Oh my Gourd!!!
By: kawaii-Cherimu130
A/N: Again, I was searching through photobucket for Gaara gif's (if someone can tell me where to find some then that'd be greatly appreciated) and I saw this picture of Gaara's gourd on the ground, and I forgot what happened to it, but Gaara was screaming, "Oh my gourd!!!". xD, it made me laugh. Anyway, please review/flame/give info 'bout them gif's
Gaara stood there, his arms folded angerily arcoss his chest. His eyes were narrowed in an icy glare at his two siblings, Temari and Kankuro, as they stood helplessly in front of the man they feared:
Their 12 year old brother
"Well?" Gaara's voice was harsh and cold, and for a split second, it had reminded Temari of winter time. When he got no response from the two, Gaara's eyes locked on his target. Eyeing him curiously for any sign at all, Gaara hissed, "Kankuro...did you break...my...gourd?!" His gourd, which was shattered into thousands of peices behind him, arose into the air and formed the word Gonner above Gaara's head. Damm signs...
Gulping, Kankuro stuttered, "It...it was an a-accident...honest..." he raised his hands up in front of him for protection. Temari looked back at Gaara and sighed. Kankuro sucked as a liar. "I did it," she murmered silently. The sand shifted towards Temari, and began shifting from side to side in curiousity, almost as if it were a puppy cocking it's head in confusion.
"Good job, Temari," Gaara narrowed his eyes as he let out a sneer. He knew Temari was covering for Kankuro's ass. After all, it was plain to see that Kankuro had done it. The dumbass had written his name on it, for pete's sake. But since the gourd could be easily put back together, it didn't bother Gaara as much as the two sand siblings thought it did. Sure, Gaara was angry at them for disobeying, but he was actually angry about them lying about it in the first place.
Temari looked up at Gaara pleadingly, giving him her best puppydog look she could manage. Gaara gave a slight nod, almost as if it meant an agreement. Smiling, Temari grabbed a hold of her gaint fan, and whipped it out. That was the cue. "Uh..Temari?" Kankuro asked worriedly as Temari walked towards him. She gripped tighter to the fan that was clutched in her right hand. "Yes, little brother?" Temari replied in a sweet fake voice.
She raised the fan above Kankuro's head, who by this time was agreeing with the sand when it said the words Gonner, and slammed the fan down on Kankuro.
Hard.
When Kankuro woke up from his little 'nap', he found a note laying beside him that read:
Kankuro,
Honesty is the best policy. I knew it was you from the beginning because Temari tells the truth, you don't. Don't screw up next time and I might let you live.
Kankuro noticed how the word 'might' was scratched out.
From,
Gaara
P.S. Work on your K's, dumbass