AN: Hello readers! This is pretty much a crack-fic to help me get back into the swing of writing. I wanted to play with our favorite girls engaging in unexpected relationships. So really, this is just shameless smut with a little bit of plot. If you follow any of my other fics then you'll be happy to know that I will be jumping back on them. This I will try to update weekly. It shouldn't be more than 5 chapters.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters in this story nor do I make any money from this story.
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Chapter 1: The Game is Set
Friday nights were reserved for alcohol, nail polish, junk food, and the general frivolity of teenage girls locked indoors without supervision. None of them could quite remember what started their weekly gatherings and if asked, they would each have given a different story. Sakura insisted that it had started as a housewarming party, being the only girl to have moved out of her parents' house. Ino would have said that she was in a particularly blue mood, not having gotten over the shock of losing her father, and her friends had come to her rescue. Hinata would have shyly confessed that she needed a breather from her responsibilities as head of her clan and she found the other two females refreshing.
Whatever the story was, they immediately deemed it necessary to meet every Friday night as long as all three of them were in the village. The war had taken a lot from them and with all three of them feeling as if they had one day been preteens thrust straight into adulthood, they thoroughly savored the days they spent together acting like normal, nineteen-year-old girls. On their Fridays they only existed for themselves and their code: Fuck it, YOLO!
Fridays were quickly made famous by the female rookies. After they met up and happily gotten themselves high off of sugar, nail polish fumes, and sake, they would take to the streets and wreak what havoc they could. At first it had been funny; some people still talked about the night Sakura and Ino had raced in the nude to the hokage tower as Hinata played referee and commentator. However, as their antics grew more extreme (paint bombs planted around the training grounds, the desks at the academy nailed upside down to the ceiling, the hokage monument made-up with winged eyeliner and contour on fleek) the Sixth found that he had to step in. He was content to leave the girls to their business but when they somehow made the hokage tower become the leaning tower of Konoha right under the noses of every ninja on duty, he felt like he could no longer ignore the unholy trinity.
The Friday Kakashi confronted the three girls had not gone as he had expected at all. He figured something was up when they were surprisingly compliant to his demands that they turn down their "special" activities, but when Sakura and Ino started to strip, asking for his expert opinion on their newest lingerie sets, all suspicions escaped him. It was then that Hinata caught him off guard and used her byakugan to incapacitate him, much to his shame. When he left the next morning feeling thoroughly violated, he restricted them by order of the hokage to keep their Fridays indoors. No one knows exactly what happened that night, but no one questioned Kakashi when he personally locked and sealed the girls in Sakura's apartment every Friday, only to be released the next morning.
Needless to say, the girls found their special nights extremely boring now.
"So, what do you wanna do now?" Ino asked around a mouthful of barbeque chips, a gift (read: stolen) from Choji.
Hinata carefully painted her pinkie toe with a light blue lacquer. "We could watch that new movie. You know, the one where the daimyo's daughter falls in love with that missing nin."
"Ugh," Sakura stalked out of the kitchen, a tray of warm chocolate chip cookies in hand, "I'd rather watch Icha Icha than that. At least then we could laugh at the horrible acting and marvel at the ridiculous sexual fantasies of men."
Ino snorted, effectively choking on a chip. Hinata smacked the girl's back none to gently as she hacked out the chip that seemed to be taking its time finding its way out of her trachea. "Speaking of missing nin," she wheezed once she had caught her breath, "I was thinking about Sasuke today."
The pinkette sighed, a forlorn look gracing her features. "I swear, that boy is a lost cause. For a minute after the war I though he was going to come home but he up and runs off again."
"I also thought he would come home. I'm sorry that he hurt you again, Sakura-chan" Hinata whispered.
Sakura shrugged. "It's no big deal anymore. It was easier to get over him this time since I finally realized he would never love me."
