The idea for this story came up when a couple of friends and I were RPing for Hetalia and talking about A Very Potter Sequel at the same time. Eventually, it turned into this. I hope y'all enjoy reading it. Characters are mainly based off personalities. However, Harry Potter shall be Sealand and not America, for the sake of USUK (but more on that story later on.)
Before reading this story, if you haven't already, I suggest watching A Very Potter Sequel (if you're into Harry Potter). It's a parody musical of Harry Potter. It's a sequel to A Very Potter Musical, but it's also a sort of prequel. Anyway, just simply visit You Tube and type in A Very Potter Sequel or A Very Potter Musical. It's very funny~
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, Harry Potter, or A Very Potter Musical.
In this chapter, Germany is Lucius, Prussia is Yaxley, and Sealand is mentioned in place of Harry Potter.
Enjoy!
Germany scowled, looking up from his watch, making eye contact with his older brother. "West. You're late."
Prussia simply rolled his eyes in response. "Late? What's it matter? Look at this morning's Times. The hero does it again! The Dark Lord dead – for good! I knew it! We backed the wrong side… AGAIN!"
With a scowl, the younger brother shook his head. "Calm yourself, East."
"All us Death Eaters are going to Azkaban now!" Prussia continued to moan, "Noo! No, no, noooo!" He even stamped his foot for emphasis.
Germany sighed impatiently, "do you have what I sent you for or not?"
"Yeah, I got it," he thrust a small package at his younger brother, "I had to break into the UN for it, but I got it."
"Excellent," Ludwig allowed himself a rare smile.
"You should see the UN! The Dark Lord not dead more than a day and they've already got the World Police after us!" The albino muttered bitterly.
"Damn those World Police!" A quick shake of the head, "well… None of that matters anymore… Now that we have this…"
"Who do you think you are? We don't stand a chance against the World Police! Not even you, West!"
Germany nearly growled. "Don't ever tell me what I can't do! I'd watch your tongue if I were you! For all we know, you-know-who could be watching us…"
"He can't! He's dead!" Prussia cried.
"That never stopped our plans before! You've no idea what I have in store. You really think you'd be at my door if we had nothing to discuss? He may be gone, but that is just as well… Come inside, don't you fret. For it's not over yet!" Germany turned on his heel, smirking to himself, striding with purpose, much like a military official. Prussia and a gaggle of Death Eaters followed, the Death Eaters singing his praise.
"Evil plans! We are making evil plans! Evil deeds with evil hands! We are making evil plans!"
Once they were all situated around a table, one of the Death Eaters spoke up, "Ludwig, why have you called us here?"
Another piped in, "what do we do, Germany?"
"There's nothing to do! The Dark Lord is dead, Peter Kirkland wins, end of story!" Another answered.
Germany felt like facepalming at the Death Eaters' stupidity, "yes, I know, I know. He marries Liechtenstein, they live happily ever after. There is literally no way to move forward from this point!" He slammed his fist down on the table, startling a few Death Eaters.
"Then why are we here?" Prussia asked snidely. "Trying to relive the glory days, West?"
"Shut up, Bruder. I was just getting to that. Peter Kirkland. We're in this sorry state because of him! And to think of all the chances we had to destroy him! Why if we had destroyed him at his first year at Hogwarts, we'd be ruling the world right now!"
"Yes, Ludwig, no one is arguing that," a Death Eater from before sighed.
"What does it matter, we can't change the past!"
"Oh?" Germany raised an eyebrow at a rather pudgy Death Eater. "I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown off our track, but if we can't move forward… why shouldn't we move back?" He stood, "friends and companions of evil and sin! Think not of loss, but of a new way to win! For what is present without a beginning to start it all?"
"Go on," Prussia prompted, suddenly interested.
"There is a hero that everyone knows. The plan is simple: I propose that we choke the weed before it grows up and ends it all! Do you follow me?"
"No."
"The Dark Lord would have survived, had they never met."
"So you're saying he wouldn't be destroyed?"
"He'd be alive, what don't you get?" Ludwig rolled his eyes. He was surrounded by imbeciles.
"Still not understanding…"
"With Kirkland gone, the future will be set!"
A chorus of realization spread throughout the room.
"So it's not over yet!" Germany grinned.
"Evil plans!" The Death Eaters praised his genius once more, grinning along with him, "what a brilliant evil plan! Ludwig, you're an evil man! We love making evil plans!"
"So, it has been decided! We shall use this time turner to go back in time to Peter Kirkland's first year at Hogwarts. We'll destroy him before he ever gets a chance to destroy us! My friends… I think we're going back! Who's with me?" Germany cried out, holding up the time turner for all to see.
"Yeah!" The Death Eaters cheered.
"Our history is nothing more then what the losers settle for!" Everyone cried.
"So look alive, and don't forget, that it's not over yet!" Germany reminded
"It's not over, no, it's not over yet!"
Reviews are greatly appreciated. Should I continue with this? I may update soon, or it may just be added to the continues pile of unfinished stories I have. We shall see.
