Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/GT or anything else by the esteemed and awesome Akira and anyone who thinks otherwise must fall at the hands of a VERY ticked off M. Trunks!

A/N: No offense to anyone who accepts the horror that is YAOI, but I got sick and tired of these two innocent Chibis being portrayed as lovers (COME ON, people, SERIOUSLY!! If Toriyama didn't write it into their characters, then IT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE THAT WAY!!) As an act of rebellion and as a pure fan, I took it apon myself to start my own NO YAOI INVOLVED fic series starring the spawn of Saiyans! This is Goten and Trunks at the best point in their lives, doing what only they can: GETTING INTO MISCHIEF! This is my second fic in this category, so I hope everyone is in character WARNING!! This is what happens when you get thirsty for a good, clean, honest fic and have time on your hands to call it into existance.

This is set IMMEDIATELY after the defeat of Kid Buu, before our lovable Chibis grow up. I think by now, Goten is 8 and Trunks is 9.

Vegeta: ONNA!! Who cares?! Just get on with the darn story so we can all go home! If you don't, I'll Final Flash you into the next dimension!

BW: Who asked YOU?! Besides, you can't hurt me anyway, VEGGIE--SAN!

Vegeta: And why not, baka onna? *Smirks, daring the author to answer without sounding stupid*

BW: Because, dear Veggie-san, I have the ability to lock you into Budokai Tenkaichi 3, where there is this mode that forces you to stand there and do nothing while GOKU-SAN unleashes DRAGON FIST on you over and over and over again!! **Giggles evilly and reaches for the PS2 ON switch**

Vegeta: NO ONNA!! **turns to readers for help** Don't let her do it, I BEG of you all!! Maybe if she gets some reviews, I shall be saved from this impending humiliation!! REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF MY DIGNITY!!

BW: **Smirks** Like anyone wants to save YOU from the most awesome Tenkaichi game yet, you baka no Ouji! Consider yourself doomed!

Vegeta: **wimper**

"Trunks! TRUUUUUUUUUNKKS!!!! Where is that rascal? TRUNKSS!!"

Bulma Briefs hollered for her half-Saiyan son two more times before shrugging and sighing in defeat. He's probably with Goten. Those two! No wonder they learned Fusion so fast, they're practically attached to the hip BEFORE they fuse! Bulma grinned at the thought of the two chibis' brotherly bond, then went back to the workshop. I just hope those boy don't get into TOO much trouble. "What am I thinking?! With those two around, everything and anything can and will happen!"

Bulma knew the two half-Saiyans way too well. . .

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"Trunks! C'mon! Gohan is gonna beat us to Fire Mountain if you don't hurry up!" the youngest son of Goku giggled as he glanced behind him at the purple-haired son of Vegeta, who was two lengths behind.

"It's not my fault that your brother cheated! He turned Super after we all agreed to NOT transform! Your Dad cheated BIG TIME too. Instant Transmission is against the rules!"

"Well, by the time we were going to explain that, he was already gone. Hey, I've got an idea, Trunks! Why don't we just take the shortcut Mom told us about? We'll beat Gohan for sure!"

"You mean the shortcut that goes underground and ends up inside the lava chamber near the mouth of the volcano?"

"Yep! That's the one!" Goten beamed, proud that he had come up with such a brilliant plan.

"ARE YOU INSANE??!! Goten, there is a reason that your mom said that the shortcut is OFF LIMITS!!" Trunks hollered, waving his arms furiously like he always did when he was enraged and making an obvious point.

"There is?" his oblivious friend asked, his eyes wide as saucers. Trunks nearly fainted in disbelief, the telltale sweatdrop forming on the back of his head.

"Do the words—never mind. Let's just take the stupid shortcut and beat Gohan so we won't have to skip lunch!"

The two blasted off and entered a small hole in the side of a grass-covered cliff. Goten yelled in glee as he led Trunks on a merry chase through a maze of tunnels. The lavender-haired chibi grinned as he felt for their rival's chi and found that Gohan was directly above them.

"We're under your brother! Speed up and we can pass him!"

