Kratos was on a bout to Athens and he was talk to a statyou of Athena and she was talkn crap to him and he was getn mighty angry cos he just wantad to sleep but he keepd havn bad dreems cos he chopd a lot o heds of so he couldan sleep.

Wen kratso got to athen he was sexing a wumans and get powers up for it but then they got slopy so he get bord and wnt for a walk arund but then he see sumtin so wen an lookd

But then he found sum monstas minden they own biznesss so he think to himseld they r bad so he grav them and stab ov thar heeds and than they wer mindin nobadys buznes cos they werr deidd.

All tha utha monsters got sad abut this and think went to kratos and said "hey y did u do that?"

Becuz u ar monsters, said krtos

And thin tha monstars got angy and was fighjtn him, but he was to stopng and hwe stabad thme in tha face and they died dead. Kratos hered sum peopl cry for help anf screaman and shit. So he wnt and found a trolls

Kratos sayd "go bak and hid ander a bidge leik all tha otha troll!!"

But they couldm undastand cos kratis couldn speek trollish and they got angy and kratso stabd tham in tey eyes and them they dead ant kratos was gatn tired so he went and gote sum powa aps.

Thn he wasn tired and he went to the dessirt and stabed dessert dwelling sirens in tha face and they was screeming really loud and he was laughing so hard he pissd himself. And then he was angree cos he smeld like poos and wees, and that was not a good look cos he was a killang masheen. So he went and cleen himselv and he smeeld good agen.

Kratos was in a hurry to get sumwere and he was getin madd! So he rund as fast as ha could to get to Kronos the king of the titans exiled to crawl like a bitch in the giant dissert with a temple strap on hims bak calld the the temple of Pandora.

Kratos had to get insid so he get his majik dagers and start climing up on kornos and stabbin him in tha face krets got up to the temple and startd fitin tha badies and stabin they in th face then he got in tha temple and startd readin the stuff on the stone tablet. To be continued??