AN: This is my first fanfiction on , but not my first ever. It's also my first yaoi fanfic, so I hope you all enjoy it. The beginning is a little short, but no worries. If I get a few good reviews, I'll work on the next chapter. TOODLES!

Zim walked home from school, his black eye giving him an eruption of headaches. "Those stupid dirty Earth pigs! How dare they harm Ziiiim?" He yelled, making the people around him look in his direction. "The filthy bus left before I could get on… Why is Zim cursed with a bad luck demon?" Zim shook his fists at a dog. It whimpered and ran off. Zim gave an evil grin. "That is right…you smelly earth beast! RUN FROM ZIIIIIM!" He cackled evilly.

"Do you see that Gaz? Yelling to himself for no reason! He's definitely planning something!" Dib put his super high-tech binoculars into his school bag and continued to follow Zim. Gaz walked next to him, playing her videogame. She huffed and ignored him, still angry that the bus left so early. In fact, no one got a chance to get on it. The driver zoomed away as the kids were banging on the sides, yelling at him to let them in.

"You know Dib…you're not the only one who yells to yourself. I'm going to Bloaty's Pizza hog. Are you coming?" Gaz turned to walk on the crosswalk, then stopped and turned to him. "Just forget I asked. You're too busy playing with Zim." She walked across to the side, yelling before she was out of speaking range. "I hope he does horrible experiments on you." She turned the corner and out of sight.

Dib just rolled his eyes and continued to follow Zim. "Oh…he won't have a chance to perform those nasty experiments on me! One of these days…I'll get him! Then I'll be famous, and live in a really big house and keep all my captured paranormal creatures in my basement!" He laughed manically, and walked into a pole. "…Nnn…" He passed out from the smack against the pole. -

He woke up a while later, on a doctor's table, strapped down. "W-what? Where am I?" Dib struggled for a minute, but gave up in defeat, out of breath. The youth decided to look around, and found himself in a medium sized room, with it's main color being red. He looked to the wall and noticed a weird symbol, that looked like an alien anteater. …Wait….Alien! "I'm in Zim's base!" Dib yelled to himself. He looked around when he heard an evil chuckle.

"That's right, you disgusting Earth stink! I have captured you after your large head connected with that sign post!" Zim laughed, walking out of the shadows, and stopped next to the table.

"MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!" Dib yelled, his eye twitching. Seriously! Why does everyone say that about his head? My head is normal sized! He strained against the straps. "Why do you have me here? Are you going to perform disgusting, sick experiments on me?"

"Hehehe….yes…yes I am." Zim laughed for a second, a calm laugh, as if he wasn't about to cut a human open. "GIR!" He yelled into a microphone. "GET DOWN HERE AND BRING THE DISECTION TOOLS!"

"Okey dokey!" The little robots voice was heard from all over. Gir crashed in through a glass window from the side of the room, leading into another room. He ran over and stood next to Zim, his head opening to reveal a table full of scalpels and needles and, from what Dib could see, a pizza cutter.

"Zim! You won't get away with this!"Dib's voice was panicked, and he gulped when Zim picked up a large scalpel. Dib, just at this moment, noticed his shirt and coat were gone. He saw dotted lines starting from the middle of his chest, ending at the top of his belly button. "You're crazy Zim!"

Zim laughed a strange, mentally challenged laugh, that seemed in between of a snort, a laugh, and a cough. "You would've done the same thing to me human! We're both curious as to what each other's insides look like, right?" Dib screamed as Zim laughed evilly, holding the scalpel to the tip of the dotted line. Just then, this dissection of doom was interrupted by a beeping sound on the intercom. 'Someone has stepped foot on the premises.'

Zim's laughter ended shortly, as he threw down the scalpel. "I'll be back, Dib-human!" He ran off, going into the elevator and putting on his disguise at the same time. It was quiet, and Gir was just standing there, staring at a TV. The TV was blank.

Dib decided he could try getting Zim's little robot to let him free. "Hey uh….'Gir' was it?" Gir turned his head to Dib, a big goofy smile on his face. Dib raised an eyebrow. "Ah…how about you let me go? If you do…I'll….get you everlasting….piggys, and monkeys, and tacos, and waffles."

Gir shrieked and ran around the table. "PIGGY! MONKEY! TACO! WAAAAFFLEEEEESSSS!" He banged his head against the wall and shot lasers all around. This robot must have ADHD….and ADD, definitely.

"Yeah yeah. But you have to let me go first." Dib sighed, raising an eyebrow. Gir walked over happily, and cut the ties constricting Dib. "And uh…I have to leave to get them first. So help me find a way out, where Zim won't see me." Dib stood up and put his shirt back on, then his coat covering it.

"OKAY!" Was the only thing Gir said. He led Dib to a hollowed out machine and they both stood in it, then were teleported to the kitchen. Dib walked out and peeked into the living room. It was empty, so he ran to the door and opened it. He looked back to Gir.

"Thanks." Dib slammed the door and ran home. - Later, he was sitting on his couch, eating chips and watching Mysterious Mysteries. "Boy Gaz! I saw a lot of stuff in Zim's base! I even stole some equipment when Gir was helping me escape." He held up a chip with lots of designs on it. "It looks like one of those little discs I can put in my laptop, so I'm going to do that and figure out what this does. I bet it has an evil scheme of his on it! Oh boy…he's gonna be sorry he ever messed with me!"

Gaz glared at him and stood up. "Your voice is giving me a headache." She walked to the door leading into the kitchen, then stopped and looked at him. "Speaking of heads, what's that on your overgrown cranium? It's some weird alien device."

"Huh?" Dib patted his head all around, then felt a little metal thing. He took it off and looked at it. "I'm guessing it's a tracking device." Dib paused, then crushed it hurriedly, and ran off towards his room. Gaz rolled her eyes and left the living room as well. - Dib sat in his room and set the little disc on his dresser. He eyed it suspiciously, then shrugged. "I'll figure out what you do tomorrow. Right now I need to rest. It's late and I have school tomorrow. AND I'm talking to myself again. I really need to stop that." He grabbed the disc then hid it in some secret hiding place he had, then dropped into his bed, falling into a deep sleep.

:D I guess that's it for now. Please leave good reviews. Btw, it'll get more ZADR. It's my first fanfic anyways. So ya.