomach of Ed is like a grinder for food and drinks, Edd look at his watch while Eddy is filming the entire V.I.P room in his X-phone.
EDD: "Gentlemen, we got only 3 hours left before they get here and completing the deal at the same time."
EDDY: (finished filming) "You know what boys; this is more than I can ask for."
EDD: "What do you mean by that, Eddy?"
EDDY: "OH, COME ON! We get to experienced our very first V.I.P at a young age, that's an achievement right there!"
ED: (still eating) "Ha, gaming in real life."
EDD: "Well, it is a moment we can cherish forever and yes it is an achievement too."
ED: (brings out his orange X-phone) "You guys in for a group picture anyone?"
Then Eddy shuffled beside Edd while Ed went to Edd quickly and took a group selfie with just 3 of them.
STORAGE ROOM FEW MINUTES LATER
Greg had finally found a big trash bag for the dead body of Garry and they proceed putting it inside before they can now proceed to the next plan, making a big fire.
GREG: "Oh yeah about that van outside...what shall we do with it?"
VERTEX: "Oh yes, the van...well since they are inside the club anyway so let's start making an 'accidental' fire around here."
They search around the room and found a propane tank in one of the corners, then they found a barrel of oil in the kitchen which is easy to steal since the cooks and waiters are busy serving the club attendants.
Vertex and Greg lift the barrel of oil and spilled it to the ground and open the propane tank, letting all the gas inside flow around the storage room, then they went outside the backdoor and Vertex saw oil also made it outside the backdoor.
VERTEX: (pulls out a lighter) "We are just following orders, Garry, and it's just a business anyway."
Then he drop the lighter on the oil fluid and it began burning the trail until it reaches inside the storage room and the 2 quickly run around the corner and waited inside the black S.U.V.
GREG: "This is going to be good, Vertex."
VERTEX: "Trust me Greg, it will be a good show in just a few minutes."
BACK AT THE OLYMPIAN SECTION FEW SECONDS LATER
The buffet is finally finished; Eddy and Ed are both dancing in the mini dance floor, while Edd is inside the comfort room washing his hands and then looks at his watch.
EDD: "Oh dear, we got 2 hours left before they get here." (Walked back to the main room)
He then saw Ed and Eddy sitting at their chairs and seems to be talking about something and drinking the remaining water bottle.
EDDY: "Hey double-d, what's up?"
ED: "It's just the ceiling Eddy." (Gets punch in the shoulder by Eddy) "Oh come on that tickles me, Eddy."
EDD: "Eddy, we only have 2 hours left before they arrive it's either leave or stay to complete the deal."
EDDY: "Oh shit, you're right double-d, let's get moving boys."
They immediately dashed to the door leading downstairs and when they arrived they walked over to the counter and only saw the female bartender, but Garry is nowhere to be seen.
The female bartender has a long brown hair tied into a bun, white uniform, black bowtie, gray apron, blue jeans, black sneakers, wears a pink bracelet on the right hand, her name is Alexis.
EDDY: "Hey baby, have you seen Garry around, because I need something from him right now."
ALEXIS: "Hmm, let me guess, you three are Ed Edd and Eddy?"
EDD: "How did you know our names miss…what's your name, if you don't mind me asking?"
ALEXIS: "Name's Alexis by the way, well Garry told me about the deal you have with him and I am kinda his second option just in case something 'bad' happen to him."
EDDY: "So, you have our cut since he told you everything and I hope we get a fair share after this."
Suddenly Alexis reaches under the counter and brings out a brown envelope loaded with cash and immediately gives it to Eddy.
ALEXIS: "Here you boys go, and your EL-Hombre mystery drinks really hit the spot and the cash register has never been so full, so thank you for your support."
So Eddy looks inside the envelope and he began shaking happily and in an instant he's back to normal.
EDD: "Well we are happy to hear that you like it and also thank you for the V.I.P experience."
ED: "Same here too!"
EDDY: (puts the envelope inside his shirt) "It's a pleasure doing business with you." (Shakes hands)
After they shake hands for the successful secret business they have consolidate.
