It was another quite day in the task force head courters, as everyone was busy doing something that I am too lazy to say what it was. So as everyone was doing their own thing to thing and solve the KIRA case and catch Kira, no one had notice that L had moved.
"Everyone, after great research and your help, I now know who Kira is." Until he spoke up.
The room was filled with gasps as L had said this. THE L had solved the case, o joy to the world we're all saved. Woo! Matsuda was the first to speak up.
"W-who is it Ryuuzaki?" He asked with his big adorable puppy eyes. Ryuuzaki just simply pointed over to across the room.
"Him," came the very intelligent answer from the world's greatest detective, everyone was confused to say the least.
"Watari?" The old man/ famous inventor raised his eyebrows, surely L didn't suspect him. The only person he saw as a father, the only person that he could come to, surely not? L rolled his eyes at the stupidly that the whole task force, really, how hard is it to solve this case? The answer was right in front of them...or well really, to the left, but that's beside the point.
"No him." L once again pointed in the same direction. Everyone looked again but couldn't see what L was pointing at until...
"QUACK!"
A small fully grow duck quacked. Now if you thought everyone was confused at first, you would want to try now. They all stared at L like he had suddenly grown three more heads.
"Ryuzaki...you do know that that's a duck, right?" L's right eye twitched.
"DON'T QUESTION ME!" He shouted in a totally out of character out bust. Matsuda sank slowly back into his chair with a little 'meep'.
L once again pointed at the duck, "This duck is Kira," and now the duck (whom I'm naming Jimmy,) is confused...he didn't think he hurt anyone...sure there was this one time when he pecked a little girl with dark brown hair...but he didn't kill her. L continued, "Now arrest this duck, and case closed!"
So now Jimmy was put in hand cuffs, arrested, sentenced to death for being Kira, and then stuffed in a roast and is now in some fat guy's tum-tum. Everyone rejoiced in Jimmy's/Kira's death, and they all praised L, blah-blah-blah. Happy ever after right?
Wrong!
L sighed as his blue rubber duckie floated towards him and hit is bare chest. A nice hot bath was just what he needed to relax. L pondered over his little day-dream and came up with something...
...if only life was that simple.
That's all folks
XD I've always wanted to say that. Hi everyone...I'm not dead..yet. Any this was going to be a comic...but I got bored and wrote it up instead so P.
Little notice for 'Blind Lies'...the next chapter wont be up for a while as I keep on asking Nina to send me what she as done of chap 6 (which is not alot -_-') seeing as I have all most finished chaper 7 and that kinda stupid...uploading chapter 7 before chapter 6...
Anyway...review for yaoi!!
~Kyarorain xox