Congratulations! You are now the maniac owner of an insane Cyclonus!
Technical Specifications:
Name: Cyclonus
Orientation:None
Alignment: Decepticon
Manufacturer: Galvatron and Seeker, Underwater Base, Earth
Date of Production: 3/14/10
Coloring: Purple, Blue, White, Black, Red, and Yellow
Height: 41.3 Ft
Weight: 4 Tons
Installation:
Your Cyclonus is a feisty little thing, which is why he is delivered with chains around him. To start him up, simply pour rocket fuel into his mouth and he'll boot up immediately. When he starts up, he will pull on the chains. Do not unchain him. Calmly tell him that Galvatron wants him to be looked after by you. That will shut him up..
Accessories:
Your Cyclonus comes with
A handy communicator
A lovely gallon of rocket fuel{for start up}
A photo album of Galvatron.
Compatibility:
Galvatron: Your Cyclonus is the SIC of this unit. Do not piss him off.
Optimus Prime: Galvatron units are enemies of this unit, therefore, so are Cyclonus units.
Scourge: A comrade, but nothing more.
Ultra Magnus: Your Cyclonus will hate this unit. Be warned of return death threats and law suits.
Function Settings:
SIC: Your Cyclonus is the SIC for Galvatron. Be warned of "All hail Galvatron!" every five minutes.
Soldier: Your Cyclonus is a lean, mean, Autobot fighting machine! With a pointy head too!
Fanatic: Your Cyclonus is mildly fanatic with Galvatron. He'd probably believe that Galvatron isPrimus if Galvatron said so.
Decepticon: Your Cyclonus is bloodthirsty animal. Be warned of law suits.
Needs:
Your Cyclonus unit requires 7 hours of recharge and 4 Energon cubes. However, if he is serving Galvatron, he'll probably get none of that.
Troubleshooting:
Q:My Cyclonus is going around shooting people and Transformers!
A: *sigh*We all knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Your Cyclonus is being possessed by a Starscream unit's ghost. There is nothing you can do about. But if you have a Galvatron unit, you can tell him that Optimus Prime is being possessed by Starscream and he really adores Galvatron. Tell him that to stop Starscream, he has to kiss Optimus Prime. Then run. Fast.
Q: My Cyclonus doesn't stop talking about how wonderful Galvatron is! Make it stop!
A: Yes, we know. This is what we mean by fanatic. Send him back if you want, but you aren't getting money or another unit back.