Hey guys! It's me again.
Now before we begin, as you may or may not remember, this story used to be called ToonTales. it was supposed to be a full crossover version of the Loud House Tales, but unfortunately, this one didn't get as many views as the latter. it is for that reason, plus the fact that I've been having a severe case of writer's block that I have decided to just make this story a one-shot instead. Perhaps in the future, there will be more of these, but I figure this one will do for now.
This is based on the Regular Show episode "The Power".
The characters used in this fanfic belong to their respective owners
My Life as a Teenage Robot (Rob Renzetti), Fairly OddParents (Butch Hartman), The Loud House (Chris Savino), and Harvey Beaks (CH Greenblatt) are all properties of Nickelodeon, and Regular Show (JG Quintel) is owned by Cartoon Network.
Thank you and enjoy.
The story begins in the bedroom of Jenny Wakeman (AKA XJ9), where her two neighbors, Brad and Tuck are wrestling a stuffed toy. Tuck is standing on top of a dresser. "Alright, Mr. Muscle. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mother!" He shouts, but the wrestler doll lies silently on the floor. "I'm warning you!" He pats his elbow and jumps onto a trampoline, body-slamming the doll. He then elbows the doll multiple times, and body slams it once more. He picks up the doll and moves its arm, making it punch himself in the face. Behind him, Brad is calling to him)
"Tag up! Tag up!"
Pretending to be weakened, Tuck walks over to Brad and high-fives him. As Tuck drinks a soda, Brad pulls the doll away. Tuck slams the soda can onto the ground and lets out a ferocious cry. Brad sets the doll up next to a bed before walking away onto the shelves.
"What?!" Tuck asks the toy, but it doesn't respond. "Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you?" Brad grabs Tuck. "I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!"
"I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!"
"You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!"
"Yes, I do!"
Brad Tuck scream. Brad throws Tuck down onto the trampoline, launching him into the wall. The impact leaves a large hole in the wall and Tuck ends up in a trash can. "Uhhh...Yeah! Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?"
"Hahahaha! Yeah, I did! But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall!"
They begin laughing, but suddenly stop as the realization hits them, which causes them to scream in horror. Tuck quickly opens the door and checks to see if anyone is in the hallway, then shuts the door.
I can't believe I let you talk me into doing this!" Brad sighs "I knew I should've gone out to do something else, but no, 'Let's just wrestle this stupid toy instead, it'll be fun!'"
But it was fun!" Tuck defends.
"Well, yeah. For a while. But now there's a big hole in the wall! Little Bro, we shouldn't be busting holes in other people's walls. We're gonna get in trouble for this!"
You mean, you're gonna get in trouble for this."
What?"
"You're the one who threw too hard!"
"Don't talk to me like that! This is your fault, you're the one who wanted to wrestle!"
Okay, okaaayy! Let's not point fingers at anybody! Now, how in the hey are we gonna fix this mess?"
"I don't know bro. I mean, we can't fix it, and we definitely can't pay for it, 'cause we don't have enough money! Unless you have something."
"No. Besides, I don't even know how much it costs to fix a hole like this. Probably a lot."
"Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution: We convince people to give us cash so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it."
"Dude...you are a GENIUS! Of course cash money!"
"Okay, here's-"
"Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say! Break dancing."
"What?"
"Yeah, break dancing! We just go up to someone and we'll be all like, 'We both want money!'" Tuck starts break dancing and spinning on the floor, but Brad then stops him.
"No! Stop it!" Brad says "We just need to ask them for some cash and just explain all the-
"No, no, NO, that's not gonna work! What are you, 79?" Tuck start's imitating an old man. "'Excuse me, sonny, can I have some cash?' COME ON! I'm telling you, bro! Break dancing."
"Noooooo."
"You know, break dancing will save your LIFE someday!" Tuck starts break dancing again.
"No! We're not doing that, okay? OKAY?"
"Fine... I know what to do!" Tuck runs to a junk pile and gets a red keyboard. "Are you ready for money making? Boop-bweeep-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boooo!"
"Whoa, how did you get that?"
"I have my methods."
Scene cuts to a flashback. A boy named Timmy and two fairies named Cosmo and Wanda place the same red keyboard on a bench.
"Now, I'm trusting you guys to keep an eye on this keyboard," Wanda orders "And don't do anything stupid while I'm gone." Wanda leaves the two boys alone.
"Why does she always say that to us?" Cosmo asks.