The two troublemakers picked up the pace, not knowing that the oldest son of Goku knew exactly what they were up to. . .

Those little brats! They think that I can't sense their chi because they're underground and at low power?! Ha! Gohan grinned, then cringed as he remembered that his mother had strict instructions that he was to take care of Goten and if ANYTHING happened to his little brother, she was going to make sure Gohan entered Otherworld sooner than he was supposed to! Oh man! I've gotta stop them from taking that shortcut! The SSJ older brother narrowed his teal eyes. Focusing on an area ahead of him on the ground, Gohan let loose with an energy hailstorm.

Rocks began raining down in front of Goten, making him stop short with a squeak of surprise. Seconds later, the tunnel in front of the boys was reduced to rubble. Wide-eyed, the two half-Saiyans scooted backwards on their rears, shaking in terror.

"G—G—Goten, I think y—y—your brother is trying to K—KILL us!"

"Huh? Naw! Gohan would never hurt me. Maybe the shortcut is angry and wants us to take the OTHER tunnel!"

"You are such an idiot sometimes—wait, there's another way?"

"Sure! There are FIVE more ways! C'mon, I'll show you!"

"Aaaalll Riiiiiiiight Goteeeeenn!" Trunks sang, "Let's go!"

Gohan smacked his forehead as he sensed the chibis' energy enter a different route to the volcano. Darn them! They know about the other routes! Only one thing to do . . . Again, Gohan aimed and fired rapidly. His little brother's chi faded briefly then was back full force, and the older half-breed quickly lowered the intensity of the blasts. The last thing he needed right now was for a rockslide to bury those two for good. Gohan followed the boys and relentlessly blocked their path until the only way out of the tunnel was through the main entrance. The older Saiyan gave a sigh of relief and began to turn away. That should do it for a—wait! Goten is powering up?! What?!

Gohan suddenly knew and he began to sweat heavily as his ears picked up Goten's familiar squawk coming from deep under ground.

"Kaaaa"

Oh, no you wouldn't!

"Meeee"

"DON'T DO IT, GOTEN!!!"

"Kaaaaa"

If he unleashes that attack, the whole place is going to collapse and I'll lose them both! "GOTEN, STOP!!"

"MEE"

Gohan closed his eyes and waited. He waited for his little brother to release the gathered energy. He waited for the mountain to collapse under the sheer force of the blast. He waited for two strong life chis to disappear for good. He waited, and silently apologized. What have I done?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

There was a massive explosion as the tiny but mighty energy wave blasted the tunnel and the mountainside to rubble. The source of the mighty attack faded, then weakened. As the dust cleared, Gohan was faced with his ultimate nightmare, and the young Saiyan threw his head back and uttered a heart-wrenching roar that echoed off the cliffs and seemed to come from his shattered soul.

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Goten's chi was completely gone.

WAHAHAHAHAA!! Don't you just LOVE cliffhangers?! Don't worry, this fic has not ended in death, dear readers!

Vegeta: **from under the bed** Pity! Why not? The less Spawn of Kakarot I have to deal with, the better!

BW: I told you to shut up baka Ouji and my threat still stands. The reason is because I have this rule to NEVER KILL OFF THE MAIN CHIBIS ESPECIALLY IN THE FIRST CHAPTER!! Sorry, but the Spawn of Kakarot will continue to wreak havoc on you as long as the reviewers and fans want the cutest Saiyan to stick around.

Vegeta: If the Baka is not dead then why can't that idiot sense his chi?!

BW: Maybe if you're extremely lucky then you'll find out in the next chapter. My readers will find out regardless of your luck, because holding my story hostage because people are not responding is just stupid and cruel. I WILL post another chapter as soon as I can as time allows. Meanwhile, **Reaches again for the PS2**

Vegeta REVIEW, EARTHLINGS!! My time is short and she has the look that Freiza had when he was tormenting me!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI HEEELLPP!!

BW: Stop bugging them, Veggie-san! If they want to flame, advise, or review, that's THEIR choice. **Sighs** Next chapter I am DEFINITLY going to use someone other than Vegeta to help me with this! See you all later!