(A/N: I decided to give you guys a nice treat, since I've been gone a long time off this site. A nice, perverted, but nice story. I have the trial version of Microsoft Word on my laptop right now.)
Leo was practicing by himself in the dark and lonely dojo. He could just barely hear laughing and yelling outside the room, and the sound grew louder as the door opened roughly.
"What's wrong this time, Raph?" Leo said, rudely for his type of character. But he was surprised when he turned and saw Don standing there, an angry look plastered on his face. "I mean Don?"
"Mike came up with something stupid. He laughs every time he says it and its getting annoying! Can you just tell him to SHUT UP?!" Don yelled. Leo flinched in how annoyed Don actually sounded. Mike must be REALLY annoying if he's getting this reaction from DONNIE of all people.
"Sure, sure…" Leo replied, setting his swords back on their stand and headed out to fix the situation. He could just faintly hear Mike saying, 'I want something to eat… If you know what I mean!' followed by loud laughter. He saw Raph laughing beside him, and Splinter smirking at the other side of the table. Mike was about to say another one, when he saw his oldest brother walk in.
"Hey Leo! How was your 'individual' practice… If you know what I mean?" Mike busted up laughing, along with Raph. Leo cocked an eyebrow. "What, bro? You never heard of the old, 'If you know what I mean' joke?" Leo simply shook his head. "Are you SERIOUS?! It's when you end off any sentence with 'if you know what I mean' and what you say ALWAYS sounds gross!"
"Wow." Leo replied.
"You see? Like… Um… I just came over to say hi… If you know what I mean." Raph explained to Leo. The elder turtle just smiled, ignoring how funny the joke actually was.
"Donnie's getting pretty annoyed… If you know what I mean." Mike said. This time, the three brothers all laughed. A loud boom sounded and a frustrated Donnie's yell came from the turtle in question's lab. A silence went among the three other brothers. Suddenly a voice rang out among the three.
"Something dropped… If you know what I mean."
Raph turned toward who said it, expecting to see Mike, but saw Leo with a grin plastered onto his face instead. The three brothers laughed harder on this one than any of the other ones. Master Splinter suddenly got up from the table.
"We must retrieve Donatello and continue on with our day." Splinter ordered. The sons bowed to the father and were about to set out, but another saying was spouted. "We must continue onto our group practice… If you know what I mean."
(A/N: See? I even got Splinter a funny in there! Now, read and review!!)