(KABOOM!)
A loud explosion was heard inside the storage room and heavily damaging the kitchen and it began spreading fire inside the club and one of the waiters of the club run into the center of the dance floor.
WAITER #3: "EVERYONE EVACUATE THE BUILDING NOW, SOMEONE SET UP AN EXPLOSION IN THE KITCHEN AND THE FIRE IS SPREADING THROUGH-OUT THE BUILDING, SO EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
After that everyone began running out the building, including the OLYMPIAN SECTION which they heard the explosion and began running downstairs, while the 2 bouncers that woke up few seconds ago and immediately saw the chaos, they then called the fire department and the PCPD.
EDDY: "LET'S GO GUYS, ED YOU GET US THROUGH THE CROWD NOW!"
ED: "YES SIRREE!" (Began running through the crowd)
Due to his abnormal strength, he successfully created a way for the others to go through while apologizing to the people he bumped into, when they are outside they immediately go around the same corner and saw the entire back-entrance is burning intensely and the Ed-Wagon suffered minor scratches except the left window is destroyed.
EDD: EVERYONE COVER THEIR MOUTH AND STAY AWAY FROM THE FIRE!" (Covers mouth and ducks to the ground)
And so they did follow that one life-saving move, thus when they reach the van, Eddy went immediately to the driver's seat while the other 2 enter the backdoor, he started the engine and goes out the corner and into the streets before the backside of the building explodes again.
Meanwhile Alexis made it out alive and sees the Ed-Wagon appeared from around the corner and drove into the night streets of peach creek city.
ALEXIS: "Well, glad you boys made it out...hey wait a minute, where's Garry?
Then she saw a black S.U.V followed the same streets the Ed-Wagon took.
ALEXIS: "Something is not right about that car...oh my god, I hope Garry is okay."
(PART 3)
MEANWHILE AT THE ED-WAGON
After turning many corners of the city, they were eventually went back into the highway that leads back to their cul-de-sac hometown.
EDD: "Oh lord, oh dear lord, I can't believe that happen...my lord."
ED: "WE ALMOST DIED GUYS!" (Hugs himself and shivers) "WE ALMOST DIED BEFORE BEING TOASTED!"
EDDY: "TELL ME ABOUT IT! At least we got the money and made it out free of injuries...god dammit."
It wasn't long till the black S.U.V started tailing their behind and charged immediately at the back of the Ed-Wagon without the Eds noticing it.
THE BLACK S.U.V BEFORE HITTING THE ED-WAGON
GREG: "Sir, the briefing said we want them-"
He was suddenly cut off by Vertex while they coldly chasing down the ED-wagon.
VERTEX: "Dead or alive. I know what must be done!" (Stomps on the gas peddle)
BACK AT THE ED-WAGON
While Ed is busy shaking with fear and Eddy is driving down the road, Edd however look at his side mirror and sees the familiar vehicle coming at full speed.
EDD: "Um guys, you might have to look behind our rear side because...it's them again!"
As he said that, Eddy look at the rear mirror and Ed finally snapping out of his fear and look at the van's back window.
EDDY: "THAT CAR AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE PEOPLE WANT WITH US?!"
EDD: "I DON'T KNOW EDDY BUT JUST KEEP DRIVING!"
But it was too late as the S.U.V hits the back of the van at full speed and causing the van to swerve to the right and drive through guard fence and into the docks of peach creek where it lies the main trading post for other cities, warehouses, containers full of goods, and basically everything, this known area is PC DOCK 1.
As the van is driving through a series of cranes and warehouses, Edd suddenly thought of something.
EDD: "Eddy, quickly drive into one of the warehouse and hear my plan!"
EDDY: "ALRIGHT! IT BETTER BE GOOD, DOUBLE-D!"
So they quickly drive warehouse number 15 and sloppily parked at the side and all three quickly get out quickly as possible.
EDDY: "Ed, get that tarp over there and put it over the van, hurry!"
ED: "YES, BOSS!"
So Ed found a big dirty tarp and quickly throws it over the van and completely covering from view and joined Edd and Eddy in a huddle.
