It's Sunday, March 12th, 2000, at 6:20 PM
I was about to fly from Chicago Midway to Orlando, Florida
Suddenly, my mean schizophrenia demon called me a "jerk"
Suddenly, I yelled "FUCK YOU!" on the airplane!
At 6:25 p.m. a male airport police officer came on the airplane to eject me
He told me to calm down and catch the next flight
He told me not to curse on the airplane again
Then my keyboard flew to Orlando, Florida alone
At 6:20 a.m. on Monday, March 13, 2000, I flew to Orlando, Florida on Air Tran flight 381
It was a harmony joy ride
At 11:35 a.m I discovered my damaged keyboard
I wasn't happy with it and it pissed me off!