Disclaimer: Hetalia: Axis Powers belongs to Hidekazu Himaruya.
"Allen speaking"
America speaking to Allen
"Speech"
'Thinking'
America, also known as the amazing Alfred F. Jones, was laying on his American flag bedspread, eagle-spread as he stared up at his ceiling. His usually clear sky blue eyes hidden by glasses that laid by his side, were slightly unfocused as if in deep thought, and covered by his messy wheat blond hair. It was late, almost midnight and the air was that of a typical hot summer night in Virginia in his self-built Victorian style home.
"'Merica, go to sleep already. You know that the last of the world meetings is tomorrow and I don't want to give them any openings to gripe out you." a smooth Southern accent whispered across America's mind.
"But I'm not tired at all, I have too much energy to sleep."
"Oh. Well, I know of something great to get rid of all that extra energy. Come over here for the night. It's boring here by myself, and you know bad things happen when I'm bored." the voice said as America rolled off his bed.
"Yes I know, but it sounds like your trying to cover up how much you miss me and want me near by. Or you just want to jump me the moment you see me."
"Ah, you know me too well, so get your butt here so I can 'jump you', as you so elegantly put it."
America softly laughed as he walked down the long hallway to the door on the left and slipped inside, the soft click echoing throughout the empty house. There was a low hum, a glow of white light, and all was silent once again.
_(Next Day)_
Walking down the hallway to the world meeting held this time in New York, America did a last-minute check on his fake persona.
"Notes with nonsense ideas and doodles?"
"Check."
"Messy suit with bomber jacket?"
"Looks ugly and hides your hot body, but check."
"Shake and bag of burgers?"
"Check. Alfie, you know if you just give up on these nations and let me take charge, we can make sure they don't underestimate you or put you down ever again, and you won't have to go through this anymore."
"You know I can't do that Al, I have to show the idiots a stupid, annoying, hero mask so they don't freak out about our actual intelligence and get in the way of our carefully created subtle plans. Letting them know there is a strong world power is bad enough, but if they knew I had intelligence to back it up, all that hard work would be for nothing. Besides, we're already slightly weakened from the economic issues we've been dealing with lately."
"At least admit that we'd kick butt if we had to blow our cover."
"Stats and multiple calculations show high percentage of success, so sure." America sighed as he continued speed walking towards the meeting room.
If one was to pass by America in the hallway, they would be slightly concerned at what seemed to be a hallucinating or insane American talking to thin air. In actuality, the personification of the United States of America, has a severe form of Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder). Ever since a certain incident in America's childhood, his other personality, Allen or Al for short, was born and took care of America through any means necessary except for possessing America's body without permission.
"Hurry up, you're already fifteen minutes late from our usual ten minute late arrival."
America growled as he got closer to the meeting room, already starting to hear the normal loud yells and fights breaking between nations.
"I wouldn't be late if someone hadn't decided to have their way with me right before I had to get ready for the meeting. Especially when they know I like to cuddle after a hot round of sex."
"Well that someone better fuck off 'cause no one touches what's mine, and you Alfie, belong to me."
"I'd hope I belonged to you. You're all I want and you know that. As if I'd ever let anyone get as close and intimate with me as you do and nothing will ever change that."
"What about Canada?" growled Allen jealousy. "He's seen under your mask too and he knows what you hide below it. Same with England, except he's too much of an ass to even truly care about you, despite his recent actions of 'caring'."
"I've only allowed both of them to see what I want them to see, and no will ever get truly close. I can't trust any of them. Now stop getting jealous and be quiet, it's showtime and I need concentration for my marvelous acting skills."
Feeling Al's mental eye-roll at his dramatics, the american took one final glance at his appearance before bursting through the meeting room, slamming the doors wide open into the walls.
"Hey, you guys! Sorry I'm late, but the hero has arrived. The awesome Mickey D's took longer than expected, but I am here now." yelled America walking towards his seat with a wide grin, already biting into one of the many, many burgers in his bag.
"Bloody wanker, next time skip getting that heart disease you call food and get here on time, especially when you're hosting the meeting!" yelled a red faced England to America.
"We've already had to delay this meeting because of you, and some of us need to go to urgent meetings with our bosses right after this so hurry and get this meeting started!"
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"...and so, by building this giant robot, we can stop pollution and finally achieve world peace! Great idea right? Of course I came up with because I'm the hero!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"Robots, that sounds like a wonderful idea, where on earth are ya getting such great ideas Alfie?"
"From my ass, since I'm not supposed to say anything intelligent. I wish I didn't have to spew this crap, but since they don't expect any semi-intelligence from me, they just tune out whatever I say and argue with each other. Even when I won the Cold War, they all thought it was luck including Russia, the commie bastard."
"That's 'cause their heads are in their asses. But don't worry about it, because I know how smart you truly are, and that's all you need."
"America, are you even paying attention to this meeting anymore?" barked a very irritated Germany. He had spent the last four hours listening to other nations argue and not get anything done (again) while trying to get them accomplish something for once, and also had to deal with Italy clinging onto his arms, causing his brother to yell at him and call him potato bastard.
"ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BE QUIET AND LEAVE. WE AREN'T GETTING ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED AT ALL, SO IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS, BRING THEM UP AT THE NEXT MEETING. WITHOUT THE FIGHTING!" Germany finally yelled as he slammed his hands on the table, red in the face.
As the nations all packed up their notes and started leaving in groups out the conference room, Germany called for England, France, China, America, Russia, Japan, and N. Italy on order of all their bosses.
"Ah, I remember my boss did have important new to give to me, aru. Though I didn't know it involved the childish nations, aru. Come sit by me Japan, away from these crazy Western nations, aru." called out a smiling China to his former colony.
"Ah, no thank you China. I would like to sit right here." Japan said, as polite as ever as he tried to avoid a now depressed and clingy China.
Once all the requested nations gathered and the room was swept twice for stray nations (aka Sealand or Prussia) and possible listening or recording devices (planted by Prussia), the impromptu meeting began.
"Mon ami, what on earth is this meeting for anyway." said France as he started to grope a blushing England, who then promptly sent a fist into the Frenchman's face while hollering about perverted frogs keeping their hands to themselves.
"Our bosses are here, so everybody shall be quiet now, da?" spoke a creepily smiling Russia as he watched all of their bosses entering through the door.
"We have very big, important news to give that we wanted to get over with all at once instead of individual meetings that affect all of you. Due to threat of 'Personification Secrecy' and some internal and economical problems all over the world, including Europe and Asia, most of the world leaders have decided to put their nations' personifications into hiding." one boss started off.
"However, some of our locations including everyone here but America's locations have been compromised and thus we've moved to our last option. America's boss was willing to let those here to stay with America in their location as it can accommodate many for long periods of time until we can terminate the threats." another boss continued.
"So, have fun being together for an undetermined time starting at the end of this week, and you all must agree to be at least civil with each other and have no cause to go to war once this situation is over. Goodbye!" finished another boss, and all headed out, all mentally calculating the possible scenarios and bills from property damage, while also slightly snickering at the situation their troublesome nations were now in.
Inside the room was a stunned silence surrounding the shocked nations at the latest revelation that they're bosses just dropped.
"WHAT?"
"Oh fuck."