EDDY: "Alright boys, I don't know who the hell is stalking us so let's think of a plan." (Thinks for 6 seconds) "I got it, we are in a warehouse so let's use what we can to give our stalkers an ass-whopping, and Ed." (Ed looked at him) "It's time to use our anti-troublemakers." (Brings out his 2 silver brass knuckles)
EDD: "Ok, I can build something to stop our pursuers; you guys might need to hold them off for a few minutes and after that, wait for my signal."
EDDY: "Alright, the plan is simple, now let's start this flow boys!" (Runs out while Ed is following him)
BACK THE BLACK S.U.V AFTER THE ED-WAGON DROVE OFF
GREG: "JUST FUCKING GREAT, THEY LAND INTO DOCK 1; WE CAN NEVER FIND THEM BEFORE SUNSET! (Leans back into his seat) "We're dead man, the boss is never gonna let us get away with it."
VERTEX: "Will you shut up and relax, G; they can't be this far and we still have 5 hours before sunset, so quit whining and focus on the task right now."
GREG: "Fine…wait…if we find them, what are we bringing?"
VERTEX: "I want to have a little talk with them, so I'll be bringing the gun and you will be bringing the tasers and the blades...oh and don't forget the smoke bombs."
GREG: "Alright, let's go get these fuckers."
The S.U.V then drove through the destroyed fence and begins the hunt for the ED's before the next day can begin.
OUTSIDE OF WAREHOUSE 15
As Ed and Eddy were waiting for their targets, Edd on the other hand is busy using the warehouses supplies to make a quick trap for the intruders.
EDDY: (Punching and kicking his imaginary opponent) "Hey Ed, are you sure you can take them on by being some kind of a street brawler, I mean I just learn the basics of kickboxing during summer and you just learnt how to fight like a tank with rockets for engines."
ED: "Not at all Eddy, I learn boxing in my free time too...why do you think I'm a bit buffed up and no, I didn't take any steroids for real man."
EDDY: (stops practicing and chuckled) "O-o-okay Ed, looks like you can handle yourself, but we are doing this together while we are giving sockhead the time to complete the trap."
ED: "Thanks Eddy, it's an honor fighting together with one of my best friends." (hears something) "Eddy, do you hear that?"
EDDY: (listened to the unknown sound) "Sounds like a car engine and it's coming right in front of us." (Puts his fists with the silver brass knuckles up in the air) "DOUBLE-D, THEY ARE HERE!"
But then Eddy realized that their masks are still on their faces, so he adjusted his mask so he can see clearly
EDDY: (looks at Ed) "Ed, do you want to fight with mask still on or something?
ED: "Just like being myself Eddy." (Closes his trench coat just to cover his white t-shirt) "It's Showtime."
As the 2 get ready, the black S.U.V came into view and saw them, so it slides into a stop just few feet away from Ed and Eddy, both of the doors open and out came the two unknown henchmen.
EDDY: "Son of a bitch, these guys means serious business straight to the point."
As The 2 henchmen approached Ed and Eddy, the 2 teams started a staring contest for 10 seconds, and then Vertex was the first one to break the silence.
VERTEX: "So you two must be the ED's...looks like both of you are ready for a beat down like no tomorrow."
Then Ed gently closed his fists for a reason, making him ready to strike at any moment.
EDDY: "ALRIGHT, WHAT'S THE IDEA OF YOU GUYS BUMPING OUR RIDE?!" (does a two finger gesture) "TWICE IN ONE NIGHT!"
VERTEX: "Calm down there Shorty, you see...our briefing states that you stole our secret non-alcoholic recipe, which is actually a testing prototype, so our superior decides to hunt you down, dead or alive."
EDDY: "Wait, wait…those mysterious bottles belong to you and are actually not tested yet..." (Looks at Ed with a serious face) "Ed, please tell me you did it silently…no, we'll talk about it later cause' right now we need to keep this guys at bay, also did you just called me 'Shorty'?"
Ed just looked at eddy for a second and look back at their opponents.
