Interviewing Itachi and Kisame:
Blackgal010: Hello!! Welcome to…"Blackgal010's Evil Talk Show!!"
Audience: (applause)
Blackgal010: Today's evil guest is… Itachi and Kisame!!
Audience: ITACHI!! KYA!!
Kisame: Hi girls!! (Waves at the audience while giving flying kisses)
Audience: (Women throw tomatoes at Kisame)
Kisame: Hey! I just washed this!! (Points to his Akatsuki cloak)
Itachi: … As if they cared.
Audience: ITACHII!! You're soo cool!! (Girls faint)
Blackgal010: Uhm…ok…let's settle down now. You two please sit at the couches.
Itachi and Kisame: (sits on the couch)
Blackgal010: Let's get to business shall we? So…Kisame…what are Itachi's secret interests?
Kisame: Intersts eh…He likes watching Barney. (Smirks)
Blackgal010: B-Barney? (Sweat drops)
Kisame: yeah…he's fond of purple stuff…and barney is a violet, idiotic dinosaur…just look at him. (Points to Itachi)
Itachi: (playing with 5 Barney stuffed toys) what? Kisame likes watching Dora the explorer and Go Diego Go with Akasuna no Sasori. That blasted puppet even ordered some lame Dora the Explorer clothes.
Blackgal010: wow…so…Itachi…what does kisame do when he's asleep.
Itachi: He sleepwalks like a stick. The whole organization (Akatsuki) always wakes up when he bangs his head on our wall. And later, Deidara and he sleepwalk to the kitchen…eating…
Blackgal010: Eating what?
Itachi: SUSHI
Kisame: SUSHI!! NO!! (Gasps)
Blackgal010 and Audience: (Gasps)
Itachi: If you don't believe me…let Deidara in.
Deidara enters the stage, waving his hands to the crowd.
Itachi: Show the video, deidara.
Deidara: Ok, un. (Shows video of Kisame and Deidara eating SUSHI together)
Kisame: I-I swear!! I didn't eat the damn SUSHI
Itachi: explain the video.
Deidara: You said it was DELICIOUS, un.
Kisame: I did not!!
Itachi: Really??
Blackgal010: Uhuh…Kisame eating a SUSHI…I never knew that you could betray your comrades…tsk! Tsk!
Kisame: What?! I hate fishes that are cooked! Aww…come on!
Blackgal010: But the SUSHIS were RAW
Kisame: I meant… (sweat drops)
Blackgal010: no excuses!
Sasori comes in with a grim expression on his face.
Kisame: uh…S-Sasori... (Sweat drops)
Sasori: You were the ones who made me sell Ramen!
Kisame: W-What?!
Sasori: You and that Brat (points to Deidara) spent all the food money and made me sell ramen!
Kisame: I-Itachi!! Help!
Itachi: …. (Listening to his Ipod)
Blackgal010: Well…it looks like we ran out of time!! See you again in "Blackgal010's Evil Talk Show"!!
While the ending credits were shown, the angry janitor and Sasori beat the living daylights from poor Kisame while Itachi and Deidara were listening to music.
"End of Story!"
Blackgal010: Poor Kisame…
Kisame: grr…reviews please
Itachi: …