Eliveir: Okay, so i was in a bad mood yesterday, but i feel wonderful today.
Lloyd: You mean besides the immense pain that you are currently in?
Elivier: ...whatever pain i'm in is of no concern to you.
Lloyd: Eh. you are the one who puts me in your intros.
Elivier: Then maybe I'll stop that and use Zelos instead.
Lloyd: It makes no difference to me.
Eliveir: ...I don't feel the love Lloyd!!
Lloyd: That was the point.
Eliveir: I HATE YOU!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Lloyd: I'll just disclaim us then.
Elivier: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! WHY COOKIE WHY?! WHY MUST YOU FORESAKE MEEEEE?!
Lloyd: No matter how much she would wish it Eliveir does not own any of the characters used in the story or Tales of Symphonia as a whole.
Eliveir: PORQUE MARIAAAAA?! POR QUEEEEEE!!
Lloyd: Oo;
Eliveir: STORY ON ALREADY!! IT ISN'T THAT FUN TO WATCH ME CRY!!
Lloyd: ... Yeah it is...
Eliveir: I HATE THE WORLD AND I HATE MY LIFE!!
"AUGH!!"
Zelos rushed into the room he and Lloyd were sharing for the night. The brunette was laying face down on the bed, his breathing low.
"Lloyd!" Zelos gasped. "Lloyd are you okay? Are you alive? ANSWER ME!!"
The chosen ran over to his bud's side and flipped him onto his back. Lloyd lurched forward, smacking his forehead against Zelos'.
"GOD DAMNIT!!" Lloyd bellowed. "I LOST THE DAMN GAME!!"
Zelos stared as his bud continued to rant on. The sore spot on the chosen's forehead went unnoticed.
"Bud," Zelos asked "was all that screaming simply because you lost a game?"
Lloyd whirled around, glaring full force at the redhead. Zelos shrank in his spot.
"NOT A GAME ZELOS!!" Lloyd screamed. "THE GAME!! I LOST THE GAME!!"
Zelos squeaked as Lloyd sat down next to him, radiating anger. Zelos feared for his pathetic life, wishing that the group would come back from shopping.
"L-Lloyd," Zelos stuttered "it can't be that bad…"
"It is Zelos," Lloyd hissed "it is."
"… So… what is the game?" Zelos asked, his voice wavered lightly.
"The game is the game Zelos." Lloyd explained. "You are always playing the game, but you can never win the game. You lose the game as soon as you remember the game. You have a thirty minute period to forget the game as soon as you remember the game. The purpose of the game is to get the entire planet playing the game. Once you lose the game you must say vocally that you have lost the game."
Zelos raised an eyebrow.
"That is what's got you so frustrated?" He asked. "Doesn't sound like it is worth the aggravation Lloyd."
"It gets annoying." Lloyd sighed.
"Oh well. I guess I'm playing it now."
Lloyd smiled maliciously. Zelos fidgeted nervously as the red clad teen stood.
"I suppose you are." He laughed. "Heh heh heh… HA HA HA… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Lloyd walked out of the room laughing manically. Zelos frowned as he stood up and followed Lloyd out. Surely the teen had to be exaggerating?
Eliveir: Zelos you fool.
Zelos: Hey!
Eliveir: YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING!!
Lloyd: Stop yelling.
Eliveir:I'm sorry Lloyd!
Lloyd: Whatever. Just end the story. We all know how much you want to go write the next chapter.
Eliveir: True... Well please Review my story nya!
Zelos: She is one scary flat chested hoe.
Eliveir: -vein pop-
Lloyd: Baaaaad move Zelos.
Zelos: Oh sh-
Eliveir: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
-to be continued-