GREG: "Vert, are these guys for real? They look like a bunch B-class Amateurs." (Reaches his combat knife at his belt) "Nevertheless, let's see what these guys can do.
VERTEX: "Nobody and i mean no one steals from us, so if I were you boys...prepare yourselves!" (Brings out 2 smoke bombs) "It's just business boys, please take it seriously."
EDDY: "BRING IT, YOU BUNCH OF RUSSIAN-WEARING STALKERS!" (Charges towards Goggles)
So Ed runs straight to Vertex, Greg brings out his combat knife and charges at eddy, Vertex throws his 2 smoke bombs at the surrounding area and slowly covering the entire field with a white fog.
VERTEX: (Sees Ed running straight at him) "Okay big boy, show me what you got."
Then Ed tries to slide-kick Vertex, but Vertex dodge to the side and grabbed ed by the coat and throws him to a group of small boxes and breaking all of it, then ed shook off the damage and charges straight at Vertex and attempt to punch and jab him, but Vertex counters the first 4 punches but the next 2 quick punches and 1 uppercut got him in a blink of an eye.
But if that wasn't enough, Ed then punched Vertex in the guys several times before punching him real in the face.
VERTEX: "Damn kid..." (Lifts his ski mask and spits out blood) "You are a tough one, but are you really that good in a real fight."
So Vertex quickly roundhouse kicked Ed so hard to the left and then give a dozen quick sharp punches into Ed's chest, making him crashed into the black S.U.V and breaking the right side mirror, and again he shook the pain off.
Then Ed suddenly got an idea, he quickly remove the S.U.V right door and throws it at Vertex, a very unexpected move.
VERTEX: (Sees the car door coming at him) "What the fuck?"
But Vertex barely had time to dodge the flying car door and ends getting hit by the side of the door and crashed into a group water barrels, completely bursting all the water out and the results is Vertex lies unconsciously in the puddle of water with the car door lying on top of him.
INSIDE THE FOG-COVERED AREA
As Ed and Vertex were duking it outside the fog, Eddy however is having a tough time fighting Greg since his surroundings are covered by the fog, so Eddy is slightly covered with cuts and bruises on his white tuxedo with blood slowly slipping out.
EDDY: "Come on, you call this a fair fight; all I got are these brass knuckles while you are hiding in this goddamn FOG!"
GREG: (Slowly approaching eddy from behind with blade drawn) "Oh please, all I did is run away from the fucking S.W.A.T since they keep throwing smoke grenades, but I learn how to turn the tables and end up killing those law-following idiots, so basically I know how to be nothing while in the smokes."
As Greg prepares to strike Eddy at the back, he suddenly then turned around punched Greg in the face and grabbed his shoulders and kneed him in the stomach; causing him to drop his knife, and then finishing it off by uppercutting his chin.
EDDY: (Rubs his fists together) "If there is one thing I learned from Ed's movies is ninjas are suppose to keep their mouth shut when hiding from view, but you on the other hand just spoke behind my back, so you just blown your own cover." (Sees the combat knife on the ground and picked it up) "This is nice knife by the way."
GREG: (Rubs his chin) "Oh real fucking nice, but I have something you did not expect, shorty." (Slowly reaches for something inside his coat) "Also please give me back my knife now."
EDDY: "Oh really, and what's that? By the way, call me shorty one more time, i will break your spine off better than Ed!"
Then all of a sudden Greg charged at Eddy with an activated taser within his hand, but Eddy quickly saw it and jumped up in the air and kicks Greg in the face and accidentally letting go of the activated taser and landing on his neck, completely electrocuting Goggles and after that Eddy takes the taser and turned it off, leaving a paralyzed Greg twitching on the ground.
EDDY: "Guess I'll be keeping both of these." (Puts the taser inside his tuxedo while the knife on his belt) "Oh god, what about Ed?"
On cue, the white fog started to dissipated from view, and then Eddy saw Ed running at him and quickly hugging him.
ED: "EDDY YOUR'RE STILL ALIVE!"