"I don't know," Timmy says. "Wanna go do something stupid?"
"You know it."
The two boys then run off leaving the keyboard alone. Tuck steals the keyboard and runs away. Scene cuts back to the present.
"I don't know," Brad asks. "How's that gonna get us money?"
"Aw, come on, bro! Look! Just come check it out." Tuck plays keyboard and it makes cool noises.
"This is the answer to all our problems," Brad says convinced. "Have you named it yet?"
"Actually, I thought you could do the honors."
"Ya know, I've always wanted to date a girl named: The Magic."
"The Magic?"
"Yep"
"I like it."
Suddenly, the words "The Magic" appear at the top of the keyboard. Both the boys are amazed "Cool!"
Scene cuts to the park. The boys are practicing their routine.
"Alright, this time with feeling," Brad confirms.
"Yeah, yeah," Tuck answers. Ready?"
"Yeah."
"Ok." Tuck presses the on button and they both start singing. "5, 6, 7, 8!" They start dancing to the music, spin and then point. "Give us some cash, loser!" They laugh. Harvey Beaks arrives.
"Hey guys," Harvey greets.
"Hey Harvey, what's up?" Brad greets back.
"I was just walking by and I thought I heard the sound of music," Harvey answers.
Tuck whispers to his brother "Let's use The Magic on Harvey."
"I don't know. Isn't Harvey kind of young?"
They look over at Harvey. Harvey stares at a butterfly setting on a leaf.
"Exactly," Tuck answers. "At least we can test it out on him, and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work."
"Ok, but let's not call him a loser."
"Why not?"
"He's sensitive. I don't want him to cry, I just want him to give us some money."
"Good point. Ok, let's do it. Hey Harvey! Check this out."
Tuck presses the on button again and the two start singing and dancing. "5, 6, 7, 8. Give us some cash, Harvey!"
Harvey laughs in amusement. "That was great! You know a great performance like that deserves some credibility. Just give me a minute. Here's a shiny quarter for each of you." Brad and Tuck take one. "See ya!" Harvey leaves.
"I think that just worked," Brad observes.
Tuck answers "Yeah, I know."
"I mean, if Harvey wasn't so young, he might have given us more than this."
"Totally. I think we're ready to put this thing to the test."
Brad and Tuck run off to show Lori The Magic.
Cut to the Loud house. "Hey Lori. Five, six, seven, eight!" They start dancing to The Magic's music.
"What are you doing?" Lori questions.
Brad Tuck spin and point at Lori. "Give us some cash, loser." They quickly back up, afraid of how Lori will react.
"You know, you guys have been helping out a lot. I think you deserve a reward. We can negotiate later in the week, but for now, how's $20 sound?" Lori hands Brad and Tuck two 20 dollar bills and drives away in Vanzilla. "Keep up the good work."
Tuck discovers, "Do you realize what this means?"
Brad asks "We can fix the hole?"
"No, we can do everything we ever wanted!"
Cut to a montage of Brad and Tuck using The Magic to get a bunch of stuff, then they fly down and bump into Lynn. "You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did."
"What, the flying or the hole?" Tuck questions
"What hole?" Lynn asks.
"Dude, get to The Magic, she knows."
"Knows what?"
"Nothing Lynn, we were just leaving." Brad whispers to Tuck. "Kick it to maximum power."
Tuck turns on the keyboard and the two start dancing and singing again. "Five, six, seven, eight! Using the Magic in your face. Sending you back to your place. Let's turn it up some notches while we synchronize our watches." They press buttons on each other's watches. "Boop-boop-bweep—boop-boop-boo-bweep-bee-boo. Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, synchronized." They put on red sweaters. "Go away Lynn, it's time for you to go away."
Brad sings "It's time for you to go to your room!"
"Yeah, Lynn. It's time for you to go to the moon!" Tuck misinterprets which makes Lynn disappear.
"Where'd she go?"
"Uh..."
"Wait a minute. Did you just send Lynn to the moon?"
"Isn't that what you said?"
"No, room! I said to send her to her room, not the moon you idiot! This isn't good. Wish her back."
"But it doesn't work that way."
"What do you mean?"
"I can't see her, can I?"
"Ugh, then we have to go get her."
"But she's going to be peeved!"
"Better than her being dead."
Lori, Jenny and Harvey walk out of the Loud house. "Hey, hey have you two seen Lynn?"
"Tuck sent her to the moon," Brad admits.
Lori asks "Wait, what?"
