Disclaimer plus something from the author: Ok I do not own this show slash cartoon because I aint that rich. And cause I have numerous complaints set against me for claiming shows as my own. So maybe one day I'll be caught for it. But not today. Also this a random story that happened to come into my head during a long drive home and filled with words that would make your kids think that this world is full of s%T. OK im done ranting and hide your daughters.
Shows a scene with Jimmy in a bear costume.
Jimmy: Hey kids you know wat time it is.
Kids watching the show yell: Its fun time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!
Jimmy: YESSS!! And you know how we have fun! Counting our crappy ABC crap.
Kids look at the screen and then walk to their parents.
Random Kid: Mommy wat does crap mean?
Mom: OH that's a grown up word and you wont need to know that until your 16.
Screen Manager: Um Mr. Neutron you cant say crap onstage.
Jimmy turns to the guy with a plastered smile.
Jimmy: Oh really. Well my life sucks, I lost someone I loved, im now the new barney, and my dreams are dead gone so fk off!
Jimmy pulls out a shotgun and blows the guys legs off.
Kids scream and run away. Jimmy laughs maniacally and shoots at random people and stuff.
Camera Man: Well I hope the guy is positive for meth or he's just breathing in those gases outside the building on his free time.
Everybody back at retroville watching.
Libby: Look wat you've done Cindy. You've made the poor guy go be screwed in the head.
Cindy: What?! I didn't do anything.
Sheen: Oh yea well then wat did you guys do when he was here and you too went to a hotel together.
Libby looks at Cindy with a shocked expression.
Libby: You had sex with a psycho?!
Cindy: He is not a psycho! And your one to talk. You do it with Sheen!
Libby and Cindy start punching and fighting while Sheen is videoing.
Sheen: Damn! This good. be one of those violent porno movies.
Carl: Ummm I guess not everyones in there right mind today. I mean even Jimmy makes Sheen look normal.
People run wild with guns and wat not. Buildings are destroyed and everyone is screwed up. Bomb blows up some random state and people are partying nekkid out the streetz. California is now its own island.
Hoodie: Well that's the end of it all. I'll just summarize the story. Jimmy becomes a leader of his own tribe. Cindy and Libby are now in the porno bussiness and Sheen is the camera guy. And Carl... well noone knows wat the hell happen to him.
DA END OR A NEW BEGINNING?
Ok thats all of this so called story. I was just bored and wrote it on. I dunno it kinda reminds me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with a little bit of South Park thrown up in there. I know i'll get flamed and probably on the author abuse list. But i couldn't help it man.