EDDY: (Losing air due to Ed's bear hug) "Yes…I am still alive…please…GET…OFF ME!"
ED: "OH SORRY EDDY!" (Let's go of eddy and crashing to the ground)
EDDY: "Glad you made it out too, come on Ed, let's see-" (hears a gun clicking)
Both of them turned around and there they saw Vertex completely awake and completely drenched, but this time with his silenced pistol in his hand.
INSIDE WAREHOUSE 15/ AFTER THE FIGHT
We then see a huge cage hanging from the ceiling by a cable connected to a winch which traveled down to the corner of the warehouse which is attached to a bunched of heavy containers acting as a weight balance to the big cage and during the fight, Edd quickly found a control room and quickly turns on and uses the interior crane to lift the huge metal cage.
EDD: "Okay, time to release the signal."
After the trap is settled up, he then found a small box among the cargo area with a flare gun inside, therefore he took it and fired the flare at the entrance of the warehouse.
OUTSIDE WAREHOUSE 15/ AFTER THE FIGHT
Vertex slowly walks toward Ed and Eddy with the silenced pistol drawn while Ed and Eddy cautiously walked back toward the entrance of warehouse 15.
VERTEX: "I got to admit that you think you win it all, you think that you can take me down by my own...CAR DOOR!" (Sees a red flare flies out of the entrance) "YOU FOOLS ARE CALLING FOR HELP?!" (Sees Ed and Eddy ran inside warehouse 15) "Oh, I don't think so!"
So Vertex chase Ed and Eddy inside warehouse 15 and he shoot at the floor completely catching the attention of both boys.
VERTEX: "That's it, I will consider both of you dead and your third member, wherever the hell he is, is next." (Aims at Ed)
EDDY: "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, BITCH!" (Activates the taser and throws it at Vertex) "ED GRAB IT!"
The taser hits Vertex and completely shocking his entire body while dropping his silenced pistol, then Ed quickly grabs the pistol.
EDDY: "NOW, DOUBLE-D!" (Waves his hands around to signal Edd at the control room)
And Edd saw the signal and pressed the emergency release button for the crane, which drops the huge metal cage at the top of Vertex, but the ceiling of the cage is so damn low that it hits Vertex head so hard, he went total knockout.
After the event in front of them, it was a mission complete moment in Ed's mind.
ED: "Mission accomplished."
EDDY: "You said it, Ed." (Pats Ed in the shoulders) "Okay, you go check what this guy has while I go check on double-d, because I'm gonna need bandages right now."
So Ed grabs Vertex coat near the edge of the cage and began to rummage through it, meanwhile Edd went down to check on his two close friends and sees Eddy's cuts and bruises.
EDD: "DEAR LORD, EDDY!" (Sees a Medikit attached to the steel walls) "Stay right there mister and don't do anything else that's reckless."
EDDY: "I know, I know sockhead." (Removes his brass knuckles and puts in his tuxedo) "I really need a drink right about now."
(PART 4)
After the fight has stopped, Ed finished looting Vertex coat and found 3 magazines for the pistol, 5 smoke bombs, an I.D. card, and the taser that Eddy had thrown, meanwhile Edd is busy healing Eddy's cuts and scars during his fight against Greg.
EDD: (Bandaging the last 2 cuts) "I just can't believe this scenario will come to us, despite the fact that it almost killed both you and Ed." (Finished bandaging) "There, all done and good to go, Eddy."
EDDY: "Heh, so this is how it feels like in a fight... makes me feel like shit." (Stands up) "But we survive and that's a good thing you know."
EDD: "Well, you got a point right there." (Begins to put all the medical items back in the med kit)
EDDY: "Hey Ed, you found anything good to take?"
ED: "Uhh, some ammo, smoke bombs, the taser you just throw and this card." (Shows the I.D. to his friends) "Some kind of security card, I think?"
Then Edd and Eddy approached Ed and take a look at the card which is black at the top and white at the bottom with an unknown symbol on the top right and it says:
Name: Vincent
Age: 36 Security level: 1-A
CODENAME: VERTEX Occupation: Ex-Bartender
EMPLOYEE IS ON MISSION GIVEN BY THE SUPERIOR
Seeing the card's info made Edd and Eddy wide-eyed and completely confused at the same time.
