Dangeresque Forty Somethin by me once upon a time a stronkbad wearing someglasses named danksteresk was a flippin some stix when he accidentally kilt a fuckin doggie with an accidental baseball bat with an accidental swing to its accidental skull and accidental john wick was its accidental owner and accidentally said 'you accidentally on porpoise killed my doogy i'm gonna frag ya' and dangmandesk said 'oh crap' and ranned away from john whip and dong wick did that aim walkin thing he do in da moobies but he had a body guard an his name was timon and pumbaa an sed 'don't you dare i'ma shoot a weasel at you' an shoofed a timon up his pooper an shoat him out like an angrily bullet but dumb wick jus slaped him in da fur an he became explode 'dang' and poomber asplode 'that's what you call the slip' and dong stick ranned after da guy but then he was confrontered by mr. ham and his son the hamlet with a rabid batman on a leash and sed 'prepeer for my karate guy' and they undo'd the batleash and the batman struck a fightey batpose and sed 'taste a piece of my kung pao chicken' and he gave john wick a kung pow to his face 'how bout an eggroll ya shit' an rolled da baman over with an egg 'well get crush bai mai wonton soop' an da johnny boy got crush by a containder of spoop weighing exactery one ton an mr dick said 'well have a gerenal so's chicken' and shot him his face 'ah fug' an da beetman went back into the batcave where he fiddled with his batcomputer so he could be batman- Alright he's fuckin' dead don't kid yourself. don dick chessed the dangsterfest to the tippity tap of donald tromboney's wall of nuked syria and sed 'looks like i'm gonna have to jump' and when de didad a do and tried to flew he became a somthin and died by bullet by keanu reeves and the dude sed 'when life gives you lemans the tuff get's a cramp' and he withered away for some reason and that's why the cheat doesn't talk about last thursday any more the end