Why none of the cast of PotC will go out with me
None of the cast of PotC will go out with me,
Why? It's simple and soon you will see,
I have reasons good enough for all of you,
So come on in and sing with me too,
William Turner will never go out with me,
Why you ask, well soon you'll see,
Even I am well below his station,
And I am always on vacation,
Plus I like his father more than him,
Even if he's on his last limb,
Jack Sparrow will never go out with me,
Why you ask, well soon you'll see,
I hate the smell and taste of rum,
And I remind him of his mum,
His breath and clothes smell pretty bad,
My ranting would just make him mad,
Davy Jones will never go out with me,
Why you ask, well soon you'll see,
His heart has already been broken,
And he cut it out as a token,
Plus I think he might be gay,
I mean what else does he do all day?
Elizabeth Swann will never go out with me,
Why you ask, well soon you'll see,
Honestly I don't swing that way,
I wouldn't know what to say,
She wouldn't want to out with me,
Because I'm not gay and neither is she,
James Norrington will never go out with me,
Why you ask, well soon you'll see,
I'm surely under the age of consent,
And all I'd do is torment,
So I guess he's struck off as well,
So I just better just go to hell,
Satan will never go out with me,
Why you ask, well soon you'll see,
I'm simply just way too good,
He'd just leave me in the mud,
Wait, he's not in this movie,
I guess Davy is and he's groovy,
So that's why they won't go out with me,
You asked why and now you see.
A/N This is probably the most random thing I've ever written. It's just so weird. I was supposed to be writing another chapter for my PotC fanfic but I came up with this. Hope you enjoy it. R & R please. As always the rhyming scheme is a little skew-whiff.