EDD: "Who in the world are these fellows?" (Grabs the card from the hands of Ed)
EDDY: "I have no fucking idea and I have a completely bad feeling about this syndicate they are working for." (Turns to Ed who is checking the silenced pistol out) "Hey Ed, get the other guy's body and put him in this cage and please be careful with that damn gun!"
ED: "Oh sorry, Eddy." (Runs out of the warehouse)
EDD: "I don't know what worse Eddy, Ed having the gun or the people who tried to kill us."
EDDY: "Come on sockhead, you know Ed takes this bodyguard role too seriously." (Proceeds to remove the tarp off the Ed-wagon) "Now come on and help me get this blanket off so we can get the hell out of here."
So as Eddy and Edd removed the tarp and start the engine of the van, Ed however was more interested on what's inside the black S.U.V, but first he found some heavy-duty ropes and tied them around Greg's unconscious body and inhumanely throws the body near the cage and runs to the S.U.V.
ED: "Let's see what we got here." (Opens the backdoor and proceeds to investigate) "A briefcase?"
Inside was a single silver briefcase with a 5-digit lock and the unknown symbol on the front."
ED: "A briefcase, huh?" (Picks up the silver briefcase) "Better tell the others and see what's inside, oh I can't wait!"
Ed then quickly closed the backdoor and sees the Ed-wagon drives out of warehouse 15 and stops by Ed.
EDDY: "Ok Ed, got what you see?" (Sees the briefcase at Ed's hands) sweet you somehow found a briefcase. (Ed nods at him) quick get in; we need to get home before the cops came.
So Ed quickly gets in the back and drove out of PC dock 1 and back into the highway for 3 hours on the way to home, then Edd moved to the back and sees the silver briefcase on the floor.
EDD: "Ed, where did you just get this briefcase?"
ED: "I found it at the back of there car…is it bad that I stole it?" (Gripped the briefcase tightly)
EDD: "Well since our pursuers almost killed us three times, stealing this briefcase and let's not forget there equipments, but somehow I see this as a justified punishment for them."
Then Eddy spoke up as he was listening to the conversation behind him while driving down the highway.
EDDY: "Double-d is right, these assholes deserved to be robbed, I would be glad to see them in jail right about now when someone discovered them trespassing in that area."
EDD: "Well thanks for the words Eddy, besides I would be interested on what's inside this briefcase." (Checks the briefcase) "Hmm, a 5-digit lock…then it has 99999 possible combinations to be exact."
EDDY: "That will take days to open that case." (Sees the familiar cul-de-sac in the distance) "Guys, we are home...OH DAMN!"
All of the sudden he turn the van to right side harshly and precisely parked into the woods and quickly turning the lights off, therefore completely covering the van in darkness.
EDD: "EDDY! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG NOW?!"
EDDY: "Keep the fuck down, double-d; I saw Kevin's pick-up in the distance."
The triple-Ed's move to the back and peeked into the back window and they saw a white pick-up truck, then black and red corvette and lastly a rainbow themed van drove by.
ED: "Are those our friend's cars?"
EDD: "Oh dear, we forgot our fellow colleagues going to the burned-down building, I think we should get home as quickly as possible."
EDDY: "Yeah and then we need to think of an excuse before we get our asses busted up." (Moves to the front) "Also we might have to need to hide that briefcase in complete secret."
ED/EDD: "Let's do it guys!" / "Alright...sounds like a good idea."
So Eddy quickly drove out of the woods and proceeds to drive through peach creek residential, after the events that happen today, the following days is about to unlock the secrets in their hometown and new dangers are about to come very soon enough.
(TO BE CONTINUED...)
Looking back at this story again, my god...it was a little bit cringey at some parts.
I know that i want to put my favorite characters in an unwanted scenarios with little bit of cartoon physics, but this is such a weird start, really it is for me.
But if i have the time, then there are a plenty more stories i can give out while tackling College.