Iceberg
Colonel Miles Quaritch was close into eliminating the Na'vi race. Just an explosion or two at the hiding place of the indigenous people, and he and his men will be victorious! He could even feel the booze in his mouth at the victory party.
"Alright men," he signaled as he was about to commence his order. "Let 'er lose!"
The colonel's eyes suddenly widen in horror as he looked out from the window of the ship.
The head pilot shouted: "Iceberg, right ahead!"
BOOM!
And that was how the Na'vi won the great war.
Note~*
... And the poor Colonel should have thought twice to think that his liners were unsinkable. haha!
Seeing as James Cameron did "Titanic", I thought it be hilarious to do this. Hope this wasn't too short. This came into my mind, and I had to write it. Just saw the movie today.
Disclaimer: Mr. Cameron, may I have a job?
Peace! Happy holidays!
I dedicate this piece to my almost sister, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi. I will always love you. (bigheartzplz)