Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans...if I did, they would probably sneak through my bedroom window and kill me while I sleep for this...

~*A present for my friend, ChocolateCurlz, who never fails to make me jealous with how beautifully she draws.*~

This...was a random idea at 2am...do not attempt to understand, it will destroy you mentally and spiritually...

Whipped Cream Showers

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There was a significant pause as the room's occupants stilled.

"There…is no explanation for this that I wanna hear, is there?" Cyborg asked, organic eye wide open and shocked. The room was covered, floor to ceiling, in various food toppings…not to mention the occupants themselves…

"Nope, not really," beamed a nearly o-natural Boy Wonder, saved by a singular towel and his mask, and of all things…holding a can of whipped cream like a lethal weapon. Heck, he even had it on the side, like a 'gangsta'…

To be fair, Beast Boy was hanging from the ceiling brandishing a pair of chocolate and caramel topping dispensers in a fairly disconcerting manner… Cyborg felt his face blank of any emotion but fear as the pair turned to him, one in ninja-stance on the floor in a towel, the other hanging from a light fixture, wearing nothing but some whipped cream and a smirk…holding onto something deliciously evil… If he survived this, he would kill them both.

Then they attacked.

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Pausing as they passed the Tower's common shower room, Starfire gazed about the corner and turned back to her dark female companion with wide eyes. "Please Raven, is it of the normal for there to be showers of the white cream of whipping deliciousness in the bathroom?"

The dark mystic paused to look into the room herself, finding three unconscious team members lying in various positions about the room. Robin facedown and sinking slowly in a pile of the white cream…sprinkles decorating his thoroughly 'topped' hair in a decorative manner, Beast Boy upside down and stuck to a nearby locker with some form of marshmallow goo…not to mention Cyborg! The semi-robotic teen was hanging from the very same light fixture Beast Boy had attacked him from earlier, decorated in enough toppings, cream, sprinkles and various fruits to make a heck of a sundae for any passing cannibal. He was currently snoring loudly.

Raven leant back around the doorway to confront the large, sparkling green eyes of Starfire, "Well, friend Raven?"

She hefted out a sigh, wondering why these questions always fell to her to answer and glanced back at the hovering, trusting Tamaranian after a particularly spectacular eye roll. "Sure, why not? Happens every Thursday…come naked!"

Raven's eyes went wide with a mixture of horror and disbelief as a crumpled bundle of purple outfit and boots hit her in the face…she didn't stay to see the show…but she did stash a suspicious looking can under her long robe for later…

The End.

So...now that you're scarred for life, would you mind putting in a review for me?

This is my first Cartoon Teen Titan fic...after all.

Please do not attempt to gouge out your eyes with a salad fork, it only makes it worse...

~*SailorSilvanesti*~