Chapter One
An: It's my sequel to Deku.
That's really all there is. I'm writing this at the time as my humour/angst hybrid of tremendous stupidity, so updates may be slow. Sit still and be patient!
You may notice a sad bit or two Coughdeathcough. but this isn't my H/A.
So, with all that said, sit back and enjoy!
Remi had a dream.
It was what some people called silly, but Remi wanted to be the world's first Buddha/Nun hybrid.
She wanted to take over Buddhapest and rename it Buddhanun, and she wanted to meet Odolwa, and she wanted to have bananas for her dinner every night.
But those two things have nothing to do with anything.
Goron City was very empty today.
You want to know why?
Because the gorons were all away auditioning for the next Beauty and the Beast Broadway musical. This is something the gorons think very important, and although they are rejected year after year, they just kept on trying. Bless 'em.
They just don't learn.
"Okay, boys!" Darunia said, "Lets give it all we got this year! There's no way they can't sign us on this year!"
"Yeah!" The rest of the gorons agreed.
Suddenly, there was a loud bang.
A woman suddenly stood on the stage, and she looked very unhappy.
"Dammit!" She yelled angrily. "Wasn't that special effects guy supposed to get the big smokey cloud thing ready for me?"
The gorons stared on, captivated.
"That's nice, darling," The director said. "But your supposed to audition by singing."
"Shut up!" The woman snapped.
"Bcock?" Sam asked.
"No, Sam." The second judge replied.
"Bcock cluck cluck bcock?"
Everyone was now staring at the small cucco.
"Heh.. Bcock…"
Not many people know this, but the goron, Link, also had a dream.
He wanted to get into Cambridge.
But the problem is, he just isn't smart enough.
And studying is particularly annoying if you have a someone singing into your ear the whole time.
"Call out the navy, call out the something.. Erm.. Something something, something and something!"
"Shut up!" Link G. screamed, throwing down his book. "Just SHUT UP!"
Somewhere, in a far off place in Hyrule, Link and Malon were playing at Power Rangers.
"It's morphin' time!" Link cried.
"Tyranosaur!" Malon shouted.
"Stegosaur!" Link yelled back.
"Pfft." Talon said. "When I was young, the only power the Power Rangers had was their own power! None of this "morphin'" nonsense!"
An: It is I! It is a Friday! Pie is good!
I was torn between Malon and Links "Power Rangers" or having Link sing:
I take a whisky drink,
I take a malty drink,
And if I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.
Look for transformers and the Return of the Deku in later chapters, along with Link and Malon writing a letter to Mr George Lucas of "Beardy Town", with Lawrence using the word "perpendicular" on the side.
So, with that said, Read and Review!