"We accidentally sent Lynn to the moon with this keyboard and now we have to get her back."
Lori laughs not believing what they said. "Come on, where's Lynn?"
"Ugh! Look, we'll show you."
Cut to later, Tuck is waiting in Vanzilla and sees everyone else come out. "Come on, let's go! Sheesh, you take forever."
"Sorry," Brad admits. "Harvey had to go to the bathroom."
"Twice," Harvey confirms.
Lori questions, "So what do we do?"
"Don't worry, we got it." Brad Tuck start playing the keyboard and singing. "Take us to the moon! Take us to the moon! Woah-oh! Won't you take us to the moon?" The car suddenly vanishes and everyone in the car are hurling through space. They crash-land on the moon. Everybody is heard coughing and moaning. Lori gets up. "What is all this junk?" An assortment of items are sitting before them.
Tuck admits, "Um, don't get mad at me guys, but, uh, I kind of sent a bunch of stuff to the moon while you guys were in the house."
Flashback to Tuck playing with The Magic while singing. "A bunch of baby ducks. Send 'em to the moon! Soda machine that doesn't work. Send it to the moon!" Cut back to present.
Brad scolds, "You dimwit! What else did you send?!"
Suddenly a Moon Monster appears, who is chasing Lynn. Harvey spots her. "Look, it's Lynn! There she is!"
Brad is exasperated by this. "Oh great, it had to be a monster. Tuck, you guys go get Lynn. We'll pick you up."
Harvey goes over to help Brad and Jenny while Lori and Tuck go after Lynn. The Moon Monster, now in possession of Lynn, roars. Tuck sets The Magic down.
"Come on!" Lori says.
"Give me a break, I have to come up with the words you know." Tuck counts on his fingers. "Ok, I got it. G-g-g-go away big monster go-go...no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" He begins playing The Magic but the keyboard begins to lose power. Tuck tries to play The Magic, but it's unresponsive. "Dude, I think the batteries just died."
Lori is exasperated by this "What?!"
The Moon Monster closes in on Tuck and Lori. Brad and Harvey have managed to turn the car upright.
Brad shouts "Hurry up bro!"
"The batteries are dead!" Tuck confirms.
"What?!"
Tuck then recalls what he said about Break dancing. "Break dancing will save your life someday you know. I'm telling ya bro, Break dancing." Back to the present. "I know what to do! Hold this." He hands The Magic to Lori and runs off towards the Moon Monster, who is about to eat Lynn. Tuck begins Break dancing, which distracts the monster. Lynn escapes from the Moon Monster's grip, then runs and grabs Tuck just seconds before the Moon Monster tries to crush him with his fist. Lynn, holding Tuck, runs up to the cart, which is being driven by Brad, along with Harvey, Jenny and Lori. "WHOO! BREAK DANCING!" Lynn and Tuck jump into the car. The Moon Monster chases the car.
"Use your keyboard!" Lynn commands.
Tuck reminds them "The batteries are dead."
Jenny looks back at Monster, who is dangerously close by now. She then opens a secret compartment out of her arm and pulls out an extra set of batteries. Lynn then puts the batteries into the keyboard. "Play it!" Tuck quickly starts playing The Magic. The Moon Monster prepares for a punch. "TAKE US HOME, TAKE US HOME, TAKE US ALL BACK HOME!" They disappear mere seconds before the Moon Monster crushes the van to pieces. Everyone screams as they're launched through space.
They land in Jenny's room. All of the walls break apart and collapse, except for the hole Tuck and Brad made earlier. "Ha ha ha, we did it! Yeah!" Lori swiftly takes the keyboard away. "Hey, that's mine!"
"Nope," Lori confirms. "You sent my sister to the moon so the least you can do is give her your keyboard, right Lynn?"
"Right." Lynn breaks The Magic with knee.
"And let's have it."
"What?" Tuck asks confused.
"THE 40 DOLLARS YOU TWO LITERALLY CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRUD! I know you still got it, now give it back!" Tuck and Brad hand their 20 dollar bills back to Lori.
"Good. Now clean up this mess and get out!" Jenny orders. "Ugh, can you believe this?"
"No," Lynn answers.
Lori, Harvey, Jenny and Lynn leave the room, slamming the door on the way out leaving the two behind.
"This stinks!" Tuck complains. "The hole's still there! Do you think anyone noticed it?"
Brad puts poster over hole. "They won't now!"
"Bro, you're a genius!"
