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NearKunn: Yea this is some impulse kinda fic. But it'll totally be fun! I hope…yea I'm gunna try for as many couples as possible. :D I can't discriminate I guess…anyway I hope you'll all enjoy it as much as I liked writing it.

"First name…Arthur. Last name; Kirkland…this is bloody stupid…"

"C'mon Iggy it's totally fun!"

The Brit rolled his eyes as he continued onward. "Email or Phone? Why would I give you my phone you git?"

"Iggy~!"

"Fine!" He typed in his email quickly ignoring the snickers coming from the American behind him as he read it over his shoulder. "Gender: Male. Birthdate…none of your business…"

"Dude that totally doesn't fly…you look twenty say it was twenty years ago!"

"Fine! And password…Go away America! I'm not typing it in with you watching!"

"Chill dude! I'm totally gone anyway!" He replied walking out of the room and shutting the door behind him.

"Password…"

FlyingMintBunny

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Arthur Kirkland has joined facebook.

Arthur Kirkland is now friends with Alfred F. Jones, Kiku Honda, and twenty other people.

Alfred F. Jones commented on Arthur Kirkland'swall.

Totes said you could man!

Arthur Kirkland What in the bloody hell is "totes"?

Alfred F. Jones Dude~ gt wif it! It totes mean totally yo!

Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt likes this.

Arthur Kirkland I hate you.

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Arthur Kirkland has conquered the northern hemisphere on Pirate Life.

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Why is there no dislike button?

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Matthew Williams commented on Arthur Kirkland's wall.

You hurt my soul my dear!

Arthur Kirkland Who in the hell are you?

Matthew Williams Mattie left his facebook open! And here I see you're friends with him on facebook and yet you blocked me?

Arthur Kirkland Blood hell France! Give me one good reason to unblock you!

Matthew Williams Cyber sex?

Arthur Kirkland Not in a million years. And by the way who is Matthew Williams I didn't even realize they were on my friends list…

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Alfred F. Jones Arthur Kirkland's house eating something weird…

Francis Bonnefoy Save yourself America!

Alfred F. Jones Working on it Dude…

Arthur Kirkland It's not that bad!

Francis Bonnefoy Work harder!

Alfred F. Jones Dude its tots bad!

Arthur Kirkland Is not you wanker!

Alfred F. Jones Is too!

Francis Bonnefoy Who are you talking to America?

Arthur Kirkland Bloody hell? He's blocked so he can't see my comments?

Arthur Kirkland France is a bloody wanker who will hump anything that dares be seen by him!

Matthew Williams I can definitely see them from here my dear. ;) Was that last comment and invitation for me to come over and "see" you? Hon hon hon.

Arthur Kirkland I'm serious! Who the hell is Matthew Williams?

Matthew Williams I'm Canada! And I'd really appreciate it if you guys would stop talking about your sexual endeavors through my account…And if you would pay a little more attention you could read that on my profile I wrote who I was…

Alfred F. Jones Dude Mattie, it totes said you commented on this just now but it's not showing up…what'd you say man?

Matthew Williams Nothing. I said nothing…

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Arthur Kirkland is now friends with Francis Bonnefoy and six other people.

Francis Bonnefoy likes this.

Arthur Kirkland Don't start. I only unblocked you and allowed you to be my friend so that I could destroy you here too.

Francis Bonnefoy ;)

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Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and Francis Bonnefoy have created an alliance on Pirate Life.

Lovino Vargas Spain it's four in the morning, go to bed!

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo No way Lovi! I'm still fighting to keep the Southern Hemisphere here! I'll go to bed when I'm done!

Arthur Kirkland and Lovino Vargas have created an alliance on Pirate Life.

Arthur Kirkland and Lovino Vargas have conquered the Southern Hemisphere on Pirate Life.

Lovino Vargas Now go to bed.

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Arthur Kirkland I am a douche and I love myself so very much! Nothing in the world will ever compare to me!

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Way to finally be honest with yourself.

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Arthur Kirkland I'm super uncool and no matter what I say America is the greatest and I love him.

Alfred F. Jones I knew you loved me!

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Arthur Kirkland I shall spread the love with France every night! ;)

Francis Bonnefoy I shall take you up on this offer my love.

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Arthur Kirkland I'm a bloody big jerk!

Peter Kirkland and four others like this.

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Arthur Kirkland Teach me how to Dougie!

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Arthur Kirkland My favorite song is: Wow I Can Get Sexual too!

Arthur Kirkland And I can when I'm drunk ;)

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Arthur Kirkland posted a video on his profile: The Ultimate Yaoi Fangirl Song English Lyrics

Elizabeta Héderváry likes this.

Kiku Honda I didn't even know you knew this existed Britain-san?

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Arthur Kirkland THE GAME! Awesome~!

Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt likes this.

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Arthur Kirkland You are all a bunch of wankers! I hate you all and hope you burn in hell! I'm changing my password right now!