MY LIFE IN SACRED HEART

My POV

Well here I am...I just finished my med school and this is my first day at the county hospital of sacred heart. Oh god, I'm nervous. Who's my intern? Wait no, I'M the intern right? And he's the resident. I think. What's his name? Oh god is that him in front of him? He's old. Better say something. He looks important.

"Hello sir."

"Hello there." He seems like a nice old guy. He has a bright smile. "Prepare to hang yourself in the next months."

"Um...you mean to...you mean 'hang in there'? That kind of 'hang'?"

"Nope. I mean you're gonna hang yourself in a month. Good day." Oooookay...holycrap. What the hell? Okay calm down I'm supposed to find him in the... in front of the... okay I'll just ask this nurse where I can find him.

"Excuse me miss?"

"It's mrs. and don't call me miss again or I'll have my man tear you a new one." Holyshit she's insane. Ah there's another. Can't use miss. Just say nurse.

"Nurse could you..."

"Listen just because I'm a nurse doesn't mean I'm your personal dog okay?"

"Wait no but I..."

"Are you treating my woman like she was your dog? Well, she's my dog! Ahaaaalright!" He started laughing. She looked rather furious. He immediately stiffled his laugh. "Seriously don't treat my woman like that."

"No, listen seriousl I didn't want any disrespect. I just want to know where I can find doctor..." Where is that note? "J...John Dorian? I'm one of the interns...or residents. I'm the new guy." Oh man I look like an idiot.

"Ooh you're one of the interns. Your one of JD's interns. Nice. He's over there." Oh my god he's next to my ear he's whispering. "He's the idiot with the stupid smile."

External narrator.

Michael walked over to JD.

"Hello there. My name is Doctor John Dorian but for the next upcoming days your gonna be calling me 'the grand master who is going to decide my faith'." He said those last words with emphasis so they sounded scary. He gave out a little laugh. When he realised Michael was not laughing he stopped. "Odd, usually interns laugh at that."

"Nnnnnnno, newbie ah-tthey dont. In fact, actually they never laugh at any of your jokes, anda guess why? Because you're just not gosh darn funny muh-ahah." Dr. Cox said as he slammed against JDs chest 2 or 3 charts an then started leaving. JD looked at Michael.

"Um...he's just...he's just joking he actually loves me. If it wasn't for his obligation of being a tough guy we would be best friends." And then he tilted his head and looked in space. Michael was rather unconftorbal waiting like that. JD stayed like that for over a minute and when he snapped out of it he said "That would be a nice bunny don't you think?" Michael looked at him with a blank face. "Well?"

"Uuuuuum...yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh?" Michael said uncerrtain.

"Great!" JD said happily. "Well, you do know that the meting starts at 2h30 right?" He said looking at his watch.

"Uh, yeah. Isn't it 2 30 now?" Mike said looking at his own watch.

"No, now it's one thirty."

"Oh dammit my watch must be slow."

"HEY!" A big guy yelled behind Mike, making him jump.

"W...What?"

"Don't curse in this hospital ,there are kids." And he started going down the hall. He muttered "Hell, no one respects the damn rules in this hell hole." Mike was shocked. He pointed at the tall guy and looked at JD to have an answer on who it was.

"Oh, that's the janitor." Jd said. "You'll be making a good aquaintance of him later on. If I'm correct you're gonna jam the door with a penny."

"...Wwwwhat? Why would I do that?" He asked.

"Because you're the first intern he saw."