"I'd say by the way you're worshipping those cookies, you love them more than you ever did Sasuke," Ino joked when Sakura licked at one of the melting chocolate chips on the cookie. She shot Ino a glare before she threw the same cookie at Ino's face. The blonde shocked everyone when she caught the treat with her mouth and proceeded to make a show of eating it slowly while moaning and holding her breasts. All three girls broke out into a fit of very unattractive, open-mouthed laughter, clutching each other for support lest they fall over and ruin their carpet picnic. "No, but seriously, have you found anyone new yet."
"No, I haven't been looking, really. I've been focusing a lot at the hospital, what with the clean-up after the war."
"Tell me about it. With everyone so busy, I've barely had the energy to go find a guy. Gods, I need to get laid" Ino pouted.
Hinata tried to hide a blush behind a box of crackers. "I'm envious of you Ino-chan. I wish I could approach men with the same ease that you do."
Sakura pulled Hinata into a hug. "Well, who knows. Naruto might notice you now that things are slowing down."
Hinata's blush deepened. "Actually, I-I figured that I might date around a bit. If Naruto-kun hasn't taken notice of me yet, I doubt that he will ever come around so I've moved on. It's relieving."
"Aww," both Sakura and Ino cooed, causing Hinata to attempt stuffing her face into the box of crackers to hide her embarrassment.
Ino straightened and her face grew serious. "Alright, who would you sleep with if you could choose anyone in the village. On three we all go. One, two, three!"
"Kakashi!"
All three girls shook with laughter, fondly remembering the night they held the hokage hostage. They were already drunk off their asses and assumed that they were only able to best the great Copy-nin because he had underestimated them in their state of intoxication. By means that they were not proud of (but found hilarious nonetheless) they had come to the conclusion that Kakashi had good reason to cover his face, and frankly keep the rest of himself covered as well. It was bad enough that he would become the repeated source of their wet dreams; the rest of the village didn't need to suffer that same torment.
Sakura was the first to pull herself back together. "Okay, okay. So, since Kakashi-sensei is out of the question-"
"A god amongst us mortals" Hinata sighed.
"Sex god" snorted Ino.
"Anyways, as I was saying, since he's out of the question, who would you date?" Sakura asked, shoving Ino who was still giggling.
Hinata thought for a moment, milky eyes staring thoughtfully at the ceiling. "I don't really know. Considering our boys, besides Kiba-" to which the other two coughed what sounded a lot like the word ladykiller, "they're either too oblivious to the female sex or they're unapproachable."
The pinkette nodded in agreement, but the blonde stood and stretched before flopping onto the couch, a smirk on her lips. "Yeah, but I bet I can land any of them if I tried."
Sakura threw a pillow at Ino as she accepted the sake Hinata poured for her. "Sure you can, Pig."
"I must agree with Sakura-chan" Hinata said softly.
Ino's face grew red and she swiped the sake bottle from the coffee table. "I bet I could do a better job than you two."
"Is that a challenge?" Sakura quirked an eyebrow.
"You betcha, forehead."
"Fine," Sakura slammed her sake cup onto the table and rose to her feet. "I'll choose someone for you Pig, since you're so confident. You will choose someone for Hinata-chan, since I'd be too nice on her. And Hinata will choose someone for me, since she's a wildcard."
"W-why do I have to participate?" Hinata stuttered, which the other two ignored.
"Okay, the first one to seduce their guy wins, the losers buy the snacks every Friday for the rest of the year," Ino fired. Then she smiled down at Hinata gently, "Where putting you in to make it fun, but you don't have to participate. You can lose with Sakura and make it easy for me."
Hinata's eyes sharpened. "I assure, dearest Ino-chan, that you will unfortunately have to try hard to win this competition."
"That's settled then," Sakura clapped her hands together. "Pig, I choose Naruto for you as long as you're okay with it Hinata."
"Oh, I wish Ino-chan the best of luck with him. I speak from experience when I say that it will not be easy for you," the Hyuuga bowed to the blonde.
Ino scoffed. "Challenge accepted. I choose Shikamaru for you, Hinata-chan."
"And I choose Shino-kun for Sakura-chan," Hinata finished.
All three kunoichi glared at each other, too wrapped up in their challenge to notice the three sets of eyes watching them through the window from a nearby rooftop.