Kuroko no Perverts
A story in which Kuroko is possessive, Kise likes to imagine people in cat ears, Midorima is a usual tsundere, Aomine looks under skirts, Murasakibara likes to lick people, and just everyone is after some Aka-booty.
Warnings: Crack-fic, stupid-ness, my lame sense of humor, Akashi in a maid outfit, smut, cursing, sort of yandere Kuroko, more smut, and just overall my stupidity
And also too much usage of horizontal lines
Chapter 1
Akashi had never wanted more in his entire life to scream into his pillow. He was never one to complain about most things, but today he just wanted to throw all self-control out of the damn window to his five-story apartment complex and land on some poor unsuspecting victim walking their dog that day (oh how he wished he could manifest his emotions into physical objects, but scissors would have to do for now).
His phone buzzed again prompting a growl from the redhead Rakuzan captain as he angrily turned on his phone to see yet another text from the person he least wanted to talk to at this point.
He almost texted back 'Leave me the fuck alone' but decided against it since that would only cause another slew of problems for the teen, so he just opted for a simple, 'Yes, Ryōta. What is it that you might need?' while trying not to break his screen in the process because damn the blonde had been texting him all the fucking day and dammit he just got out of a very stressful board meeting with his father and he wasn't about to put up with this shit.
'Yay you finally answered Akashicchi!~ You wouldn't answer your phone-ssu!'
'I was in a meeting with my father and other employees Ryōta.'
'I and the others are meeting up at my apartment! Would you like to come over?'
Akashi contemplated his answer, thinking of the pros and cons of his choice. If he said yes, then he would have to deal with an overly bubbly Ryōta and equally as annoying Daiki, but at the same time get to spend some time with the less-annoying Shintarō, Atsushi, and his precious Tetsuya. But if he said no, then the blonde would probably throw a tantrum (sometimes he wondered if he was actually a child trapped in a man's body), and not get to spend time with less-annoying people around him.
'Kurokocchi's gonna be upset if you don't come-ssu!~'
Akashi opted for the right choice.
'Hai, I will be coming. What time shall we meet up?'
Kise grinned triumphantly at his former captain's acceptance, quickly texting back, 'Yay! Be there around 4 o'clock!~' and shut off his phone.
'Time to get prepared~'
Soo yeah, just a shameless crack-fic that I have no idea what direction it's going towards. So just expect randomness all over the place XP
R&R